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Jim: Batman told me he was interrogating Joker. How has it been going so far?

Arkham doctor: Batman has been handling it perfectly but to be honest.. I think he should end the interrogation now.

Jim: Why? Is something wrong?

Arkham doctor: No but the Joker has been asking Batman to start a family together for two hours now.

Jim:

Meanwhile Batman and Joker

Joker: C'mon honey pie, I'll take over for you as the dark knight when I get you pregnant! You'll have nothing to worry about!

Batman: I'm asking for the fifth time, tell me about the case.

Joker: Do you think we should buy a green or purple bib

#batman #the joker #batjokes #💀💀💀

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this is the ONLY damian wayne design i accept by the way. brown skin, a crooked nose, dark green eyes and thick eyebrows. keep that white-washed monstrosity away from me

#dc #damian wayne

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My Justice League Canada notes (most of which I've probably posted on here before) also remind me of something: I think there should be a Justice League or Avengers equivalent for at least every continent. I want to see some heroes for some more obscure countries around the world. Like a Justice League Europe could have the big ones like France, Germany, Ireland, Spain, etc. But we also could have Latvia, Albania, Lithuania or Lichtenstein! Or like, a Justice League Asia would have China and Japan and stuff, but it'd also have Vietnam and Cambodia and Myanmar and Mongolia and more. Continents are big, and there's untapped potential here. Untapped potential!

#dc #justice league

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🚨 Support Us Before It's Too Late: A Urgent Plea from Every Member of My Family 🚨

Hey Tumblr fam,

Mahmoud here. Today, I'm sharing a heartfelt video narrated by my sister Sahar. She's bravely sharing our family's journey, a tale of resilience amidst adversity.

In the chaos of war, we've been uprooted over seven times, finally finding ourselves in Deir al-Balah, with nothing but a worn-out tent to call home.

Sahar's words paint a vivid picture of our struggles and the urgent need for support to find a safer haven for our family.

Please, take a moment to watch the video and consider lending a helping hand. Every action, big or small, makes a difference.

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for some reason middle aged comic fans coming on the internet to defend their decision as to why they thought a twelve year old should have died or lived is so funny 😭😭😭

#dc #jason todd

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there is something horrifically grim to it, but illustrations for gaza and palestinians tend to catch more mass attention that actual photos of people. this made me feel incredibly helpless for a long while, seeing both how people would rather look at a neat drawing of red black green and white than look a human in the eyes, and how online platforms would rather push a viral drawing while suppressing those begging for help at the same time.

a way to cope with this feeling has been taking advantage of it to directly guide people to helping palestinians.

if art gets better traction, then there’s an incredible amount of good that can be done by creating art that immediately links to fundraisers. creating art of the many images of those who are asking for help.

within hours of posting my drawing, there has been jumps in the thousands for bashar from gaza’s fundraiser. it’s a small effort in the grand scheme of things. it’s not a fix it. but it’s something good. please take care of each other and do what you can. i think this could help a lot of people if a lot of people did it.

here is bashar. i’ve drawn him, spoken to him, and known him now for a few months. any shares help, any art helps. draw who you see, draw what you see. thanks all

#free palestine #free gaza

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battinson befriends the tiny child playing with his ipad in a corner at this gala. it’s timmy :)

#battinson #tim drake #batfam

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Can someone write a fic where Bruce is on a JL mission and they somehow get a baby that they need to take care of until they find their parents. And all the JL members just cannot stop this baby from crying (this is before Clark has Jon so he’s pretty clueless with babies still) and eventually Bruce is like, “give them to me.”

And the JL is like “uhh, we don’t know if we should trust BATMAN with a baby, but at this point… fuck it.” And hand the baby over to him.

And Batman tucks the baby into his chest and softly bounces them, talking to them gently in a deep rumbly voice. “It’s okay sweetheart. Shhh, you’re safe.” And eventually, the baby doesn’t just stop crying, but falls asleep.

And the JL just stand there, gobsmacked. Because what the fuck??? Why is the Batman so good with babies??? And the rest of the mission Batman just has the baby because a) they don’t want them to wake up and start fussing again. And b) because Batman looks genuinely happy (as happy as Batman can be without deeply horrifying the JL).

#GUYS #batman #jla

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World domination

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

#yessir #if supey tries to stop me ill just kiss him on the lips easy as that

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Brucie Wayne, during an interview the publicist forced him and his family to give: "I adopted Dick from the circus the night we met, Jason--"

"I was kidnapped from the Narrows," Jason interjected.

Bruce, undeterred, beaming. "-- Tim's technically the neighbour's kid, Stephanie--"

"I'm sort of just staying here." Stephanie crossed her arms.

"--Damian's mom--"

"--randomly returned him and we're all just enjoying this little blessing," Tim says with a large grin, ruffling Damian's hair.

Dick plasters on an even faker smile, gripping Damian's hand before the kid can reach for a knife.

"-- Cass is just a little angel who Barbara introduced me to. And I adopted Duke after his parents became unwell."

Interviewer: ...

#batfamily #bruce “adoption addiction” wayne everyone

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a comic about different types of storytellers

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the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?

Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??

Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.

Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.

Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.

#he came with the sword. #batfam

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"we cant have trannies in our schools, WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?????? THEY'RE BEING CORRUPTED!!!!", they cry.

you're teaching your children to segregate human beings by arbitrary traits that don't affect them in any way shape or form.

you're teaching your children to hate.

you're teaching your children to be violent.

so, what was that about the children? who's corrupting them, again?

#trans #trans rights

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yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you greedy fucks

#piracy #i love piracy

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"i respect trans people" do you?

do you respect trans people who look like their agab, whether they want to or not?

do you respect transfems with body/facial hair? transfems who don't wear makeup or dresses or skirts? transfems with low voices? transfems with short hair?

and do you respect transmascs who don't bind? transmascs who wear makeup or dresses or skirts? transmascs with high voices? transmascs with long hair?

do you respect trans people who don't "pass"?

#!!!!!!

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everyone's like wehhhhh why doesn't doctor house gets suuuueeed! like my man. literally every patient he sees is someone that's been trying to find a diagnosis for ages. i could live with a little medical malpractice if it were coming from someone ready to break into my home to look for allergens and not simply half heartedly listen to me before suggesting I lose weight and take ages of back and forth arguing to order a single test

#house md #house