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untitled goose game works because if i was playing a human person i would still feel terrible for attacking people at random and stealing their possessions even though i know that neither i nor they are real, but since i'm doing all of that as my bastardsona i feel that it is not only my right but my duty to inflict as much havoc and mild vexation as possible on the unsuspecting population of NPCs

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see nah i work at a bar - Rachel drinks Cosmos when she’s with her other friends but when shes with the Animorphs or by herself i feel like she’s a Gin and Tonic Girlie

Its a little sour, a little sweet, hella strong.

Marco as a house special guy is an absolute dub, he also insists on getting at least one top shelf shot for the group though that he pressures everyone else into

If they lived to drinking age, each Animorph's alcoholic beverage of choice?

Jake: virgin Irish coffee. Yes, he knows that that's just coffee with whipped cream on top. He's tired, okay? He came out to have a good time and he's honestly feeling so attacked right now.

Rachel: cosmopolitan. For when you're feeling girly, but also like you want to get crunked up.

Marco: the house special, whatever that might be. He enjoys sidling up to the bartender and going "surprise me."

Tobias: beer. Much like Marco, he ends up with a different drink depending on the bar, but in his case it's a matter of pointing to a tap at random.

Ax: a New Jersey Turnpike. Also known as the drink you make by taking the mat that sits on the bar and draining its contents into a glass. The name reflects that it tastes kind of like Long Island Iced Tea, if you hold your nose and if it's your fifth drink of the night.

Cassie: bourbon, neat. It was developed by American women, and it's been the subject of several workers' uprisings over the centuries.

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Lucy Maclean and Maximus in Season 1 of FALLOUT

#they’re both so stupid in opposite ways #i love them so much

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I love how the villains motivation in GvK is that ‘Humanity needs to be on top! We need a way to kill Godzilla!’ as if the US Military didnt get a good way there in the immediately proceeding movie

Literally just double tap and don’t give him a steroid boost (nuclear bomb) and they probably already have a way to kill him

But no, Big Robot

this isnt a criticism of the movie - its great, I fulky belief that Simmons would do that because he’s the type of fucker to say ‘i like crazy ideas, they made me rich’

#monsterverse #gvk #godzilla kotm #godzilla vs kong #oxygen destroyer #godzilla #mechagodzilla #And like i dont want to criticize realism #in these of all movies #but he went with Psycic Robot instead of just a really big bimb #its unamerican really #Big Bombs are what Americans were designed to produce

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The discrepancy is… startling to me

Can we talk about the fact that so many people on this app would rather ship Lucy with the guy who CUT HER FINGER OFF or HER COUSIN 🤮 rather than shipping her with her canonical black love intrest. Yikes, this happens so often and it’s so concerning.

#fallout spoilers #fallout series #lucy maclean #maximus #the ghoul #maximus is my guy #i love liars an idiots

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Baba Yaga in the Finale of Neverafter is great.

Your Uber Driver to a boxing match leaves their vehicle, follows you to the Arena and then begins to throw down too on their own, new Third side

And then turns i to the most dangerous and competent player on the field by far

#dimension 20 #neverafter #neverafter dimension 20 #dimension 20 spoilers #baba yaga #she’s just got a fun energy #she went to final fight for no reason #she fully had no dog in that fight #Just for the vibes #they were cool #and she hates the fairies ig #I ship Aesop and Baba Yaga tbh #OCD Boyfriend ADD Girlfriend

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Hey Norm, just start breaking the tanks

“Bud let me out of here, or else im going to break all of these one by one, then you and you can’t stop me.”

You have basically unlimited time, break one of those fence things on the scaffolding. And then I would just start going to town, the only thing Bud could do is call for help but nothing’s stopping Norm from getting free by just beating Betty to death with a stick or managing to hide and escape (he’s a crafty fucker)

#fallout #fallout tv series #fallout show #fallout tv show #norm maclean #just start going to town #either the vault experiment is ruined and the buds are dead or the experiment is ruined and they’re not

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Excuse me? He asked for no pickles!

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posting my Fallout art in bunches. THE SERIES WAS SO GOOD

#fallout #fallout 4 #sole survivor #love this shit #Waking up from CryoSleep Angry

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Fallout TV show where is my Son.

I know that he’s still alive, Ron Pearlman says he dies at the age of 73, so where is he

Mr Bishop, son of the Chosen One and Leslie Anne Bishop is my illegitamet son, head of the Bishop Political Family and one of the most important snd influential men in the NCR

where is my son Fallout TV show.

he wanders the wastes like his Pa and with the NCR the way that it is, my guy needs to hope in the Chrysler

#fallout #fallout 2 #fallout tv series #fallout show #fallout new vegas #hes mentioned in new vegas as being like #this maverick #technically the Bishops are a crime family #but the Bishop’s are the NCR’s secret service pretty much #also not really a crime family if you’re the government #i love New Reno and NCR politics so much #And the fact that my SON is a part of it? #wild that theres no follow up

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The most annoying people ever: DNI if you ship Lucy with the ghoul. that’s immoral. How could you like that Bad Man? 😭

Lynda Carter:

#shes in fallout 4 #she knows all about Hancock

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Okay not to sound totally 2015 Pilled but if I could have ANYTHING in Fallout Season 2, I just want Lucy and the Ghoul to run into a guy in Power Armor who wont shut up about Post-Apocalyptic history and an Eyebot

like seeing the Storyteller from Shoddycast - the reason I love the lore of these games so much - for literally five minutes as a gag bit

Lucy would be SO excited to have someone who can tell her everything she wants to know, but the Ghoul would take one look at him and go ‘nope, you’re a plot hook im not dealing with’

#fallout tv series #fallout new vegas #fallout #fallout tv show #The Storyteller Shoddycast #Shoddycast #like that channel was OG #the ghoul #cooper howard #lucy maclean #If Ranger Tanner was there i would also be excited #like they just find him at a bar with food and a drink but also not taking off his helmet #just a main in two ton armor just trying to seem normal so he can find someone to talk the ear off of #besides edna

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FALLOUT (2024) - Episode 7: The Radio

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I don't just want him to lose the election I want him to die

#adaine about kipperlilly #should i just make this a fantasy high blog at this point?

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There are 3 types of Fallout players.

Oh my sweet babygirl husband let me protect and cherish you.

I know he has some strong opinions but poor man was raised by a cult and I can make him better.

What the hell did you think I hoarded all the RadAway for, bitch?!

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For those not involved in DnD and havent had the misfortune of fighting them, here is the stat block for a purple worm

At this level the average AC will be about 17, so the purple worm will hit about 85% of its shots and 21 Acid damage is enough to take a solid chunk out of the strongest of Characters.

A Purple Worm is easily a group ttk for a level 10 party and Gorgug, ALONE (not alone he did have a decent amount of help) kicked the shit out of it

Because what I just witnessed was INSANE and I have seen no one treat it as such, can we take a fucking moment to bask in the fact that Gorgug essentially 1v1ed that purple worm without ever going down or getting swallowed like ??? Zac Oyama what kind of dice ritual did you pull before this fight

#gorgug thistlespring #fantasy high #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high spoilers #fhjy #d20 #fantasy high junior year spoilers #that was a truly ridiculous amount of crits what the fuck #it was mainly the crits #it was insane #Gorgug is a Boss Monster #all of the bad kids are tbh #like each easily could be a bbeg for a lesser (average dnd) party