18 | sapphic | he/she |INFP| The dreaded Film majorneurodivergent but no longer minor I lost the common decency to be ashamed of myself a long time agoCo-bad decision maker @wrennie-and-the-jets Ao3: Anewhope303
mafia guy: i hired youses to KILLS people not do Algebra
goon 1: no this is pre-alebgra
mafia guy: ohs thanks gods, i was actuallys coverings for a lacks of knowledges in the area via an outburst of aggression, im sorry it had to come to this
goon 1: yeah its actually history homework. mesopotamia. way older than algebra.
mafia guy: ill teach you to be euphrates of these gah damn hands GOON!
goon 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7: i hop the boss doesn't hear us kissing