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Some dude named Darrien:

"I barely had a pot to piss in."

Also some dude named Darrien:

"So I put in my last few grand."

"stepping off a yacht"

"in the middle of the night with a thousand-dollar case"

"I started with a couple of small tests. Nothing huge. I bet a thousand quid"

#i’m not the only one who hates him thank god #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers

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TMAGP 1: Darla

TMAGP 2: Daria

TMAGP 7: Dianne

TMAGP 13: Darrien

I know this is nothing but it feels like Something

(Even if the something is just Jonny and Alex poking fun at us for all the Michael/Mike/Mikaele jokes)

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"breakfast" a tma s5 animation thing

dawg can't even fry me an egg in this eyeconomy

#MARTINS FACE IM HOLLERING #LOVE THE ANIMATION BTW #tma #the magnus archives

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i know that everyone loves alice and i do too, but i think it’s time to recognize that she is absolute shit at coping with her lingering feelings for sam and as a result, is just making things harder for herself AND everyone around her

#like seriously girlypop is creepily invested in his love life #we can’t keep defending her #this is NOT healthy alice you’re just gonna drive people away from you #god i love when main characters are actually flawed #toxic even #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #magnus protocol #tmagp alice #alice dyer #rusty quill

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gertie and gerry :3

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chat are we seeing this

#i know it’s from a previous episode but i just realized #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #samama khalid #jonathan sims

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gwen when she first finds out that lena didn’t succeed in murdering someone: pathetic. embarrassing. you can’t even kill a man with your bare hands? couldn’t be me.

gwen after finding out that she may have inadvertently caused the death of a few people:

#she’s the most hypocrite to ever hypocrite #losercore <3 #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #magnus protocol #tmagp gwen #gwendolyn bouchard #tmagp gwendolyn #tmagp shitpost #magpod #magnus pod #tmagp podcast #rusty quill

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I’ve seen so many versions of the tma finale where Jon is a distorted thing with a bunch of eyes floating above the ground but hear me out:

The moment Jon becomes the pupil of the eye, he looks even more like himself than he’s looked in years.

I dunno I feel like the implications are kinda sick.

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I'm fucking hollering. apollo socked me square in the nose with this one.

#what the hell #congrats op #tmagp spoilers #tmagp

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i love how most fanart depictions of gwen is just “that one rich snobby middle school mean girl all grown up”

#the short blonde hair with middle parting especially #i’ve seen that in so many fanart now #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #tmagp gwen #gwendolyn bouchard #tmagp gwendolyn bouchard #gwen bouchard

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on my first ever listen i had the WORST time trying to tell daisy and melanie’s voices apart, to the point that in season 4 i was constantly picturing the wrong person in the coffin or getting the bullet cut out of their leg

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#i have that problem rn with gwen lena and celia #mostly gwen and celia #thank god alice has a very recognisable voice #tmagp

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something about the word choice of "unfolding the groom's head" instead of something like "ripping" "tearing" or "rending" is so unsettling

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The way I need Gwen to have a Jonathan Sims arc, I need her to grow her hair out and wear a ratty t shirt and fall in love with her annoying coworker who gave her coffee once

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Hey so uh. What does a lap dance from Mr. Bonzo cost? Heh. An arm and a leg. And your other arm. And your other leg. And your head. And your bones. And your-

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i was trying to think about how to explain why lena is my favourite character and how it's related to her being one of the less popular ones right now but instead my brain came up with the sentence "i love lena kelley because someone has to." and now im clutching my chest and falling to my knees etc etc

#youre so real for that op #exact reason why lena is my favorite too #lena kelley #tmagp #the magnus protocol

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reblog this w the entity/entities you most align yourself with & why

#the lonely #self explanatory #or the desolation #i like fire and cults :D #(i don't actually LIKE like cults they're just interesting) #or maybe the dark as well?

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Love wins

#oh my god #i never knew i needed this #otgw