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i get so freaked out by like. pictures of really big rope

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sometimes your party's ranger does something so cool (like ride the benevolent personification of a corrupted forest into battle) that your character carves a figurine inspired by the event.

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Do you write music with the view of being politically active and delivering a message or does it just happen and the rest follows? 

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Some day I want to see a show that does the “no filler episodes” thing from the opposite direction. Just a whole season worth of low-stakes character pieces that seem to move the overall story absolutely nowhere, then episode 26 pulls all the triggers at once and this massive Rube Goldberg machine of a plot the show’s been quietly setting up in the background the whole time hits you like a truck.

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“sparkling water” sounds… so pure. so aesthetically pleasing. but in actuality? it is…. Repulsive

#sparkling as in clear and crisp #not sparkling as in drinking tv static #lol

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*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*

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ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes

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my cat somehow took hundreds of selfies on my phone when i was sleeping

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(via @SmudgeTheInsultCat over on Mastodon)

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Sassy HYDRA agent

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Glasses wearers blinded by the lust for soup (steam)

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the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

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girl I would kill myself if I did that lol

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let’s pour one out for all the janitors who clean and never get enough appreciation

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#mood today

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A famous prompt: Describe a barn as seen by a man whose son has just been killed in a war. Do not mention the son, or war, or death. Do not mention the man who does the seeing.