hey about your boyfriend,, he rode the cyclone. yeah the front axle broke at 6:19 pm and sent him hurtling to his death. and now he’s in limbo but they’re sending someone else back. no he sang about you don’t worry. yeah he came to terms with the impermanence of life. sorry.
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He didn't wait to renovate
Found 6 contestants, all were great!
And now, he’s on the road to fame
Karnak’s got a gameshow and its name is...
(it’s very catchy)
…Ride the Cyclone!
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unfair that i have to coexist with other people when i live in a house where other people also live
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so many times i have died alone in my room
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Shut up m'dudes, it's a national holiday
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WHAT
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guys idk why but im simping so hard for Mischa from rtc HELP
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[Ocean], we couldn't be prouder. Please, let me say it one time louder. I - I - I love you, I - I - I love you, I love everything about you dear, and I swear it's true, I love —
"Chimerical. C - H - I - M - E - R - I - C - A - L. Highly unrealistic, wildly fanciful."
"That is correct."
I love you.
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quick hide the cringe we can't let people know we enjoy things unironically
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Shout out to the day i killed the queen via AO3, legendary (name of the fanfic is jigens sick adventure, yes it is a sickfic)
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spacedolls
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"wow i can't believe edmund sold out his family for some turkish delight, turkish delight isn't even good-"
lucy found a forest in the back of a wardrobe and went home with the first creature she met because he offered her sardines with her tea okay and not even magic sardines the pevensies are just fucking stupid okay
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just thinking about mischa and talia again
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