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thrashsexual · 9 days
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honestly i cant be mad at the concept of rock band rpf like girlllllll thats like kpop fanfiction for sheltered queers who hate their dads and want to dress punk
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thrashsexual · 12 days
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how mental is your breakdown if you need pyrotechnics, a giant model airplane, foam bricks the size of coffee tables and a fucking inflatable worm that engulfs the venue for a fucking concept album about it
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thrashsexual · 13 days
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my thoughts on pf members if they existed in modern day (based on looks)
Syd Barrett: moderately popular commentary youtuber who holds his clip mic in his hand
Roger Waters: hardcore pit mosher who spits on people if they push him and developed a reputation on Twitter for throwing his shoes at frontmen
David Gilmour: pretty boy actor under 30 like Timothee Chalamet or Nicholas Hoult who primarily gets casted in streaming service dramas
Rick Wright: painfully british influencer on instagram who promotes sleep aid supplements
Nick Mason: the next Nick Cannon
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thrashsexual · 20 days
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christ the oysters are good arent they
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yes
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yes its good oysters here arent they
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yes
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its good oysters here. seems to be the right season of year
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the oysters are alright
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the oysters are very good
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yes, this time of year
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well i dont know what nationality they are
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i like to think oysters transcend national barriers
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thrashsexual · 21 days
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me when im a giraffe in the sahara and i cant find an oasis to drink from with my friends
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thrashsexual · 24 days
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pink in his hotel room after finding out his wife cheated on him and almost killing a groupie
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thrashsexual · 1 month
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man what was i on
the trial by pink floyd is soooo good it truly feels like roger waters is coming inside my body
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thrashsexual · 1 month
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my gf: bitch you better not be pork mccartney when i get there
my stupid ass:
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thrashsexual · 1 month
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me when i see a honkin pair
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thrashsexual · 1 month
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*duke nukem voice* im gonna fire my lead guitarist and promote crypto *bang* *bitchin guitar riff*
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thrashsexual · 1 month
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love it when bands have a self-titled that has one (1) (☝️) colour that names it as the colour instead of jst calling it self-titled
metallica's self-titled is called The Black Album. beatles has The White Album. weezer has Blue Album. no idea what its called but damn i love it
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thrashsexual · 2 months
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we need to make a floyd-like concept album about corporate greed and raw introspection into sacrificing humanity and the environment for short-term profit but sometimes the lyrics mention a little orange furry guy and a green suitup scene and it becomes abundantly clear the album's just about the onceler
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thrashsexual · 2 months
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guitar enthusiasts will literally be like “WOAHHG check out this new and modern line from Flikamarina! The gorblob tuner set, the winglegog style paint-job, Barblingina bridge, eebga-brand steel strings, sanded ferretwood fretboard and hummagooba three-coil humbuckers makes this line so unique!”
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thrashsexual · 2 months
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had a dream while taking a nap where megadeth released a new single but they promoted it on tiktok. i watched a video where dave mustaine and nick menza promoted the single by making a new dance trend. i woke up covered in sweat
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thrashsexual · 2 months
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men will literally hallucinate the events and traumas of their life that lead up to this moment in the present before experiencing a violent and messy emotional breakdown via abstract metaphor before going to therapy
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King Crimson - The Noise: Live at Fréjus
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