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my stomach hurts

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my stomach hurts

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Me

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Classic before and after image of me “making moments last” because this is honestly hot af and the text bubble and the words just ruin the moment ;) ;)

#tokyo ghoul #hot

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No...

#hilary clinton #clinton #hilary

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Taking the phrase “I’m freaking out” to a new level.

#gaben

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Combo Breaker!(afterbirth update #20)

remember that part in my last post where i said today we would announce the release date of afterbirth… well i lied, now on to the post!

a while back we did a poll where we asked fans what features they would like to see upgraded or added to a DLC, there were loads of good suggestions, like being able to view character progress on the pause screen, an optional hud that displays items for streamers, more unlocks for hard mode and many others that we have implemented into afterbirth… but the one suggestion everyone seems to demand is MORE ITEM COMBOS!

so we did just that.

a lot of items in the past didnt combo with rubber cement, well thats changed and it will also combo with some of the more unique new items as well.

20/20 and dr fetus was another one people wanted to see more combos with

i dont wanna spoil all the fun though so...

many of you probably noticed a new enemy in an old gif that appeared out of a black portal.. little did you know that enemy is actually a new cave boss and easily one of the coolest new additions.

Little Horn is a new and much welcome “stubby” demon boss.

i really loved the design of loki and i know there are more than a few loki fans out there who appreciated the 4 armed lil devil. i liked how small he was and in afterbirth i made sure to add in more “small” bosses as well as more “mega huge” ones to boot.

not only does this guy break the mold with his AI, but he also has more attacks than normal bosses… easily one of the most fun boss fights thus far.

i also got to reuse some of his mechanics in other ways… 

youll see what i mean in about t… oh wait i should probably wait to announce the release date next week, via awesome trailer… 

see you then!

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That moment after you work out for 2 and a half hours and then sit for another half an hour and try to get up

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When I see stuff like "Reblog if you love your mom" it's l like well damn... I don't reblog... Guess that shows how much I love my mom

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THERE WE GO!

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The logo took me an hour .-.

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I mean if you like picture frames that much... sure?

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Why do people think I'm funny at awkward hours of the day? I'm just me at this hours doping me things that I do ooo like I shouldn't be awake right now b big but you know life just floats your boat 4u and then you don't have to do shit other than go onto Tumblr and post ransom sghit like this :DDDDDD also can someone tell me y kill LA kill is on adult swim.-.?

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My attempt at comedy

As I sped up the greasy looking Tesla to over 100 miles an hour, my daughter glared at me sharply and said "Is this legal?" I responded, "don't worry, it's a rental" in a free, guiltless voice. "that doesn't make it any more legal" she snapped sharply, "But just listen! There is absolutely no noise from the car whatsoever!" I said, again in a guiltless voice, "Dad, the cops are behind us..." My daughter covered her face with her hands as I calmly replied "No they're not... I can't hear them at a-... Oh shit..." Sirens slowly rang in my ears, getting louder and louder. "Dad! What are you doing?! PULL OVER!" My daughter screamed as I pulled into the exit and over to the opposite way over to a vacant road leading to the car dealership as my daughter hyperventilates next to me, "Hey, when we get to the dealership, we're going to go jump out of here and straight to our car!" I said hesitantly as my daughter slaps me and screamed "PULL OVER NOW!!!" I rejected and sped up as she opened her door and projected, "Pull. Over. Now." I slowed down and pulled over as the policeman came over and after rolling down my window he said, nice car.

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The bottomless pit of Gingerale

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It’s the words that I say.. I say Pinpkin instead of Pumpkin so y4eeeee3ee34324ee2453264432765474