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Firefly: Ugh, I would murder someone to get that designer bag.

Ram: Don't you think that's a disproportionate reaction?

McTerrier, leaning backwards over a chair, overdramatically: Life is temporary, drip is forever.

Firefly: See? He gets it.

Ram: Both of you are a menace.

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Cyclops: Do you know what the question I get asked the most is?

Thingamabob: "Will you please leave the premises?"

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Foster: Sundae?

Foster, with heart eyes: Oh, no no no! I just like her as a friend..

Queen of Hearts: ...Why are your eyes shaped like hearts?

Foster: Allergies-

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TINY BUSHBABY.... AAAAAAAA

Viking, looking at Bushbaby: So, uh…

Viking: Want a beer?

Harlequin: HE’S FOUR!

Viking: What am I SUPPOSED to do with him???

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HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

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This was fun to do

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Cupcake: Okay guys, meet my new friend, Mallard! He gave me two dollars this morning! So I bought some new lipstick with it.

Caterpillar, whispering: Why did you give her two dollars?

Mallard, whispering back: I thought she was homeless...

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Mullet: Aw man, my crocs tanned my feet weird...

Professor, crossing his arms: You deserve to be reminded of your crimes.

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Queen of Hearts: You have one day left to live. What do you do?

Sundae: Cry.

Foster: Something illegal and edgy.

Bull, smirking: I'd message 10 people on Facebook saying that if they don't forward the message to 10 people I would die tomorrow.

Skunk: I think I would worry so much about what to do I'd end up doing nothing.

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Baby: Can we go to McDonald’s?

Pepper: If you can spell it, we’ll go!

Baby:

Pepper:

Baby: Can we go to KFC?

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Frillneck: Exercise is so important for a healthy lifestyle. That's why I do yoga daily.

Frillneck, flopping to the floor face-down:

Puppet, on his shelf: You can't just do the "corpse" pose for an hour.

Frillneck: Watch me.

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Turtle: Astronaut figured out he can put sticky notes on people's backs.

Turtle: He doesn't know they're supposed to say stuff like "kick me", so they only have space facts on them...

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Kitten (AU): How tall are you?

Bushranger: Height is a social construct.

Kitten: So you’re short. Okay.

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Wizard, setting the scene for a hypothetical scenario as he passes out slips of paper: You walk into a room to find that the only way to escape is by writing the name of a real person on a piece of paper. This will kill that person.

Wizard, passing by Bushranger: You only need to write one name.

Wizard, as he turns to Frillneck: And it can’t be your own name.

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Sundae, walking into the police station: I’m here for my husband.

Desk sergeant: Who’s your husband?

Sundae: You must be new here.

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Fox: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time...

Rabbit, pulling out a giant bazooka: Manslaughter it is!

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Bull, arms crossed nonchalantly: Hmm. I never thought I'd have to say this.

Jester, hanging upside-down from the ceiling: What?

Bull: There is only space in this group for one unstable family member.

Bull: And I've held that title for a very long time, so you are going to have to get it together.

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Queen: Okay team, listen up! There are three ways to resolve conflict.

Bushranger: Gun.

Frillneck: Knife.

Puppet: Blackmail!

Queen: ...Why the fuck do I even bother?

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