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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

#or ofmg when people say ‘’why can i understand this 😂😂’’ #👁️💢

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

#asking this question on the mega nerd website what did you expect 😭😭 #also no

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My friend just made me feel weird for asking so now i gotta know.

If you do have a favorite bird please please tell me in the tags, i want to see some Birds!!

#pied wagtails #i remember distinctly watching one bobbing about through the windows of my primary school hall and just being emdeared and entranced

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can’t believe I’ve actually been looking forward to another crabs treasure coming out for like two solid years now just to not be able to play it on release because I’ve got deadlines

#PLEASEEEEE IVE WAITED SO LONGGGG #everyone pray for me btw this essay is kicking my ass 😮‍💨 #bagel babbles

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we should talk more about cities that are vampires. cities that are cold and wet and sink into your bones and stay there. cities that are hungry and want to live. dead cities that dont know they're dead and suck the life force of their people to maintain the delusion. cities with harbors that are actually mouths; one-way entries. cities that are devastatingly lonely and see consumption as love

#HIIIII ESKEW #eskew

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Jo and Roach, girls for a wlw short story about vampires and legal disputes in south Paris

#art #man i saw these on twitter yesterday and i fucking neeeeeeeed to know more about them

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#depends on if i want savoury or sweet BUT i’m between on avocado (+egg +pomegranate) and chocolate spread w salt

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Britney Spears, Shakira, Kesha, Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga. Pop girls death brawl. Who is coming out alive?

#dropped my phone and when i picked it up i had accidentally picked taylor 😭

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I wish there were a universal, low-brainpower, nonverbal way to communicate to my friends that says "hey I'm thinking about you but I don't have anything to say, nor do I have the wherewithal for a conversation right now anyway" via text message but I'm so so so upset that the original Facebook messenger Poke feature was the closest to anyone getting the right idea

#hiiii cooper lmao #me n you this past week or so playing different games on the switch at the same time #edit: btw i want u to know that every time it pops up that you’re online i’m ‘oh hey cooper!’ ‘shout out to cooper’ etc etc #like out loud

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#i love doing this bc the longer i spend looking for something i like the cheaper it gets 🤭

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I hate how white people invented the we don’t owe each other anything mindset

#god i know we’re all so past this but… idk what these people are talking about #also from the uk and we just fucking feed our guests here. wtf are you talking about #sometimes your parent would be asled if they expected you home for dinner and THAT determines if you have dinner here #but the rest of this is insane #that said maybe it’s a wealth thing? we’re working class on a council estate and that’s what’s normal here #ALSO seeing the argument that it’s a southern uk thing -> i’m from the south (SAD) and it’s just not a thing here #you get fed.

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‘Golden’ The year of the Dragon drawn near. Another illustration for the Here be Dragons by Ralph Whitlock illustration project. I’m so excited to see this book renewed with all my illustrations 🥰

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Happy New Year!!

Starting off 2024 with a dragon and some bunnies.

#art

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Happy New Lesbian Year!!

#art

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#TEDDY BEAR SUPERIORITY 🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸 #fun fact btw my birthday is on national teddy bear day xoxo #and national sudoku day and share you care day (which is a care bears thing) #had to do a uni project about it which is why i know this

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

#earthsea but more specifically the farthest shore rn #BUT i did just pick up the chromatic fantasy yesterday and i’m soooo tempted to take a quick detour and read that now

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Taking a break from being a space pirate

#art #fave art #got this as a print a couple uears ago and it’s still legitimately one of my favourite illustrations ever