Old dude came in the shop and when I said "lemme know if you have any questions" he goes "what was the name of Alexander the Great's horse," thinking he was so funny. I told him Bucephalus, and he was so disappointed. Like his whole day was hanging on beating me at trivia. He says "you're only the second person who knew that" and I said "well, probably the third if you count Alexander the Great." He left without buying anything, and did not say goodbye. I think I honestly hurt his weird little feelings! Sorry I'm a bitch, old man!
Are you a Gold Star lesbian? (Just in case you don't know what it means, a Gold Star lesbian is a lesbian that has never had the sex with a guy and would never have any intentions of ever doing so)
Hi!!! This ask is in no way an attempt to bother or berate you, it is just a simple inquiry from a true fan. Any updates headed our way for that Clexa Social Media AU you were posting? It is honestly one of my favorites and I miss it dearly. But as stated above, I do not wish to annoy or offend you. If you are done with it, I understand and will not bother you about it ever again. All I would ask is that you do not take it down or delete it so that I may continue re-reading it as I have been. Thank you for your time.
Hahahha this is very sweet of you, don't worry I won't delete them. I'm not sure if I'm gonna update it again, I kinda lost all of my drive for making content over the past year.
Thanks for checking in though 😊 but as of right now there won't be an update. Maybe further down along the road, but not anytime soon.
Haku, listen. I just remembered something from a long time ago - I think it may help you. Once, when I was little, I dropped my shoe into a river. When I tried to get it back, I fell in.
I thought I’d drown, but the water carried me to shore. It finally came back to me. The river’s name was the Kohaku River. I think that was you, and your real name is Kohaku River.