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toelessbastard · 6 minutes
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New jobs are fun because you’re asking questions like ummmmm how do you open. A door
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toelessbastard · 1 hour
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I fucking hate James Tissot’s paintings because in ALL OF THEM there is ALWAYS someone staring right at you, but it’s not always immediately visible. You just feel watched by this mf. Sometimes the little shit is right there at the centre, but others the bastard is just gazing from the distance, it is CREEPY, my guys
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toelessbastard · 2 hours
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cant live without my annual furrying of mayoshino god bless
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toelessbastard · 3 hours
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knitting tutorial made by a twenty-something knitting influencer: 18 min long, 12 of those minutes being the intro and a sponsor plug, they show the first few steps of the tutorial at the slowest speed known to man, they show the most important steps at a neck-break speed, they stop every five seconds to talk about what they just did, 40,000 comments filled with questions ranging from insightful to “how do i knit”, filmed with a camera that costs more than a car, the tutorial is incorrect.
knitting tutorial made by a seventy-something grandmother: two min long, filmed 17 years ago, shows you what you want with the skilled patient hands of a beloved deity, made with the world’s shittiest camera, the best video on the fucking internet, four comments and 30 views, you lose the video and never find it again.
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toelessbastard · 4 hours
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i love this manga
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toelessbastard · 5 hours
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the sleepiest ♡
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toelessbastard · 6 hours
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one fish two fish,,,
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toelessbastard · 7 hours
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dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain
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toelessbastard · 8 hours
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i’ve seen a lot of really messed up images in my time on the internet, weird fetish shit, even a few IRL gore images but nothing. NOTHING evokes such a deep seated, gut wrenching fear in me like this image of the fucking water slide from Action Park with the loop in it
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toelessbastard · 8 hours
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World’s first neutering [x]
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toelessbastard · 9 hours
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i care about them☹️
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toelessbastard · 10 hours
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concept art que hice para un proyecto con amigos
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toelessbastard · 11 hours
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561 - awhile ago i was talking abt how as long as natsume is around no one can have beef w sora. well this is why
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toelessbastard · 12 hours
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Western Red-backed Salamander (Plethodon vehiculum), family Plethodontidae, western WA, USA
Salamanders in this family, Plethodontidae, do not have lungs and the family is referred to as the "lungless salamanders".
They absorb oxygen through the lining of the mouth and throat (buccopharyngeal respiration), as well as though their skin.
photograph by Izzy Edwards
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toelessbastard · 13 hours
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I’m going a bit crazy today m
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toelessbastard · 14 hours
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toelessbastard · 15 hours
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