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Noora: I relate to Belle because she loves to read books and loves people for their souls.

PChris: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.

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Vilde: My kink is when people care about my feelings and what I have to say.

Noora: Too unrealistic. Settle for bondage like the rest of us.

#skam #incorrect skam quotes #noora sætre #vilde hellerud

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Jonas: I think we can all agree that Magnus is the most likely of us to get abducted by aliens.

Magnus: Am I really that important?

Isak: No, it’s just... the way that you are.

Jonas: You do strike me as one of those people to start wearing a tinfoil hat and running a conspiracy theory blog.

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Noora, banging on the door: Vilde, open up!

Vilde: It all started when I was ten...

Noora: No, I meant-

Sana: Shh, let her finish.

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Mahdi: Going to Plan B?

Jonas: Technically, this would be Plan G.

Magnus: How many plans do we have? Is there, like, a Plan M?

Jonas: Yeah, but Magnus dies in Plan M.

Isak: I like Plan M.

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Isak: What? People actually tell their crushes they like them?

Jonas: What the hell do YOU do?

Isak: I die? What sort of question-

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William: You ever feel like you're being watched?

PChris: All the time, when you look this good you have to get used to it.

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Isal: sup, what's the latest? Are we bitching? Gossiping?

Jonas: we're discussing the current socioeconomic climate in regards to rising poverty rates and an increase in a wage gap between rich and poor

Isak: so... bitching then?

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Still relevant

Me: post something on your side blog at least once a week Me: post 300 post in the night after a moth of hiatus

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P!Chris in the end:

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#they are so soft #too bad hes about to snake

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Martino: guys, do we wanna start this cohabitation right by having dinner tonight? I’m alone. Eva: well… me and gio wanted to go to the cinema… Martino: for once that I invited you and I have the house empty! Eva: fine. Gio: what are you cooking? Eva: probably he’s gonna order a pizza. Martino: funny I have coupons for a new place Gio: only because you have the coupons. Stingy. Eva: diet, Rametta. Gio: suca ( italian slang ) Gio: I’m joking. See you at 20:00.

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I just discovered your blog and i love it so damn much💓. I'm laughing so hard omg, your Skam incorrect quotes are hilarious!

I just... i just like... copy stuff from other tv show??? I??? Love??? You???

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New clip:

Tuesday 07.51

27 March 2018

Eva: And by the way I don't think Elia will come today

Giovanni: why?

Eva: he was vague about it yesterday on the group chat

Giovanni: whatever, i studied Epicuro enough

Eva: yeah... you did! I don't know shit! Listen, are we going to the party?

Giovanni: what party?

Eva: the easter party

Giovanni: the easter party? And where is it?

Eva: in a club on Testaccio (a Rome' district) i think

Giovanni: and since when you like clubs?

Eva: it isn't that i like them, but everybody is going

Giovanni: perfect reason why not to go

Eva: yeah... way better play cards with your friends until 04.00 am! So much funnier! Just grate!

Giovanni: fine, let's go to this fantastic easter party, but in exchange i can aks martino to come to the lake with us

Eva: Gio, come on! I asked you sone time alone just the two of us, Damn it!

Giovanni: yeah, i know... we'll still be together, it's just later martino will join us... come on, eva! Poor guy! We leave him alone with his psycho mother during the holidays... he'll kill himself! Come on! Bring someone too... if i offer myself* in philosophy?

Eva:... okay

Giovanni: okay.

Martino: hey! What are you doing?

Giovanni: hey, big guy! we're doing business, bro! I exchanged your bed place at the lake for a fantastic easter party

Martino: tomorrow's party?

Giovanni: yeah! And you are coming with us

Martino: I don't think so

Giovanni: why?

Martino: i have 3 words for you: quarterfinal match

Giovanni: no! I totally forgot about the football match! Eva, I'm sorry!

Eva: it's fine... by the way... it's 2 words

Martino: whatever

Giovanni: *counting* quarterfinal match

Martino: yep

Giovanni: yeah it's 2

Martino: whatever, let's go

Giovanni: Eva!

* I don't know how it works in the other countries but we offer ourselves for interrogations that usually last an hour long.

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#okay yes i also stan every eva in my life #look at this cutie pie #my wife

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#i stan all the jonas in my life okay? #giovanni garau

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Isak, shirtless and holding an out of tune guitar: i love you, bitch *strum*

Even: oh my god

Isak: i ain’t ever gonna stop loving you *strum* bitch

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