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hanuman: I wonder what would happen if I bit into a raw onion like an apple. Would it kill me?
toji: You would die, if not by the onion, then by my hand.
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ryota: If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. After a while it will wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth! shiro: Why the fuck would I do that?
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hanuman: I wonder what would happen if I bit into a raw onion like an apple. Would it kill me?
toji: You would die, if not by the onion, then by my hand.
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macan: Nomad is washing the dishes and I just heard him say “Who do you work for? Who’s your contact?” while repeatedly pushing a glass underwater. protag: At least he’s having fun?
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COMMISSION STATUS: OPEN
GREETINGS I am opening commissions!! Price info. on images above in US dollars for convenience; I post my art here with the tag #studio draws if you’d like more examples!
I WILL DRAW: -OCs, furries, mechs, humans/humanoids (except lineless)
I WILL NOT DRAW: -N/S/F/W, k/nk, hateful imagery (homophobia, transphobia, racism, ableism etc etc), characters from the following: Sh*ng*ki no Ky*jin, H*zb*n H*tel, H*t*lia
If you’d like to commission me, send me a message either on here, on Twitter @.shin_to_buri or on Discord (username changes but I update it on my description, currently it is UNIVERSE_스튜디오#7139) including: -What kind of commission you’d like -Either your Tumblr or Twitter username if you’re on Discord -Information on the character/object (if you’d like, a video displaying a character’s personality will do nicely!) -General wishes you have/details you’d like me to include -Reference images (multiple if possible)! Please do not contact me without a reference image for a pose!
I currently only accept payment via PayPal, details can be discussed after confirming your commission!
SLOTS -OPEN -OPEN -OPEN
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kengo: *bullshitting a presentation’s introduction* shiro: I’m very curious about the facts, though. kengo: kengo: Shut up. There are no facts.
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kengo, holding a cup of bitter medicinal tea: I could drink a hundred cups of this stuff! *takes one sip and IMMEDIATELY doubles over coughing*
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cant fucking believe i have to say this (though i guess i shouldnt be surprised considering how this fandom is) but my blogs content is NOT for pr0-sh1ppers/4nti-4ntis. fuck off! shoo! i do not want you here!
-admin nyarl
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player: Ryota, I need a boost! ryota: You’re a wonderful person and people say nice things about you! player: Vertically. ryota: Oh, my mistake-!!
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COMMISSION STATUS: OPEN
GREETINGS I am opening commissions!! Price info. on images above in US dollars for convenience; I post my art here with the tag #studio draws if you’d like more examples!
I WILL DRAW: -OCs, furries, mechs, humans/humanoids (except lineless)
I WILL NOT DRAW: -N/S/F/W, k/nk, hateful imagery (homophobia, transphobia, racism, ableism etc etc), characters from the following: Sh*ng*ki no Ky*jin, H*zb*n H*tel, H*t*lia
If you’d like to commission me, send me a message either on here, on Twitter @.shin_to_buri or on Discord (username changes but I update it on my description, currently it is ⬟⬠ studio ⬠⬟#7139) including: -What kind of commission you’d like -Either your Tumblr or Twitter username if you’re on Discord -Information on the character/object (if you’d like, a video displaying a character’s personality will do nicely!) -General wishes you have/details you’d like me to include -Reference images (multiple if possible)! Please do not contact me without a reference image for a pose!
I currently only accept payment via PayPal, details can be discussed after confirming your commission!
SLOTS -OPEN -OPEN -OPEN
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kengo: Hey I just want you to know I copied your gender/sexuality. shiro: What the- Teacher! Teacher!!! He cheated off of me! mononobe: You wouldn’t download a gender, Kengo.
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babalon: *hands Arc iced tea in a plastic skull mug* arc: Blood of my enemies! Thank you, mama.
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ryota: Well well well, if it isn't the consequences (no snacks) of my own actions ("I don't need more snacks" at the grocery store).
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bathym: I sure am getting tired. bathym: Let me rest me and my fat ass inside this room that definitely doesn’t have any Einherjar in it. bathym: *enters room* einherjar: *attacks him* bathym: *kicks its head in* That’s what you get when you mess with the ass. bathym: bathym: *teabags it*
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kengo: Am I in trouble? shiro: Take a guess. kengo: No? shiro: Take another guess.
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tsathoggua: My horoscope says it’s a bad day for me. tsathoggua: So I’ve decided to do nothing and go to sleep.
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if i see ONE MORE FUCKING NOTIF from this post im going to go insane this has been haunting me for DAYS now. who the FUCK reblogged this that one time that made the literal entire fucking internet aware of this post instantly. im literally getting multiple notifs for this every half hour because every person that lays eyes on it BOTH likes and reblogs it meanwhile i have multiple recent art posts waiting to break 20 fucking notes. i hate it here
-admin nyarl
do u ever just. think abt the aegir cosplayer that broke a girls glasses when he hugged her bc his tiddies were just so fucking powerful
-admin nyarl
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