Courier 6: Mama didn’t raise a quitter but she did raise a homosexual and an idiot
Cait: Mama didn’t raise a quitter but she did raise a lesbian and an idiot
Rick: Mama didn’t raise a quitter but she did raise a gay idiot
DA: What’s the obsession with saying food or recipes are “better than sex”? I’ve tried your Pinterest fried chicken, Celine, and frankly I’m wondering if your needs are being met
Caitlyn: Good morning
Jayce: Good morning
Heimerdinger: Good morning
Ezreal: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a little
Vi: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
Mark: I’m giving up alcohol for a month.
Mark: No, wait, that came out wrong. I’m giving up. Alcohol for a month.
Gabrielle: Good morning
Eve: Good morning
Joxer: Good morning
Aphrodite: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit
Xena: GOOD MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
Ravenclaw: Can’t you guys at least try see things from my perspective?
Slytherin: *crouches down*
Ravenclaw: Honestly, fuck you both
fukuroi, holding a bunch of tests with ‘F’s on them: I thought you guys said you were ready for the test??
kai, tohko, kurosaki, ryosuke and tomohiro: ready to FAIL
Yukino: Hey can you pass me the salt?
Sting: *throws Rogue across the table*
Wagner: I’ve never had a… “best friend” before.
Orie: I’ll be your best friend, Erika!
Wagner: I’ve also never had a a girlfriend before-
Zoro: When you turn 18, people are gonna try and tell you to buy drugs or cigarettes because you can. No. You know what else is legal to buy at 18? Blades. Get yourself a sword. A big knife is also ok.