#batman family

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: We do this the old-fashioned way

Jason: *pulls out a Molotov cocktail*

Dick: How did you make that so fast?!

#source: the good place #jason todd #red hood #dick grayson #nightwing #batman #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batkids #batbros #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[mylifeisfruk4ever]

“Tim…what are you doing?”

Bruce complimented himself for not swearing, setting a bad example for two children at an age where they repeated everything their parents said, but hell, he was tempted.

He challenged everyone to remain calm when faced with their six-year-old son who had put his one-year-old brother in the dog cage and had put on one of his jackets.

Just…why?

“I'm the lion tamer,” the six-year-old declared, puffing out his chest. “And I'm training the lion cub.”

“The lion cub…Damian is not a lion cub.”

“He is fierce as one. And he bites.”

Yes, the younger one had a tendency to bite, especially him, Tim and Jason.

Miraculously, he was calm with Dick and Alfred. Barely a year, and he already had his preferences.

He ran a hand over his face, “You can't put your brother in a cage.”

“Why?”

“Because he is not an animal.”

“But are you really sure?”

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#batfamily #batfam #fanfiction #au #bruce wayne #tim drake #the batman #jason todd #damian wayne #kid fic #bruce wayne is a good dad #batman family

[nightwolf14292]

"Why on Earth are you making chocolate pudding-?"

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[jasonswh0rre]

When DC thinks Jason's been happy for too long:

#arkham knight #jason todd #arkham batman #red hood #jasonswh0rre #dc characters #dc memes #batman family #nightwing #oracle #red robin #robin #orphan

[randoparody]

Short 🥺

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[sharksandjays]

Doodles!

#dcu #dc universe #robin #robin fanart #tba tim drake #tim drake #red robin #jason todd #red hood #batman #batman fanart #batman family #batman and robin

[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

Dick, at the police station: hi, i'm here for jason.

officer: last name?

Dick : .....ah. you must be new.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect batbros #incorrect batkids #incorrect batboys quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect dc comics #incorrect dc quotes #batman family #batfamily #bat family #batbros #batfam #batkids #batsiblings #source unknown #dick and jason #jason todd #dick grayson #jason peter todd #richard john grayson #richard grayson #dc nightwing #red hood #nightwing #dc red hood #dc characters #dc #dc comics incorrect quotes #dc comics

[mikeluciraphgabe]

Inflation so bad Gotham rent went up from $2.78 a month to $2.80 a month

#damnit #Bruce immediately does SOMETHING and rent goes back down #only in gotham #gotham #bruce wayne #batman family #batfamily #batfam #Batman

[crybabylulu]

NOT THEM AGAIN! 😭🤣 oof it really sucks to be Tim

#damian wayne #jason todd #red hood #batman #tim drake #red robin #bruce wayne #dick grayson #nightwing #batfam #barbra gordon #batgirl #batboys #batman family #son of batman #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #wayne family adventures #webtoon #damian robin #damian al ghul

[wwprice1]

The Bat and his boys by Nikola Cizmesija.

#nikola cizmesija #dc comics #dc heroes #batman #bruce wayne #Nightwing #dick grayson #Robin #damian wayne #red hood #jason todd #red robin #tim drake #bat family #batman family

[incorrectbatfam]

We have Bruce doing Good Dad™ things but what about Neutral Dad™ things

Mowing the lawn while drinking a cup of coffee

Standing outside and staring at an oncoming storm

Sneezes that get louder with each kid he adopts

"Hold this light while I fix this"

"Do NOT touch the thermostat"

Falling asleep on the recliner while watching a show that he'll pretend to hate when the kids ask about it

Matching cargo shorts, socks, and sandals with Clark every time they're in Smallville

#bruce wayne #batman #batdad #batfamily #batfam #batman family #clark kent #superman #justice league #batboys #batbros #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #dc comics #headcanon #batposting #shitpost

[missingnightwingsmullet]

not batman, but bruce being his true self

for the non-comic drawings of our dear boy batsy, credit goes to @notalkingplz

#dc comics #batfam #batman #bruce wayne #detective comics #batsy #bat symbol #the batman #batman comics #dc batman #batman family #batmanedit #not my drawing

[moobrvoobl-moobmoob-oobmpoobroom]

now I know we all know it’s soooo unrealistic when sibling characters call each other ‘bro’ or ‘sis’ but consider. each of the Batkids were only children before adoption so it makes more sense for them to use Generic Terms of Sibling Address

#Swift talks #Dc #batsiblings #batfamily #batkids #batbros #batman family #batfam #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #damian wayne #duke thomas #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #barbara gordon #at least I think they were all only children

[birdskullz]

dumb nightwing doodle, bonus points if u get the reference lol

#nightwing #nightwing fanart #dick greyson #dc comics #dc nightwing #dc fanart #batman #batman family #bird art tag

[psychokatrixxxy]

The batfam watches the first two Home Alone movies for "family bonding" as Bruce calls it. Bruce comes to greatly regret this decision when his children take it as a challenge to set up booby traps throughout the manor to see who 1) makes the most interesting trap and 2) how gets the most victims to fall into their traps.

I think that Damian would take it as an opportunity to prove his superiority as the blood son, very serious about it.

Jason would be disappointed after Alfred banned him from using anything that would cause too much damage to the manor or victim. "No, Master Jason. You may not place a bomb in the manor, no matter how weak you claim it to be."

Jason also puts his traps in places he is sure Bruce will fall victim to them.

Dick makes a few traps but not as many as his siblings. He flips over his siblings' traps and manages to avoid most of them.

Tim and Jason form an alliance to get Dick after he managed to make them fall into their own traps.

Bruce is happy his kids are "getting along," even if the manor gets a little messed up along the way. (Alfred makes them all clean up their mess.)

Bonus points if some idiot actually tries to break into Wayne manor and gets caught up in the mess.

Overall message, don't show the batfam Home Alone, they will take it as a challenge.

#atleast booby traps are better than facing Alfred with a shotgun #batman #jason todd #batfam #red hood #batfamily #dick grayson #batkids #bruce wayne #damian wayne #nightwing #batman family #batfam headcanons #bat family #cassandra cain #duke thomas #tim drake #stephanie brown #barbra gordon #alfred pennyworth #batgirl #black bat #dc #dcu #dc comics #dc batman

[sharksandjays]

reed robin! yum!

#dc #dc robin #tim drake #tim drake fanart #robin fanart #batman #batman fanart #batman family #sharksdc #red robin #timkon #timbern #stephanie brown #batman and robin