#bat family

[ca-3-lestis]

Jason: *watching Tim trying to flirt with Bernard but failing miserably*

Jason: I told him not to go to Dick for advice.

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[lexxieannie]

after dick first learned about the batcave bruce built him a lil treehouse and they called it the birdhouse :)

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[nefarious-616-necromancer]

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[littlegreekhero]

I know we like to picture the entire Batfamily always in disposition of each other, living together in the Wayne Manor or crashing at each other's apartments; but i raise you, the Giant Family That Struggles To Meet Up Even For Holidays trope

These people get surprised when they see each other in the street and run up for a brief, tight hug before saying goodbyes immediatly because they still have to run errands.

Steph: *happily screeches from across street*

Cass: *also happily screeches from across street*

Steph: *waves and walks away*

Cass: *continues shopping*

They plan for holidays months in advance, trying to make sure plain tickets from Blüdhaven match up to the days Kate can take leave from work, check so no midterms are approaching and beg so no one ditches the plan for their second family.

Babs: Dick, please try to make this sacrifice. I agreed to come even though it means i have to ditch my father, you can just meet with Wally another time.

Dick: B-but... but its WALLY!!! I haven't seen the kids in what? Centuries???

Babs: We have enough kids at home, you can pet them instead.

Damian: I'm a high schooler?

When they finally gather around a table, they can't even make conversation around a topic because everyone has so much to catch up about each other

Jason: Yeah, I'm moving from my apartment at the Hill, I'm not sure if i wanna sell it though, it's 2 bed 1 bath, might come in handy later.

Tim: I, THE FORMER CEO OF FUCKING WAYNE ENTREPRISES, DOUBLE TRUST FUND BABY, LIVE IN A SHACKLE BOAT, AND YOU, MR. DEAD, HAVE YOUR OWN REAL ESTATE?

Jason: Hm, sounds like a problem. Would you be interested in buying mine for 10M?

Tim: NO!!!

Or, sometimes they decide to meet up in civvies, but only 3 people show up and they're the most random combo ever.

Duke: Hey, have we met?

Terry (McGinnis): I don't think so.

Talia (Kane): None of you have met my brothers, you see, my siblings and mother all broke their promise about having a family night, so i travelled across the multiverse in hopes of acquiring a new home where everyone would actually be welcome.

Duke: Count me in sister, let's go get some ice cream. What's your name?

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[purpleiris97]

Do you think that the Bat-family has different batarangs to keep track of who caught which villian.

I like the idea that in the early days with batman and (dick) robin they would take down a criminal and batman would leave a batarang like moniker. Batman gets the recongition, but robin is an after thought no one would know it was him if he took down the baddie this time.

Dick wanted to make sure that GCPD knew that it was him that took down the criminal not Batman, and because Bruce has a soft spot for his kids he agrees. Robins birdrangs are born.

Fast Forward years later the whole Bat-fam have their own batarangs and like a mass event brakes out. The Bat kids have a growing bet on who can catch the most baddies, their batarangs are the markers.

Spoiler: 25 plus the Mastermind Boys, read 'em and weep! That has got to be worth extra points.

Nightwing: It doesn't, 30!

Red Robin: 30? Step up your game birdboy I got 45. Sorry Steph it was a game of numbers.

Batgirl (Cass): Tie.

Spoiler: No fair, he should be worth the full total and then some.

Robin *pouting*: Don't pout Brown it's unbecoming.

Red Robin: Oh yeah, little gremlin, and what's your final total?

Robin: 43... you will not best me next time, Drake.

Red Hood: 47! I caught 2 extra who weren't part of the prison break.

Robin: That is cheating Todd and you know it!

Red Hood: Hey! They were looting a store and they were going to with the others anyway.

Batgirl: Then 55. 10 extra found robbing bank on 3rd.

Oracle *chiming in on the comms*: If it matters, I locked up 12 at the Zoo in the lion enclosure.

Spoiler: With the Lions?

Robin: Does it matter?

Red Robin, Spoiler, Nightwing: I think it matters.

Signal *appears in middle of the Bat-kids*: 71!

Red Hood *Screams*: Duke! Stop using your powers in the cave like that man you were 2 seconds from being pumped full of lead.

Signal: Sorry, Jay - too excited. Anyway 71 Did I win?

*Collective groan of the other Bat-kids*

Nightwing: Where did you find 71 convicts?

Batman: He didn't. He replaced some of my batarangs with his.

Signal: *gasp* Batman you believe that I, your most recent and rule following protege would -would cheat, at a game that was according to you- and I quote "This is not a game. I will not partake in this. Round up every last convict you find game or not". Your 83 other Batarangs don't count in this game and all 503 convicts new and old are in holding and are being transported back to prison.

Red Robin: Wait that math's not right.

Bluebird: Nope, 'cause the other 91 convicts were taken out by moi.

Signal: Damn it. I was banking on Batwoman.

Robin: A multi shot taser gun should be considered cheating.

Bluebird: Sorry Damien, Duke, I reign supreme. All hail the Queen.

Batman *sighs*

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[suit-of-cups]

Bruce Wayne has a 0% ‘happy child’ success rate and that’s both impressive and concerning

#not all of your children need to become vigilantes Bruce #why doesn’t one of them become a doctor? #the cup spilleth over #dc batman #batfam #batfamily #bat family #bruce wayne #dcu #dc comics #dc robin #dc universe #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne

[fckbatmanhissonsrminenow]

Dick Grayson using his flexibility to terrify kidnappers is my favourite concept.

Arms tied behind his back? No problem he’ll just pull his legs through and bam now they’re in front.

(There’s definitely more ways but I can’t think of any at this time 😭)

He’ll never forget the first time he did it as robin the kidnappers face was priceless

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[voiddaisy]

jason constantly thinks about how replaceable he is. and not because tim replaced him as robin, but because when jason died, the world didn't stop. it kept on moving. the earth spun and everyone moved on, but jason never could. not even after he came back to life. sure, he had a new life with the league, but everything he cared about moved on without him. they didn't need him.

when he wakes up in the middle of the night, clawing at his throat because he is suffocating in that coffin all over again, he reaches for his phone to call dick. but then he remembers he isn't fifteen anymore. he isn't dick's brother anymore, either.

#batman #dc comics #bat family #jason todd #red hood #dick grayson #jason needs so much therapy #and a hug from his brother #dick cries about jason all of the time #they are brothers your honor #the only brothers ever actually

[armed-with-a-waffle-iron]

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Batgirl #5

#even the flash's brain couldn't move as quick as stephanie's #stephanie brown #batgirl #steph brown #barbara gordon #batgirl 2009 #dc comics #batman #bat family #batfam #comics #robin #the spoiler

[purest-chaos]

I'm not getting over the fact that people used to complain that Bruce and Dick were "homosexual propaganda". Like.. you see a 12 year old boy and a grown ass man and the fact THAT THEY ARE TWO MEN IS THE PROBLEM?

"I can excuse pedophilia, but I draw the line at homosexual propaganda!"

"You can excuse pedophilia?!"

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[nightwolf14292]

"Why on Earth are you making chocolate pudding-?"

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[giotanner]

What Nightwing is saying to Red Hood? Well, it has something to do with Deadpool and Wolverine trailer. What? Sounds crazy? So it's my fantasy 😌 you can find the entire Dick&Jason video on my tiktok profile: giotanner

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[ca-3-lestis]

Midnight Cravings.

Damian turns in his bed, yet again. Its’s been about an hour and a half since patrol ended. Everyone else went to bed, and are now sound asleep, except him. Giving out a deep sight, Damian decides to be productive, by walking around the manor with no definite destination in mind. He walks around for at least twenty minutes before entering the kitchen.

After taking a minute to think, he heads to the cabinet where Dick stores his most preferred cereal, he even puts them in order from ‘awesome’ to ‘the best’ to ‘GODDAMN AMAZING’. Damian thinks the order is useless and has no real purpose, causing Dick to make a face of utter offence and disappointment towards him. Damian climbs on the handles of the drawers to reach the cabinet, getting out one of the chocolate flavoured cereals, which lies in the ‘the best’ section. He then pulls out a bowl and the carton of milk from the fridge, making absolutely no noise. He pours the milk and as he’s getting the spoon, he hears a shuffle of noise. His instincts come in, and he throws the spoon with precision, aiming at the source of the noise.

Jason catches the spoon with ease, “You pour the milk before the cereal?”

“Todd, what are you doing up?” Damian asks, his face passive. “Also, I thought you went to your apartment.”

“Decided to stay the night, Alfred’s making a full English breakfast in the morning,” Jason said, as he walked to where Damian stood and placed the spoon in front of him. “Don’t you have school tomorrow? You should be asleep.”

“I don’t need to explain myself to you,” Damian scowled.

“Put the claws away, demon brat,” Jason laughed, grabbing the cereal box. “And, unless you want two hour long speech from Dick on the etiquette’s on how to cereal in true form, don’t pour the milk before whenever he’s around.”

“Noted,” Damian nodded. The two made their cereal in silence and ate it, the only noise being the crunch of the cereal.

Damian hesitated before asking, “Jason, you went to my school to study during your high school years, is that right?”

Jason gave a confused nod.

“Do you have any idea why Miss Corley has such hatred about my last name being ‘Wayne’?”

Jason gave out loud snort, “Oh, you’re going to love this,”

That night, Damian realised how much chaos that Dick created during his school years, how his father had a arch-nemesis who worked as assistant manager at the supermarket and how great company his big brother Jason is.

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[nefarious-616-necromancer]

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[myloveforfanfictonisendless]

Tim: are you a keyboard?, Because you're my type

Damian: Appreciating your efforts to Rizz Y/n tommorrow..but use Grayson as your practice doll not me.

Tim:Why? What's wrong with u?

Damian: Being blatantly naked under your smile and corny pickup lines will generate worse nightmares in my dreams which will be far exceedingly from any scarecrow's fear gas could ever produce.

Tim:😒😒😒😒😒😒

Damian: And unlike you I love my beautiful sleep #sorrynotsorry

#I love this duo #sorry not sorry #tim and damian #dc commic #batman #tim drake #Damian Wayne #bat siblings #bat kids #bat family

[vincentvega0721]

#bat family #gotham knights #nightwing #red hood #batgirl #robin #dc comics