Important not to mess up the timeline when doing time travel shit and meeting your younger self but that doesn't mean you can't make bad jokes about future trauma they have no clue about
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Jason and Tim fighting about something
Jason: Yeah? Well YOU'RE adopted!
Tim more or less about to lose his shit: We're ALL ADOPTED
Damian in the background about to speak up
Tim: You're not a part of this
Damian: >:[
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Batman: Why didn’t you tell me?
Batkid: You didn’t ask.
This is a regularly repeating conversation that covers anything and everything. Lost an organ? Well, you didn’t ask. Secretly eloped? Never came up. Adopted a child? Well, I’m telling you now. Spent four months in an alternate dimension and came back ten minutes after you left? Huh, could have sworn I mentioned that, but to be fair it’s not like you asked.
And every. Single. Time. Batman is just like… No? It’s not? Why would I have thought to ask that?
Barbara tells Bruce it’s karma for never telling the Justice League anything. Bruce is not amused. Barbara proceeds to invite him to her wedding.
Bruce: I didn’t know you were dating anyone?
Barbara:
Barbara: Well, it’s not like you asked.
Bruce: *eye spasms*
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oh god this should be ILLEGAL
my man 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
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the man the myth the legend
(he was gonna straight up shoot a guy)
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oh this is so hard. like so ridiculously hard
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"I couldn't be more disappointed with Gaby-Ann, she sewed rainbow sequins on the girls' costumes when we all agreed that they didn't fit with the subject matter of the choreography. Next time, we know who we can't trust."
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don't destroy his self-esteem 🐦😆
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sweetie pie jason todd they could never make me hate you. never.
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