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Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953) dir. Howard Hawks

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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Discord has introduced microtransactions to make only specific users hear sound effects. Skype is back as a livestreaming platform. X is now marketing “twitter” as a paid-only private area to post in on X. There are clouds gathering above the field now. There’s an ache in your tooth when you eat something sweet, sharp and stabbing, but you put it off. The wind makes the puddles in the mud ripple after it rains. When you look out, you like to pretend they are deeper, deep enough to drown in. You wonder if you’d still be able to see just how big the cloud-heavy sky is as you fall beneath the surface. You wonder if you’d hear the first drops of rain. You wonder how the wind always seems to find you out there. The field is large, and it is cold outside. Come inside now. It’s getting late.

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a wikipedia poem on software entropy

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This is.....niche. Do period-appropriate chickens even still exist? Idk anything about chickens. I like the fancy ones.

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Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you

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MASC KING SNUGGLY IN BED

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bungus

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I am once again thinking about digging holes

It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification

I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable

#omg

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okay, god i’m sorry in advance, but here you go. Happy three-year anniversary to this heretofore-buried rubbish.

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this Conversation pit is ruining my life

#that’s not a pit that’s fucking #i don’t even know😭😭 #hole #conversation pothole #<- prev tags

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vengaboys haiku

We like to party.

We like, we like to party.

We like to party.

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Currently obsessed with this gay pigeon couple up for adoption and I think tumblr will be obsessed with them too.