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Marauders as things me and my friends have said:
Part 15
Sirius: what is my body language telling you right now?
Remus: gay as hell
Sirius: I GIVE UP.
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Marauders as things me and my friends have said:
Part 14
Barty: i wanna be Aaron Samuels so ppl say my hair looks sexy pushed back🤭🤭🙀
Evan: i definitely do
Evan: ^winks insanely aggressively at you^
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Marauders as things me and my friends have said:
Part 13
Marlene: autocorrect can blow me.
Dorcas: i can too if u want shawty 😋😋🤭
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turnin9pag3 · 16 hours
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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me...
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turnin9pag3 · 1 day
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everyone gang til i get one swollen or inflamed tastebud and all the sudden im ready to bite my whole tongue off
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Marauders as things me and my friends have said:
Part 12
Sirius: i should be a writer fr im so good at this descriptive shit
James: yes!
James: please stop!
Remus: yea kys. please.
Sirius: guys this is bullying.
Peter: yeah. because we hate you.
Sirius: you guys are bullying a neurodivergent minor rn.
Sirius: what would obama say??
Sirius: this behavior is reprehensible and as president for the diversity club this warrants a referral.
James: FUCK OBAMA HIS WIFE TOOK THE GOOD SHIT FROM SCHOOLS
Remus: actually fuck obama tho hes hot
Peter: I WANT MY SHIT PIZZA BACK IM WITH JAMES
Sirius: fuck all of you
Remus: mmm please do😋
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Marauders as things me and my friends have said:
Part 11
Barty: GUYS IM SO DONE
Dorcas: YES!!!! FINALLY!!!!
Evan: sigh
Regulus: enlighten us barty. why are you so done.
Barty: …
Barty: i actually dont know why i said that
Barty: i think i was attention seeking again
Barty: im sorry
Barty: 😔
Regulus: i do not forgive you
Dorcas: nor do i
Pandora: yeah barty we talked about this
Barty: OH FUCK OFF WHATEVER IM DONE WITH YOU FUCKERS
Evan: …
Barty: OKAY FINE IM SORRY GEEZ
Evan: thats better now go away
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turnin9pag3 · 1 day
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guys how do i even explain to people that no i dont care about school anymore and no i dont want to go outside and yes all i want to do is post silly little things about harry potters dead father and his friends and his relationship with harry potters also dead godfathers also dead brother that was mentioned like twice in the entire series.
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turnin9pag3 · 2 days
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Marauders as things me and my friends have said:
Part 10
Sirius: JUST CUZ U MADE SOME SPAWNLINGS???? BFFR
Lily: thats the whole reason im even having kids tbh
Lily: free labor 💪
Sirius: bros assembling a whole team LMAO
Lily: MORMON REMIXXXX🗣️‼️🦅
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Marauders as things me and my friends have said:
Part 9
Remus (to sirius):
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Sirius: STOP
Sirius: guys am i a walking pride flag
Sirius: answer HONESTLY!!!!!!!
James: yes.
Remus: without hesitation.
Sirius: IT HURTS CUZ ITS TRUE
Sirius: 💔💔
Peter: YES WE ALL KNOW
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Marauders as things me and my friends have said:
Part 8
Remus: “they’re such weirdos” we say while reciting lyrics to pierce the veil in front of god n jesus n everyone in history class
Sirius: whilst also beating the ever living shit out of each other because THE LYRICS DAWG THE LYRICS
Remus: LITERALLY ASSULT FOR THE SAKE OF VIC FUENTES
(this but they would talk about david bowie or smth else but u get the idea)
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Sirius: I hate you! 
Regulus: Oh, well next time do not steal my monopoly!
Remus: Reggie, give Sirius your 200 dollars, you landed on their property. 
Regulus: No! They are in jail, I am not going to give money to a criminal. 
Sirius: That’s not how you PLAY!
James: Remus, why is Sirius screaming? 
Remus: Shut the fuch up James, you don’t get to talk after stealing my last railroad. 
Sirius: I wish I was never born. 
Remus: Me too. You think I wanted this? 
Sirius: AAAHHH!
Peter: Ok new dorm rule, no more Monopoly.
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turnin9pag3 · 2 days
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My marauders as things me and my friend have said series:
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Part 10
Part 11
Part 12
Part 13
Part 14
Part 15
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Marauders as things me and my friends have said:
Part 7
Sirius: his names so stupid omfg old people were def on some shit
James: like girl wtf is GAL E LAY O
James: STUPID
Sirius: he gets no pussy with that stupid ass name
Sirius: GAL E NEVER GETS LAY OED
James: cast thine eyes upon the field in which i grow my bitches and thou shall see that it tis barren-
James: prolly galileo at some point
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Marauders as things me and my friends have said:
Part 6
Barty: r u at school???
Regulus: no
Regulus: sirius is picking up james then we’ll be on our way
Barty: sigh😔
Barty: sure wish james was hit by a bus rn 🌚
Regulus: LMAOOOO BARTY
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Marauders as things me and my friends have said:
Part 5
Barty: oh god dude ur at rock bottom rn😭💀
Regulus: you say rock bottom i say i brought a fucking shovel. my misery knows no end.
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Marauders as things me and my friends have said:
Part 4
Sirius: okay listen fellas this is coming from me. a horrific swimmer. you would not catch me DEAD wearing a long sleeve to swim
Sirius: im a whore
Sirius: im wearing a bikini
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