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People who make what generation they were born in their entire identity are like you really have nothing else going on in your brain huh it’s just empty in there

#i swear this is a new thing too #like 15 years ago #I didn't hear anyone talking about the generations really #now it's all anyone is fucking talking about #it's absurd

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there should be a bus you can fuck. called fuckbus. or subkcuf backwards if youre from the mirror dimension

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Are women who read bara fujoshis or is that another thing

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hey man, just wanted to give you a heads up i might start to look a little different over the next couple months. yeah, my other 2 heads decided they're girls and want to go through the whole shebang, and my vote got overruled as usual, so i guess my body's getting feminized. look, i hear what you're saying, but i can't do much about it. they've been ganging up on me like this since we were a kid. no, unless you've got room on your shoulder? kidding. mostly. ok i gotta go, the middle child is getting a callback from planned parenthood

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"I like big butts and I cannot lie" is a legendary work of art--- it's just a guy with a preference, what's purer than that

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Daniel Richter (German, b. 1962), Das Auge War Kaputt [The Eye Was Broken], 2011. Oil on canvas, 100 x 270.2 cm.

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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

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alright guys im curious. who were the worst mutuals youve ever had

#i love all of my mutuals very much #lol

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btw my starters for the sourdough bread and kefir and cream cheese already came in. It does just ship from within the country, but still I'm surprised how fast it got here. I placed the order Friday and they shipped it same day and it got here monday.

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Meh I don't want to go to my interview, but I already put it off once, I should just go.