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Your ads are a bright light in the dead of winter I love you

thank u

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Advertising is the reason society stagnates. You're participating in a crime against information and communication. What's worse is you're not even any good at it. Your ads are trash and you should feel bad for thinking you're worth anything in this field.

i'm literally an opossum

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yeah good question. hope this clears things up.

Doctors and Horticulturists Agree This One Sash Will Improve Your Meetings

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Doctors and Horticulturists Agree This One Sash Will Improve Your Meetings

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#if you listen to the end you either get a secret message or you'll have wasted your precious time on earth being tricked by a nefarious tag #aren't you excited to see which one it is #it's probably just a trick to make you waste your time #drum up some notes #that's marketing babey #sales #business #charts #KPIs #suits #uhhhhhhh #branding #touch base #logistics #circle around #as per my last email

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#maybe you can run the landline right through the little hollow t

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Zero out of zero doctors recommend these frog earrings. That's 100% of the doctors we asked.

#tw ears #tw frogs #tw ads #the toothpaste industry is screeching with jealousy over our perfect medical professional feedback rating

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Haters and also lawyers warned us to stop selling spontaneously combusting dumpster fires. We will not stand down.

#obviously this is a lie #they would only combust if you tried very hard to set it on fire and used some sort of accelerating agent #probably