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"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....

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I had an upsetting dream last night.

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Top: a review of Mario Party 3 in a 2001 issue of the Brazilian Nintendo World magazine combined two unrelated renders of Daisy playing baseball and Luigi being hurt by a Spiny Shell for humorous effect, producing an illustration where Daisy appears to hit Luigi with a baseball bat.

Bottom: the two original renders, for reference.

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installing an immersion blender of unspecified size in the labyrinth this weekend

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She wiz on my ard…

Fuck

She war on my lock til I…

FUCK

She sor on my cer til I er…?

Fuck it. I got a magic blow job, that’s the important part.

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Today's Card Is: Swablu

#pokemon

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wghatever the fuck this genre of tweet is i cant fucking stop saying mein scheiss Hund as a vocal stim

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Wizard sleepy, wizard true

Sleep on waves of ocean blue

Wizard tired, Wizard fine

Tipsy from drinking rum and wine

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“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).

When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight. Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes). Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”

#tumblr classic #handle this one with care boys #it's a relic

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more stuff from marina's laptop requested on my discord

#splatoon 3 #side order

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*multiplies you by 1*

Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred

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theres more stuff but i think this basically it

#splatoon 3 #side order

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captain olimar: oh no.... i've crash landed on a planet and now my ship is in pieces!!! i only have 30 days to escape or i'll die!!!!

the pick min:

#pikmin

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#The wokerrrrrrr

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Why do I suddenly feel grainy?

I want to know your controversial sandwich opinions

Honestly I'm not a big fan of them, their spells are coarse and rough and irritating and they get everywhere.

I upset one once and had to deal with that discomfort for a few weeks. Like I had sand in my shoes and underwear all the time and it was hell to clean up.

Really I think they should not be able to participate in our society just because of how annoying they can be.

#niall speaks