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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
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blind cat = bat
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The protagonists of every single time travel story: whatever you do, don’t interact with your personal timeline.
The people of Winden: bump into their parents as kids, bump into their younger selves, talk to their younger selves to make sure they’ll become who they are, talk to their younger selves to make sure they won’t become who they are, become their neighbors’ ancestors, become their own ancestors,
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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
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They said it would be…invisible. Like jumping into an invisible current that just…carries you away."
“The biggest mistake I made was believing that If I cast a beautiful net I’d catch only beautiful Things.” ��🔑 #SaveTheOA
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everyone is SLEEPING on this programme 
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Years and years (2019-)
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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
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good omens was great but all its done is prove that david tennant can have yellow eyes and ginger curly hair and ill still fancy him 
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Crowley + eyes
Good Omens (2019)
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Priest & Fleabag in Fleabag S02E01
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We trust that time is linear. That it proceeds eternally, uniformly. Into infinity. But the distinction between past, present and future is nothing but an illusion. Yesterday, today and tomorrow are not consecutive, they are connected in a never-ending circle. Everything is connected.
D A R K  —   1.01  S e c r e t s.
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under-the-bed-dead · 6 years
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I love Gordon Ramsay so much.
He comes from a very poor family. His father was an alcoholic who beat him and his mother (he once poured hot tea over her and put her in hospital several times), his brother is a drug addict, he literally built an empire out of nothing.
He credits his mother as his biggest inspiration and often has her cooking in his shows.
When he left his first restaurant he pulled a successful Jerry Maguire - the entire kitchen staff went with him. That tells you what he’s like to work with.
He was one of the first to give a restaurant to a female chef.
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He went to prison (Gordon Behind Bars) and taught inmates to bake and they opened a bakery (Bad Boys Bakery) that is still running. He hired one of them when he got out.
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He did documentaries about the cruelty of shark hunting and cocaine. (when he discovered cocaine was used by his staff he didn’t fire anyone but made sure they are offered treatment)
His kids are a treasure.
He is always ALWAYS kind to servers.
When one of his partners (Marcus Wareing) wanted to leave they got into a fight and settled it in court, they no longer speak to each other but this is what Marcus said about him after the fight: 
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I feel bad that the first association to him for a lot of people is this shouty TV chef when he’s truly a wonderful person. 
Oh and then there’s this:
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this entire episode 
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under-the-bed-dead · 6 years
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new phone who am i
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