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Ace of Pentacles and Three of Cups

The cover charge is low, and it's a pretty good time.

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Ten of Pentacles and Knight of Swords

You seem to be attacking the pleasant and civilized bits of society. Are you sure you want to do that?

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The Emperor and Ace of Pentacles

Today the boss is handing you the Important Orb of Significance.

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Knight of Pentacles and Queen of Wands

Hello, is this where I can get my crystal ball repaired?

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Queen of Swords and The High Priestess

Officially, it's about the high-level talks. However, the unofficial gossip is at least as important.

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Two of Pentacles and The Lovers

You've decided to save on your wedding budget by not buying expensive fancy clothes you're only going to wear once.

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Five of Wands and Four of Cups

These sporting events would be more fun if they had better concessions.

#tarot #rider-waite-smith #five of wands #four of cups

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The Star and The Fool

Is it more awkward to walk in on someone's bath, or to be the bather whose soak is interrupted?

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Temperance and Ace of Cups

Bring your own cup for a free refill!

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Knight of Swords and The Chariot

It's possible you would get there faster on a horse.

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Queen of Wands and The Tower reversed

A magical nanny will subject you to some kind of terrifying cheerful adventure.

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The Moon and Ten of Pentacles

You keep thinking you recognize people in the crowd, but when you get closer, it isn't them.

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The Emperor reversed and Wheel of Fortune

Looks like it's a bad day to be an authority figure.

#tarot #rider-waite-smith #the emperor #wheel of fortune

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Queen of Cups and Temperance

It's no good leaving it sealed up in the container forever, you have to take it out and use it for something.

#tarot #rider-waite-smith #queen of cups #temperance

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Six of Swords and Five of Pentacles

It wasn't too bad until you got off the boat.

#tarot #rider-waite-smith #six of swords #five of pentacles

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Eight of Cups and The Lovers

You thought you were getting away from all the weirdness, only now you seem to have wandered into a nudist colony.

#tarot #rider-waite-smith #eight of cups #the lovers

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Knight of Wands and Ace of Wands

Wait, come back! Weren't you planning to take your other one with you today?

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