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make a girl smile today.

give her a sword.

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REMINDER TO NOT TALK TO THE GUARDIAN ABOUT DIY HRT IF ASKED ❗️❗️❗️

Susanna Rustin is a huge TERF too, and a quick search of her name on The Guardian brings up repeated proof.

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I'm convinced that anyone who says that men shouldn't wear dresses is just mad they will never look as good as Billy Porter, Harry Styles, or Eugene Lee Yang. They eat all of those homophobes up with a glance.

They're not the first, they won't be the last. Cry about it <3

#shitpost #men in dresses #harry styles #eugene lee yang #billy porter #they look so good

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I'm not gonna lie to y'all; I have NOT been working on the Levi or the Lucifer smut because it's finals week and I have like three tests and a project to do. When I turn everything in, I'll work on the smuts as much as I can. Sorry it's taking so long you horny little people.

#obey me shitpost #obey me smut #update #obey me levi #obey me levi smut #obey me lucifer #obey me lucifer smut #finals are killing me

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Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.

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“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

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The first one is majorly giving Llamas with Hats

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Parents should not be reading your journals

Parents should not be searching through your trash 

Parents should not be snooping on your private social media messages 

Parents should not be taking your bedroom door off 

Parents should not be invading your privacy 

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Hey blooket gold switches were no joke. My strat was to switch with the second or third place for a while and then towards the end, switch with first and keep just enough gold to freeze someone if needed

Why is Charlie like this (guess broski really dislikes Evan..)

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reblog to make prev stop having headaches

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I love you pretty little sapphics <3

happy lesbian visibility week

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Simeon literally calls him a child multiple times in both OM and Nightbringer. He's a child

i finally got to witness this argument and now i can make fun of it

luke: *acts and looks like a child and is also undatable*

some fuckers: ERM ACKCHYUALLY, HE'S 1000 YEARS OLD SO IT'S FINE TO SHIP HIM WITH-

we're not doing the thousand year loli argument again. i'm not going through this time loop again

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He's still my tiny little babie son

Man, puberty hit Luke, he looks like a different person now XD

My son!!

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You know, I'm feeling pretty Mercury today...

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– Audrey Hepburn

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Call me he/they when I wear a dress and look incredibly fem to make someone's right wing uncle write about me on Facebook

My gender is whatever pisses off conservatives worse

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Amazing

Simeon: Although, judging by these costumes, perhaps a marching band would be more appropriate.

Mc: …

Diavolo: Mc?

Mc: When I was a young boy, my father….

Simeon: Wha-

Mc: Took me into the city to see a marching band~

Diavolo: What a nice father.

Lucifer: I don't think that happened Diavolo.

Mc: *clenching their fists* He said "Son, when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?"

Simeon: Eeem…

Mc: *motivating themself* Your demons *pointing to them*, and all the non-believers, the plans that they have made?!!!!

Lucifer: Mc, get down from the table.

Mc: "Because one day, I'll leave you a phantom *putting their hand on their chest* to lead you in the summer~

Barbatos: *smiling* Oh my.

Mc: *falling dramatically to their knees with tears in their eyes* TO JOIN THE BLACK PARADE!!!!!!

Lucifer: *sighing* At least they're motivated.

Simeon: *chuckling*

Barbatos: They seems to take it very seriously.

Diavolo: I knew Mc would be perfect for this role :D.

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It was the first thing I thought of when I started with the event and I have not been able to get it out of my head xd

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