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vaashtiveshka · 3 days
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do you think if i asked him nicely enough mr bonzo would do my top surgery
Not in a way that would be helpful.
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vaashtiveshka · 8 days
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Alexander J Newall, I just want to talk
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vaashtiveshka · 12 days
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Sam wants SOOOOOOO badly to Witness the Horrors and he is the ONLY one who hasn’t yet!!! Like Celia obviously has whatever she has going on, Alice just got a proper dose of the Horrors, Gwen’s been fully Bonzo’d, and Colin is god-knows-where.
Sam so desperately wants it! He is Theorizing! He is investigating the Institute! He is listening to the talkers! He is filling out ALL the paperwork! But despite his best efforts, he keeps missing out on the actual Horrors. Forget being trapped by the narrative, my boy is straight up locked out of the narrative. Someone let him in!!
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vaashtiveshka · 2 months
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WEIRDLY SPECIFIC BUT HELPFUL CHARACTER BUILDING QUESTIONS
What’s the lie your character says most often?
How loosely or strictly do they use the word ‘friend’?
How often do they show their genuine emotions to others versus just the audience knowing?
What’s a hobby they used to have that they miss?
Can they cry on command? If so, what do they think about to make it happen?
What’s their favorite [insert anything] that they’ve never recommended to anyone before?
What would you (mun) yell in the middle of a crowd to find them? What would their best friend and/or romantic partner yell?
How loose is their use of the phrase ‘I love you’?
Do they give tough love or gentle love most often? Which do they prefer to receive?
What fact do they excitedly tell everyone about at every opportunity?
If someone was impersonating them, what would friends / family ask or do to tell the difference?
What’s something that makes them laugh every single time? Be specific!
When do they fake a smile? How often?
How do they put out a candle?
What’s the most obvious difference between their behavior at home, at work, at school, with friends, and when they’re alone?
What kinds of people do they have arguments with in their head?
What do they notice first in the mirror versus what most people first notice looking at them?
Who do they love truly, 100% unconditionally (if anyone)?
What would they do if stuck in a room with the person they’ve been avoiding?
Who do they like as a person but hate their work? Vice versa, whose work do they like but don’t like the person?
What common etiquette do they disagree with? Do they still follow it?
What simple activity that most people do / can do scares your character?
What do they feel guilty for that the other person(s) doesn’t / don’t even remember?
Did they take a cookie from the cookie jar? What kind of cookie was it?
What subject / topic do they know a lot about that’s completely useless to the direct plot?
How would they respond to being fired by a good boss?
What’s the worst gift they ever received? How did they respond?
What do they tell people they want? What do they actually want?
How do they respond when someone doesn’t believe them?
When they make a mistake and feel bad, does the guilt differ when it’s personal versus when it’s professional?
When do they feel the most guilt? How do they respond to it?
If they committed one petty crime / misdemeanor, what would it be? Why?
How do they greet someone they dislike / hate?
How do they greet someone they like / love?
What is the smallest, morally questionable choice they’ve made?
Who do they keep in their life for professional gain? Is it for malicious intent?
What’s a secret they haven’t told serious romantic partners and don’t plan to tell?
What hobby are they good at in private, but bad at in front of others? Why?
Would they rather be invited to an event to feel included or be excluded from an event if they were not genuinely wanted there?
How do they respond to a loose handshake? What goes through their head?
What phrases, pronunciations, or mannerisms did they pick up from someone / somewhere else?
If invited to a TED Talk, what topic would they present on? What would the title of their presentation be?
What do they commonly misinterpret because of their own upbringing / environment / biases? How do they respond when realizing the misunderstanding?
What language would be easiest for them to learn? Why?
What’s something unimportant / frivolous that they hate passionately?
Are they a listener or a talker? If they’re a listener, what makes them talk? If they’re a talker, what makes them listen?
Who have they forgotten about that remembers them very well?
Who would they say ‘yes’ to if invited to do something they abhorred / strongly didn’t want to do?
Would they eat something they find gross to be polite?
What belief / moral / personality trait do they stand by that you (mun) personally don’t agree with?
What’s a phrase they say a lot?
Do they act on their immediate emotions, or do they wait for the facts before acting?
Who would / do they believe without question?
What’s their instinct in a fight / flight / freeze / fawn situation?
What’s something they’re expected to enjoy based on their hobbies / profession that they actually dislike / hate?
If they’re scared, who do they want comfort from? Does this answer change depending on the type of fear?
What’s a simple daily activity / motion that they mess up often?
How many hobbies have they attempted to have over their lifetime? Is there a common theme?
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vaashtiveshka · 3 months
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Relistening to TMAGP 4, just noticed that the stranger who gives the violin to the uncle also had a set gambler’s dice with him 👀
(18th century Salesa, I see you)
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vaashtiveshka · 3 months
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👀 Oh no…. Oh nooooooo…
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vaashtiveshka · 3 months
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hey guys what if the homophobic vase from mag38 sent all the missing objects to another dimension
and what if that other dimension is the hill top centre in tmagp
even the episode titles are similar!! lost and found / give and take
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vaashtiveshka · 3 months
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oh [REDACTED UNTIL PUBLIC] we're really in it now
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vaashtiveshka · 3 months
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HELLO????????????!!!!!!
Is this for real?!
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vaashtiveshka · 4 months
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vaashtiveshka · 8 months
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A samurai does the sword thing but instead of someone dying it’s perfect top surgery
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vaashtiveshka · 1 year
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Realising that maybe that feeling of “not trans enough” might just be that I need to go on T
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vaashtiveshka · 1 year
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*sitting in my bedroom with nothing going on* HELP!!!! HELP ME!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP ME!!!!
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vaashtiveshka · 2 years
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Just 3 straight seasons of Ben Meredith.
He has finally conquered Rusty Quill.
no you don't get it. Why Didn't They Find Elias's Body In The Wreckage Of The Panopticon. basira said "no bodies" were found at all, and while jon and martin had their whole thing going on, elias had already been dead on the groud in there for like fifteen minutes before the collapse. was he somehow vaporized into nothingness by the explosion or did jon and martin wake up somewhere else with a corpse on their hands? is he DEAD is he a BASTARD?
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vaashtiveshka · 2 years
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Three full seasons narrated by Sue Sims, GO!
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vaashtiveshka · 2 years
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i’m gonna be insufferable 🥰
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vaashtiveshka · 2 years
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I think it's worth noting that "universe" was a key word here. A continuation of The Magnus Archives universe. Meaning the "continuation" does not necessarily return to Jon and Martin. Before anyone gets too excited. Or upset. Depending on your personal feelings towards that possibility.
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