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(     *     VALENTINE’S DAY ALPHABET   !    

send some letters to find out more about my muse   !

A   :   AFFECTION.   how does your muse show affection?

B   :   BOUQUET.   does your muse like flowers? which ones are their favourite?

C   :   CHOCOLATE.   does your muse like chocolate? which one is their favourite?

D   :   DATE.   what is your muse’s ideal date? where / who with / etc?

E   :   EMBRACE.   does your muse like hugs? what are their hugs like?

F   :   FLIRT.   is your muse good at flirting? how do they flirt?

G   :   GIFT.   is your muse good at gift - giving or do they struggle to get it right?

H   :   HEART.   is your muse quick or slow to give their heart away?

I    :   I LOVE YOU.   does your muse find ‘i love you’ easy or hard to say?

J   :   JEALOUSY.   does your muse get jealous in a relationship?

K   :   KISS.   is your muse a good kisser? why / why not? 

L   :   LOVE.   who does your muse love?

M   :   MOONLIGHT.   what is your muse’s ideal date? where / who with / etc?

N   :   NAUGHTY.   what is your muse like in bed?

O   :   ODE.   does your muse have a way with words?

P   :   PARTNER.   what does your muse look for in a partner? looks / personality?

Q   :   QUESTION.   would your muse ask the big question or expect their partner to?

R   :   ROMANCE.   is your muse a romantic or a cynic?

S   :   SWEETHEART.   did your muse have a childhood sweetheart?

T   :   TRUE LOVE.   does your muse believe in true love?

U   :   UNREQUITED.   has your muse had their heart broken?

V   :   VALENTINE.   how does your muse feel about valentine’s day?

W  :   WEDDING.   would your muse get married? why / why not?

X   :   XOXO.   does your muse use / like pet names?

Y   :   YOURS.   does your muse get protective easily?

Z   :   ZZZ.   how many people has your muse slept with?

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hc + sunlight

Gilbert absolutely adores sunlight and warmth. He could spend all day basking on the beach and napping on a patio. However, he and his deadly pale complexion are particularly subjective to the sun's rays. He needs to cover himself in sunblock and wear all sorts of protective gear like wide-rimmed hats, sunglasses, UV clothes and he'll likely still get scorched. He cannot tan so when unexposed to the sun, he only suffers.

#headcanons. #thank you for the suggestion!

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Send me hc + a word of your choosing and I’ll write a headcanon relating to that word!

Or send hc + two words and I’ll try and come up with one that links those two things together!

#ohh this sounds fun!!!

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Do you consider yourself a kind person?

You know what? I try to be and I think I'm doing pretty good. But if you asked pretty much anyone else, they'd probably disagree. For a long while there I thought beating you up and taking your money if you disagreed with me was the kindest thing I could do and that turned out to be wrong. Didn't leave the best impression on half the globe.

I know better now and try to act accordingly!

#ic #anon #thank you for the question!! #you can die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain :)) #Gil has done the most vile shit imaginable and knows it's fair that people hate him #but there's a kind core to him that he's still trying to reach.... #he can be the kindest boi #loves being a nurse #loves taking care of children #loves coaching people #loves animals #there's a good boi in there!

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Elusive lemon man does not want his photo taken

#pets. #this is so dead on #except Gil's bird doesn't have a cage #<3 #so cute

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What do you think your reputation is like in your online community?

My life and travel blog is so widely adored that it overwhelms me. My youtube videos get only five troll comments on average and one of my tiktok dances went viral. (It had more than 12 views.) Everyone should look up to me when it comes to any kind of presence and online is no exception.

#ic #anon #I'd subscribe #questions

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"9pm," Gilbert repeats absentmindedly. He stays put where he is seated, seemingly unaware or just ignoring Fannar exiting and appearing in the room again. He turns his head towards Fannar's direction as he closes in and envelopes Gilbert inside the blanket, but his eyes seem to look through him.

How does he feel? It's hard to say. It feels as if his body is in one place and his head is in another, and that place is floating in the sky and maybe in another room entirely. He notices and feels his dry mouth, but the back of his skull feels absent. Shit. Gross. Nothing. Weird. What? Where?

Fuzzy flashes of something. Snow.

"...Floaty." He manages to answer, not sure how to elaborate. Is he hurt? "I don't... I don't know." Something urges his floaty body to reach out and offer his hand to Fannar, maybe for him to inspect over. Maybe to hang on to something, as he feels himself transparent and absent. There's nothing anywhere on his body to indicate anything else, than a close call with the cold. "Do I look hurt?"

Fannar's eyes search in quiet concern, but he doesn't say anything. He waits to allow Gilbert to answer; both out of politeness, and to gauge how coherent he is. Hypothermia made people confused, after all, but he's also concerned about just what may have lured him out into the snow in the first place.

And his answer, bless him, does not soothe Fannar much.

He sits back on his heels and pulls his phone to him so that he can check. "It's almost 9pm." The white outside is a break from the overwhelming darkness of Iceland this time of year, but it's not comforting the way a spell of daylight might be. Fannar likes the snow, of course, but blizzards of this nature are to be respected — white outs and disorientation are a slippery slope into exposure.

He stands, stepping off into the bedroom of the small home they are temporarily occupying here in Vík. He returns with a blanket, which he draped around GIlbert's shoulders, and kneels in front of him again.

"How do you feel? Besides the cold. Are you hurt?"

#ic #islandiis #(Iceland.) #babbus ;_; #NOW THE XKIT WORKS #also so happy to be back and writing with you :'33 #cheers!!

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"Of course I can!" Gilbert assures again, relieved to see some of Fannar's anxieties replaced by some healthy excitement. He nods with a confident smirk and stands up, already rolling up his hoodie's sleeves.

"Okay, listen up. We need a needle, one as thick as possible, as well as either boiling water or rubbing alcohol to sterilize it. Then an apple slice. Trust me on this. It can be replaced with a potato, though. And you should prepare some ice as well. I've got spare studs with me, so as long as we sterilize those too, we'll have all we need. You got all that?"

The Prussian waves his hand in a reassuring, yet smug fashion and pretends to pinch Fannar's ear between his fingers. "And nah, it's really no trouble. Even easier to do than blood tests and donations."

islandiis​:

Fannar’s face still feels like it’s burning, and as touch-starved as he is, he can’t help but flinch when Gilbert first touches his back. He must be able to feel his scar, he must be — but he doesn’t draw attention to it, if he does. A shaky exhale, and the tension falls from his shoulders ever-so-slightly. A hand is raised to cover his mouth as he’s drawn in, a vain attempt to muffle the sound of his raspy breathing. He’s especially aware of it now they are so close to one another, and it makes shame bloom in his stomach all over again. What must Gilbert think of him? He probably thinks he’s weak, and pathetic, and —

And he’s not wrong. Fannar hates it.

Why can’t he just be better? Why does he have to be like this?

He struggles to relax into the hug, but Fannar leans into it in the hope that it’ll communicate that he likes it. He continues staring at the floor for another minute, his eyes clouded over like he’s out of reach. But finally he answers with a breathless, “I’m sorry.”

After that, they sit in silence for another minute. Fannar’s thoughts get to be so loud that they even drown out his own breathing in his ears, and when Gilbert breaks the silence, it has Fannar startling ever so slightly. But the question clears that haze from his eyes and he blinks up at him, looking a little confused, at first.

“My… I — Yes, I-I was thinking about it. Do you… Eh, like — now?”

“Ja, now. If you’ve already purchased a kit to do it with. Though I could do it with whatever at hand too, punk style,” Gilbert assures. “I’m a nurse, I know how to keep it sterile.”

The change of pace is what Fannar desperately needs, he reasons. The icelander had gone into an anxious place that can’t be reasoned, fought or played with. Somewhere Gilbert knows well and despises with burning passion and even fear. Knows too well, relates to it. He just wants Fannar to feel better. 

If Gilbert was one of his own best friends, the distraction would be offered in an outlandishly affectionate form, that apparently works muy muy muy tres bien, but a romance country he is not. So ear piercings it is instead. His friends would scoff at him so exasperatedly for this approach. But hey, the mere offer already worked perfectly as a distraction, didn’t it?

“They’d be fucking cute on you. Or totally badass instead, like on me,” he says, swaggling his head to show off the decidedly tiny studs on his own earlobes. “But you need to wait to wear those really big dangling ones, if that’s what you’re into instead.”

#ic #islandiis #Sorry I still can't cut my posts #the xkit is failing me!! #(Iceland.) #Awehh Fannar!! Get ready for your bad boi era xD

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I love how for every hat Gilbert owns he also owns an identical mini hat for gilbird

#canon #pets.

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What's it like to be immortal? Wrong answers only. No sad parts allowed.

I've put on so many years that I forget my oldest diary entries. Re-reading them is so much fun! I get to literally surprise myself and root for myself like a storybook hero!

#ic #anon #about Gilbert. #thanks!! #Gilbert's ancient diary #He really needs to make some copies because how is it even holding together at this point

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Brandenburg: We are gathered here today because someone- *glares at Prussia’s coffin* -couldn’t stay alive!

#I'M CRYING #CAN SO SEE THIS HAPPENING #(Brandenburg.)

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Thematic Headcanons. A series of subject-specific headcanons you can ask your favorite blog and muse.

hc + 🤝 for a headcanon about a connection with one of the receiver's mutual

hc + 👪 for a family-themed headcanon

hc + 🧡 for a friendship-themed headcanon

hc + 💌 for a romance-themed headcanon

hc + 💕 for a loved-themed headcanon

hc + 💔 for a headcanon about a sad experience

hc + 🤥 for a lie-themed headcanon

hc + 😶 for a headcanon about a secret they know of / keep

hc + 😴 for a sleep-themed headcanon

hc + 🌇 for a headcanon about morning- or evening rituals

hc + 🧼 for a hygiene-themed headcanon

hc + 🏠 for a home-themed headcanon

hc + 😃 for a happiness-themed headcanon

hc + 😨 for a fear-themed headcanon

hc + 🤕 for a pain-themed headcanon

hc + 🚶‍♂️ for a habit-themed headcanon

hc + 👍 for a headcanon about things they like

hc + 👎 for a headcanon about things they dislike

hc + 💪 for a sport-themed headcanon

hc + 😡 for a headcanon about something that makes them angry

hc + 👻 for a headcanon about supernatural occurrences

hc + 🥣 for a food-themed headcanon

hc + ☕ for a drink-themed headcanon

hc + 🐈 for a pet/animal-themed headcanon

hc + 🌸 for a plant-themed headcanon

hc + 🌄 for an outdoor-themed headcanon

hc + 🌍 for a travel-themed headcanon

hc + 🗡 for a weapon-themed headcanon

hc + 🎡 for a hobby-themed headcanon

hc + 🚗 for a transportation-themed headcanon

hc + ⏳ for a time-themed headcanon

hc + 🌘 for a night-themed headcanon

hc + 🌞 for a day-themed headcanon

hc + 🪐 for a universe-themed headcanon

hc + 🌂 for a weather-themed headcanon

hc + ⛄ for a season-themed headcanon

hc + 🎉 for a celebration-themed headcanon

hc + 🏆 for a goal-themed headcanon

hc + 💯 for an achievement-themed headcanon

hc + 🚬 for a headcanon about a bad habit

hc + 🎭 for an arts-/crafts-themed headcanon

hc + ✂️ for a hair-themed headcanon

hc + 👗 for a clothes-themed headcanon

hc + 💍 for a jewelry-themed headcanon

hc + 💄 for a makeup-themed headcanon

hc + 🎓 for an education-themed headcanon

hc + 📿 for a faith-themed headcanon

hc + 🎵 for a music-themed headcanon

hc + 📱 for a media-themed headcanon

hc + 🎥 for a film/tv-themed headcanon

hc + 📔 for a reading-themed headcanon

hc + 💰 for a money-themed

hc + 💼 for a job-themed headcanon

hc + 💉 for a medical-themed headcanon

hc + 🛒 for a shopping-themed headcanon

hc + 🔞 for a nsfw-headcanon

hc + ❓ for a headcanon of the receiver's choice

#memes.

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//Your girl is so stingy she started reading Harry Potter books just because Hogwarts Legacy was 50% off and I am happy to announce Gilbert is a Hufflepuff

#ooc #verse when

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Gilbert in the 1500s

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This is genuinely my favorite tweet ever btw

#Gilcore.

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AI generated Gil-nendoroids.

Collection of Premium Gilberts, including; Gilbert driving his beloved beetle, Gilbert being the best housewife, Gilbert writing in his ancient diary, Gilbert out on a jog with his dog, Gilbert driving a motorbike and delivering some national flowers to lucky recipients, Gilbert baking bread, Gilbert enjoying beer on top of the shambles of the Berlin wall and last but not least, a magic Gilbert from the Twisted Wonderland AU I very much love. If I was rich I'd order these custom made in a heartbeat!

#look at my beautiful computer generated SON #which Gilbert is your favourite #I think motorcycle Gilbert is pretty cute :'3 #Portrait.

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[COVERED IN BLOOD] Perhaps the world is slightly brighter having me in it.

#gilcore