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I was talking to a bunch of people and when I asked one girl for her name, everyone went really silent, then she whipped out her phone and explained how she’d sold it online for bitcoins, like an NFT.

#faeries #i literally love this

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Yeah quiet quitting is great and all but have you tried chaotic working?

Like. I remember back in my grocery store cashier days I did so much crazy shit.

When WIC (Women, infants, and children voucher program to help low income mothers/families with children) people were in my line I would pretty much know who they were. Before the cards they had to tell us upfront they were WIC and show us their vouchers for what they were allowed to get (it was awful some times. Like. 2 gallons of milk. $4 worth of vegetables etc etc). They’d always have items hanging back, waiting to see what the total was and if they would have to take it off the belt.

I began to place the fruits/vegetables a certain way on the register scale so that like 1/2lbs of grapes read as like .28lbs or something. Then act shocked when I said that they still had X amount of lbs left. They got all their fruit and vegetables.

I think it started to kinda? Catch on to the women? Because I would have the same moms in my line month after month. And even after they switched to the cards (they worked like food stamp cards?) I’d still do the same thing. They were able to get more produce for whatever shitty max amount Indiana gave them.

Anyways. Be chaotic. It’s more fun that way.

#yes! #work stories

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it's SO funny that when asked what he had to do to prepared for his role in IWTV Sam Reid says he had to learn how to play the piano, learn to speak French, Italian, and English with a French accent. Bailey read IWTV religiously and added her own comments, and kept an actual fucking journal she wrote entirely as Claudia. meanwhile Jacob Anderson, when asked the same question, just responds with “oh nothing, i was already emo”. icons and legends only

#interview with the vampire

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they should invent parallel play but for everything

#this!! #humans

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good to have you back, wraith.

#!!! ahh the motion conveyed in the first set #six of crows #grishaverse #kaz brekker #inej ghafa

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There’s this douyin account for a cat shelter and everyday he livestreams to adopt out cats and he’s always just like

#imagine being this person. i wish #cats

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what are you guys’ most “tumblr is a website” moments

#tumblr #the notes have some funny some not so funny but i'm very hung up on this karl marx mpreg and so are dozens of other people

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“Balls to the wall” is a great phrase because it sounds vulgar but it’s not so you can say it at work and not get in trouble.

#huh #language #english

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#wizards

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despite her efforts to evade me, i have finally filmed my cat playing my harp

#cats

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Did I daydream this, or was there a website for writers with like. A ridiculous quantity of descriptive aid. Like I remember clicking on " inside a cinema " or something like that. Then, BAM. Here's a list of smell and sounds. I can't remember it for the life of me, but if someone else can, help a bitch out <3

#writing ref

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #grishaverse #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #shadow and bone

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i wish i could be the person i want to be but im too tired

#literally me

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interrogations must be the doctor’s FAVOURITE thing mustnt they. oh youre gonna put me in a room and everyone in the room cares what i have to say? youre gonna give me all the power? is it my birthday?

#i love 12 so much #also 3 was similar with the mind probe #doctor who #the doctor

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“the crows need their own story” this, “they’re supposed to just be some guys” that, it is 1000% funnier if they are Just Some Guys who are repeatedly pulled into international conflicts and have no idea why

#as much as i have mixed feelings abt the show crows and RoW it is amusing because that's exactly what happens in RoW #grishaverse #shadow and bone

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Sexy vampires seem so maladaptive. If you're trying to drink from your victim's throat, why are you sending all their blood down to their crotch?

#vampires

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Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"

#u dont understand the first part of this post changed me as a person like fundamentally #and the second part hit me like a tumblr-shaped brick #humans #language #tumblr