There are freshly independent possums scattered around my yard like fat little Easter eggs trotting through the grass and bricks at dusk.
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gay guy and a lesbian who pretend to be a straight couple together in public but the lesbian is the boyfriend and the gay guy is the girlfriend
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 馃槖" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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Okey-Dokey
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im gonna throw up
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Talking about Valentines
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truly adore the "i'm going to kill you once this hot girl isn't looking" bg3 party composition
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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too na茂ve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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