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can we give bear!Price a honey pot like Pooh Bear? OH MY GOD-

Can we see bear!Price dressed like Pooh Bear? I wanna snuggle him like an overgrown stuffed bear!

yes, ofc, genius idea

he looks like mango pudding....

#I LOVE HIM #john price

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Y/N: Ghost is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Soap: Punch him in the stomach, then, when he doubles over in pain, give’em a smooch.

Gaz: Kick him in the shins!

Price: Dump him.

Ghost: Just ask me to lean down!

#ghost: none of you are normal #he says as if he has ever been anywhere close to normal in his entire life #simon ghost riley #john price #kyle gaz garrick #johnny soap mactavish

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How Price Actually looks

How Price looks according to the fandom

#jdshfhsjhdkf #listen. i love the peepaw jokes as much as the next person #but that is an entire 37 year old man lmao #he's not old #john price

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John

#on the one hand: hot #on the other hand: i would rather be stuck in a room with a rabid grizzly bear than be on the receiving end of this look #john price

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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

#oh there are sooooooooooo many good ones #think i'm gonna have to go with the magic laundry though

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Thanks for the question, Anon! I had to combine the “10” with the “more than 10” because I ran out of space! Hope it works.

For me I have a lot of health issues and can’t work because of it, and family issues as well, but if it was a perfect world, I would choose two kids. That way they have each other.

-submit your poll!-

#still none #very happy with my current decision

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여어- 히싸씨부리 （ ɔ̸ᴉʇɐ͟N͞さんのツイート ）

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menace

#i love ur ghost so much op #simon ghost riley

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Little fucking guy alert!!

[ID: two photos of a porcelain triceratops from different angles. The triceratops is very small and has blue floral designs on its crown and body. Its three horns are painted with gold luster.]

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The kitties

AAAAHHH THE KITTIES!!! Tell them I love them and pls give them smooches on their tiny little foreheads

#i will always be excited about cat pictures thank u so much #grogusmum #asked and answered

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NOTE TO SELF-SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!

#op briefly touched on this in no. 6 #but this advice 100% stands for info you agree with too btw

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happy april 30th!

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Hi Ghost!!!!! Just wanted to check on you & see how you've been doing if that's ok. How are you? There was a big storm today & our big orange cat Pug made a little nest out of an unopened Amazon box & I thought those images would make you smile!! Love you & I love reading all of your Simon stories!! Sending many hugs to you & your cats <3 <3 <3

Hello friend!!! I've been... decent. All things considered. The ocd monster has been a little loud lately, but I'm trying to keep it on a short leash.

Please give Pug lots of head scritches and tell him I love him so so much 🥺🥺 I hope you're well, friend, I love you!! And I'm so glad you're enjoying all of the Simon content!!

Also, I offer you some Miss Lily and Bug in these trying times:

(Legends say if you put a cat butt up to your ear, you can hear the ocean)

#i am 10000% convinced that Miss Lily was there first #and Bug just came in and sat on her #because that is. who he is. #asked and answered #agiroflee98

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#lol yesterday my boss was jokingly asking if she was 'mentally unfit' enough to leave work early #and i said 'hey speaking of mentally unfit; i have therapy thursday so i'll need to leave early' #and uh. apparently normal people usually don't say those words in that order LMAO

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If you see him

It's already too late

#simon ghost riley

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I know the genie is out of the bottle and you can't go back but dear GOD I hate the mainstreamification of fandom so much

I do NOT want authors or showrunners or actors to acknowledge us or talk about fanfic or fanart or fan theories! I do NOT want people asking questions of the canon creators and getting them answered (make up your own answers, like god intended!) I do NOT want companies making jokey advertisements aimed toward fandom!

I know that fandom was never entirely underground but like... I miss that fourth wall existing, you know?

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