applying for jobs seems to mostly consist of lying and submitting to indignities, which is whatever. but it is very difficult for me to override my innate instinct that anyone demanding i write a cover letter has insulted me so greatly that the only way to retain my honor is violence
Can’t convince me otherwise, Charles mocks people when annoyed.
The ladies are like “Charles can’t you not widdle next to our bedrolls, you get wood everywhere.”
Charles waits till they are out of earshot to go, “CaN YoU nOt WiDdLe NeXt To OuR BeDs” in a very high pitch voice, but quietly like when you whisper underneath your breath after your mom tells you to do something.