weirdofreaknasty

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I told my sister I wanted to commit suicide and I have now been missing for almost 20 hours. No one has tried to look for me. What else am I supposed to do with that level of apathy? Live? Not as far as I'm concerned. Bye everyone!

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I feel like the Dance of the Dragons could have been avoided if Alicent Hightower got her pussy ate more or at all ya know? Actually, everyone from Otto to Criston should have got their pussy ate. If more pussy, dick and ass was getting eaten in the asoiaf universe, so many things could have been avoided.

They'd be to busy.

#asoiaf #hotd #just a thought #consider this grrm #consider letting people eat more ass

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a kiss in the red keep (rhaenyra wanting to take alicent all around westeros but alicent being more than content with the comforts of her chambers)

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Completely unprompted niche ship post but I think Orlean trained Devo to take his cock perfectly but still makes him gag and choke as some weird power play thing.

#dubcon #noncon #actually such a yummy ship tho....

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@tired-fandom-ndn if this isnt every ship in hotd...but aemyra, daemyra, and rhaelicent especially.

war criminal pussy got me acting unwise

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to the suicide hotline worker who was more concerned about how disrespectful and hurtful my suicide would be to ny family instead of...idk concerning yourself with helping me through my crisis....I hope you get fired lol

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April Fool’s Day is in a few days, and I just wanted to make this clear. This blog is safe, and I can promise you no screamers, nothing emotionally abusive, no fake posts, and nothing to intentionally trigger dissociation. You are safe here.

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Listen, Alicent has weird fevered wet dreams about she and Rhaenyra being twins and how they would have been each others first everything, kiss, fuck, love (though even in her dreams she is not Rhaenyra's only, even in dreams, even in dreaming). Alicent has wet dreams about chaining Rhaenyra to her bed, naked except for jewels of deepest green emerald that dribble from her neck in thick ropes.

Alicent dreams of Rhaenyra above her riding her face and screaming her name like its the last thing she'll ever say.

Alicent has wet dreams about Rhaenyra ripping her throat out and kissing her mouth bloody red.

@tired-fandom-ndn this ones for you

#this is the only way that I ship this lol #pls send the snipers

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LISTEN!!! its been boiling in my brain, the thought that Alicent married Viserys JUST to be closer to Rhaenyra. She could feel her friend pulling away, feel Rhaenyra gravitating towards her uncle. So...what better way to entice a Targaryen than with....familial bonds? Targaryens and their queer customs. And maybe she can convince herself it was innocent enough, a simple desire to be closer to a friend, HELPFUL even. For what better friend to have at your back than the queen of Westeros....only....it doesn't work. Rhaenyra's cool, indifferent stare is the world falling backwards like a child tumbling down the back of a dragon mid-flight.

There are more than one bright haired girls in the red keep who have know the sting of wine soak breath crawling up the center line of their breast. The hot sticky feeling of the sobbing litany, "had we been sisters, true blood sister, twins even. I would have loved you, I would have loved you."

I ship rhaenicent but only in a really gross, toxic, one-sided way with a lot of resentment tangled up in desire that ends up turning into depraved and sadistic violent sex fantasies.

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I ship rhaenicent but only in a really gross, toxic, one-sided way with a lot of resentment tangled up in desire that ends up turning into depraved and sadistic violent sex fantasies.

#im only shipping rhaenicent in the way that will make the shippers call in the snipers tbh #like...alicent working through every one of her handmaids who have a light hair #alicent's obsession with rhaenyra's sex life and sexuality boil over slowly into her own desperate depravity #alicent finding out that not only did Rhaenyra fuck her uncle but also her uncle's wife who is also her cousin #and outwardly she expresses disgust at Rhaenyra's action while inside she's run through with jealousy #why not me?? was I never close enough? didn't we love each other once you said as close as sisters?? #but...then with targaryens...the operate word is as and like #alicent even when she became rhaenyra's mother was never close enough

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ppl are completely unhinged. you SHOULD NOT show strangers (yes even ur fave youtuber or influencers are actually strangers if you have never held a convo with them or spent significant time with them) your ID or any form of identification. you SHOULD NOT share sensitive or personal info with that person.

ON THE FLIP SIDE!!! if someone lies about who they are (race, age, religion, etc.) the person being lied to ISNT AT FAULT. jfc....

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Did you really think that you could just fly about the realm trying to steal my brother’s throne at no cost? <…> I want you to put out your eye. As payment for mine. One will serve. I would not blind you. Mm, plan to make a gift of it to my mother.

EWAN MITCHELL as prince Aemond Targaryen HOUSE OF THE DRAGON Season 1

#bby girl...

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“bring back bullying” it never fucking left because some of you have no kindness or whimsy in your dehydrated hearts!!!

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aemond: hey bastard, how old is your mom?

lucerys, dismayed: what?

aemond: no, not like that.

lucerys:

aemond: fine, it is. it is like that. how old is she?

#aemyra #rhaemond #hotd #YUP

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Technically Ace or Luffy could just be infertile, which would honestly lead to much weirder situations down the line.

I think one of them being infertile would be the absolute worst-case scenario just because their poor doctors would have a hell of a time trying to explain sex to them while they're just like "but we did all that why didn't we get a baby :("

#acelu #shipcest #VERY DELICIOUS FOOD!!! #thank you for my life!!!!

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Pre-established acelu is so funny because all I can think about is Luffy introducing Ace as his big brother and all the Strawhats looking at him sitting on Ace's lap, covered in hickies, and just going "okay" because none of them want to think too hard about that.

Except Sanji, who doesn't know what a normal relationship between siblings is and doesn't even bat an eye.

#LOL!!! #acelu are so casual about it #yeah he's my brother #yes he puts me in a mating press at least once a day...what of it???

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I completely forgot I followed you and the first post of yours I see is about Aemond and Rhaneyra shipping, the next one is lactation kink. I'm slightly afraid but I wanna know more bc you make it so interesting. (also, Rhaneyra has two strong hands, she can have Harwin, Aemond and Daemon)

Valid lmao, hope you’re enjoying all my other content too! Feel free to send me asks about ships whenever you want, especially aemyra because I just love those little weirdos.

I think Rhaenyra can have as many lovers as she wants. She deserves it :)

#RHAENYRA HAS TWO STRONG HANDS!!!! #tho Aemond's reply to that would be that he has a dick AND balls #he has more than enough to keep as many hands as Rhaenyra has busy