I'm looking for a girl who wants to audio over Skype while we touch ourselves. Just moaning, no talking. Message me if interested
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new years resolution: take care of myself like i’d take care of a puppy.
that means:
make sure i have enough food
give myself fresh water
take myself for walks
let myself have time to play
tell myself how loved and cute i am
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What Guys Look For In Girls - a response to Nash Grier’s “What Guys Look For In Girls” video
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enough of that “stick around for ur family” shit
here’s why you shouldn’t kill yourself u fucker
orgasms
fuckin puppies those cute lil shits
dude have you seen the fucking maldives
did i mention orgasms
ddude fob is back together n they r releasing new pUNK SONGS
so many concerts to go to
fuckin WINTER. snow n shit
the “keep calm and carry on” meme is dying
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remember when paul tweeted this
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wankstyles:
when people talk to me in tags
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My high school video production final project. Got a C-.
And in trouble for doing this at work.
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rare photo of liam and niall
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IF YOUR IDEA OF SELF CARE IS EATING COMFORT FOOD AND WATCHING TWENTY EPISODES OF A THING IN ONE NIGHT FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR BED THEN YOU FUCKING DO THAT.
YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY YOU MAJESTIC LITTLE SHIT.
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Close to your goal ?
I know a lot of you guys are close to your new year’s goal so I decided to help
so if you wanna gain, reblog this post then follow me
and I will randomly promote a lot of you to almost 26k followers !
But I’m not telling you I’m promoting you, it’ll remain a surprise ;)
This might be you looking at your follower count
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somebody needs to teach those greedy little kids on the trix commercials how to share because that rabbit did nothing wrong
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