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Nathan Foad’s/Lucius’ queasy face in the pilot, as Nigel and his shipmates laugh about tormenting Stede. That man knows how it feels to be bullied. 🥺

#our flag means death #lucius spriggs

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LUSH are no fools: they know there’s a demographic suddenly horny for lavender.

#our flag means death

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Because OFMD loves a good callback, I hope the reunion episode starts with the crew in the dinghy, about to board The Revenge, and Stede gives this little speech:

“What we're about to do will be perilous! Very perilous! Some of us won't be coming back. Others may be wounded. Still others may come back looking totally fine... but in reality, be mentally devastated by what they've witnessed. So... if that's the case, what'll we do?”

And then, at the end, asks, “How does my hair look? Breath okay?”

Go get your damned man, Stede.

#our flag means death #stede bonnet #blackbeard

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#our flag means death #lucius spriggs #nathan foad #izzy hands #con o'neill

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Another OFMD season 2 wish list item: every time there’s a shipboard crisis, the co-captains are having sex. So one immediately turns his head toward the alarming sound, and—soon after—the other pops up from below or behind like a disheveled meerkat.

#our flag means death #stede bonnet #blackbeard

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#stede bonnet #izzy hands #our flag means death #con o'neill

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Hands—and fangs—off Blackbeard’s boifriend, Viago

#blackbeard #stede bonnet #our flag means death #viago #wwdits

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Who else got pregnant from looking at that elegant neck in the mirror?

#our flag means death #taika waititi

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#our flag means death #jim jimenez #calico jack

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#our flag means death #stede bonnet #izzy

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Please let season two feature a running joke of all ship captains they encounter just *besotted* with Stede, so we can see him fussily adjust his waistcoast and sputter, “Does *every* pirate in the Caribbean want to FUCK me?!?”

#our flag means death #stede fucking bonnet

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#our flag means death #lucius spriggs #elvis presley

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2008: my BFF and I argue over whether Jemaine or Bret from ”Flight of the Conchords” is hotter. Meanwhile, Rhys “Murray” Darby plays the 14-year long game:

#our flag means death