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raz dnd 35

teya got blinked out so she uses hidden step lol. senna still fails banishment (fucker raz) and then heals herself a bit. (we spend several minutes yelling at raz to learn how to balance) some bots miss parsley. 2 of them hit! death saves, thanks raz. hes dead great. senna messages android to hurry since parsleys dead. iris can easily find invisible teya! blasted! zen avoids an attack easily. zen glows with fey magic and compels iris into a duel! punches a-go!

wheatley is still blissfully unaware. android is trying to figure out how to destroy the generator. he tells wheatley to get himself into the generator room. he grabs a multi-meter and other tools and tells android to come get him and bring him into the room. android goes and does that but the portal starts working! then stops working again cause of wheatleys espionage xD the guards still stop wheatley DX he messages android to ask what powers the generator. that corrupt red god juice probably. wheatley raises the box of tools. android just tries to drag him in. the bots let him go in!

iris is informed of unusual behavior uh oh. wheatley is looking for a good place to grasp and shock the hell out of! wheatley finds a panel and starts unscrewing and looking for wires. watch out wheatley the machine is angry! the electricity is red! shocking grasp! the glass explodes and he gets feedback! he screams while android watches horrified! the generator drops and the field fizzles and goes to emergency power. the bots have dropped but we have to still deal with iris. wheatleys gotten fried! androids not doing great. gotta call dad! he picks up wheatley and runs outside!

android rushes out looking worried and a fucking smoking wheatley and he sees parsley dead, senna is bloody, and teya is gone? iris tries to teleport away but she cant get fucked. she wants to negotiate, fuck you.

teya uses gentle repose on parsley so he stops rotting. senna revives parsley and heals him a bit. iris smashes zen with her arms then lazers him! parsley chugs a healing potion. he sees the forcefield is on reserves hmmm. tells her to get off zen and they can negotiate. android puts down wheatley, no negotiating. parsley sees wheatley and goes oh. android throws his rapier at her and it stabs her!

she recognizes android! he starts climbing her arm and slashes her! then he starts blasting her! zen resumes punching. teya used wipe and did big damage! senna uses magic missle then heals herself and parsley more. iris uses her face eye to blast android but misses both times! parsley is just sitting with wheatley and is holding him ;-; he rages and yeets his axe at iris! misses the other one tho. zen punches and leaves some dents and knocks out some eyes! the ejected eyes are gonna explode goddamn. android keeps swiping and shooting but misses most shots.

teyas spell fails. senna uses magic missle and heals parsley. iris's arms collapses and she falls to the ground! "zorbolt, i never got to see-" then she dies and the bombs blow up one of the arms. the forcefield goes down and the trees rush in! senna scoops wheatley up. the trees take iris away and begin tearing apart the building. parsley pats a tree and it gently wraps a root around him in solidarity.

the computer is still intact and theres something on it? parsley goes to investigate it. he randomly pushes a button xD he hears zorbolt! "no but she was dealt with." "who is this?!" "wouldnt you like to know?" parsley holy fuck dude. he keeps trying to get parsleys name my guy hes not telling. but he will gladly have his ;) damn he doesnt give it. "we were already enemies, zorbolt." "ah you must be working with him." "who?" he says he has something in the works and hangs up lol.

the trees have cleared a path for us. senna yells they can deal with this LATER and down the path they go. parsley tries to pick up iris's arm. zen takes out one of the eyes and puts it in the token. SP is making loud screaming noises. sunnie is holding him freaking out. parsley picks up SP poor kid. "dads. not. ok." sunnie asks senna if wheatleys dead and she snaps 'not now.' (senna is holding wheatley like a baby his head is on her shoulder.)

we get to the portal and some guards stop us cause they need to inform the queen parsleys alive. she wants to see him right now. parsley is pissed. he flies off quick. he storms in asking what she wants. it DID void the contract ahd she needs to make a new one. he just turns and leaves xD "eat my ass, lavender!" lots of back and forth bickering.

meanwhile senna has kneeled down so SP can see its dad and has her forehead against wheatleys. parsley can see us from the window. teya is just hanging with sunnie. parsley sighs in defeat and signs the contract. there IS a new detail tho. if he dies and is revived the contract is restored. dying wont get you out the contract this time. "had to make sure this time!"

SP picks up a stick and puts it in wheatleys lap. "fetch?" oh honey! the guards back off so lets get tf out of here! parsleys sibs show up to say goodbye. parsley leads us to the portal and theres his sibs! he gets hugged aww. their glad hes not dead anymore lol.

back to the mortal plane!

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raz dnd 34

following parsley! senna notices a shiny glow in the trees and points it out. its glowing red and circle shaped. oh no. guess were heading towards it. android shoots at it but it jumps out of the way into another tree! it glows brighter and shoots at android but misses. senna hits it with frost and it shrieks like wheatley does oof. it falls out of the tree! the light goes from red to blue?

it shoots again but misses. the ground is frozen where it shot. "zen can robots absorb elements?" "android?" he has no idea lol. it starts hopping through the trees- WHEATLEY GET BACK HERE! androids going after him guys get back on the path. only sunnie and parsley are on the path lol. sunnie trying to guilt parsley to go get everyone xD

this robot has extra strong legs and a big eye, not like wheatleys like a realistic eye. eye switches back to red, multiple red eyes in the woods. senna messages parsley and says their surrounded. parsley gives sunnie a javelin and tells him to stab enemies then flies toward us.

teya raises her skeletons! zen punches! senna smacks with her mace! android starts blasting! eyebots turn yellow seeing teyas skeletons and crit wtf radiant damage. 4 skeletons died rip. one of the skeletons glows light blue and misses wheatley with lightning. one bot shoots ice at senna and misses. last bot stays red and shoots at teya and also misses damn. wheatley shoots!

parsley found us nice. he got a nat 1 throwing his axe, thanks man. it hit teya wtf. first senna now teya. parsley flies down and uses his sword this time lol. he stabs the eye nice. the eye breaks off and another eye pops up?

teya cant take the axe out oof. teyas remaining skeletons attack. senna takes the axe out of teya's shoulder then attacks the bots! android keeps shooting! one of the bots fucking run away and the other bots are gonna explode?! WHEATLEY STOP TOUCHING THE BOTS! parsley grabs wheatley and drags him away. android makes zen throw him toward the bot that ran away?! he failed tho rip and drags him away. they left a crater behind.

teya punches parsley in the face. senna heals teya's shoulder and then presti's the blood off. zen takes the eye from wheatley for his god. 'you gave sunnie a weapon?!' parsley wants us back on the path asap. android wheatley and senna go after the bot. zen teya and parsley go back to the path.

sunnies not on the path ugh. he pops out of a bush wtf man. at least hes ok. wheres the javelin? he dropped it in the bushes great. parsley looks for it and gets stabbed by a sharp branch lol. he walks down the path again i guess.. zen says we should go back for the others, where does this path go? parsley really wants to stay on the path. welp zen goes into the forest.

other team sees a glowing blue light ahead. some sort of see through thing keeping the trees at bay. a big open space and patrolling bots. great. some rusted, some more humanoid. zorbolts been busy. we see the hopping bot, large robotic arms come out of the doors with an old woman attached and eyes down the robot arms. wtf. her left eye was replaced with a robot eye.

the bot beeps at her and tells her of intruders. 'whos stupid enough to enter the forest?! show me them!' it projects us to her. shes interested in wheatley! rogue? one of his? she stares at androids image. familiar?! sending bots to guard the perimeter and bring wheatley to her alive to examine. more eyebots rush out into the woods.

wheatley messages parsley. the trees seperate into a path get your asses in there. sunnie hops into another bush lol. parsley has him babysit rouge. zen pops up behind wheatley and spooks them xD senna quickly explains the situation. zen pokes the forcefield and his hand goes right through it. wheatley grabs sennas hand and puts it on it. it burns and pushes her hand back. some skin falls off wtf.

senna says the woods will take care of it if we take down the forcefield. back to teya and parsley they follow the path and come upon the forcefield. teya pokes it and burns her finger ouch. they can see bots patrolling. teya messages senna! info traded! parsley starts creeping around the forcefield looking for us and teya gives him his axe back. the axe glows! some bots are heading over but havent seen them yet. teya hidden steps and hides behind a tree. parsley hides in the canopy. the bots look around but move on.

time to make a distraction. android asks if wheatley can change his eye color. he can but hates that. but they'll notice hes shiny. time to cover him in dirt! parsley and teya show up and see wheatley with a red eye. 'oh hi parsley!' hes not possessed. teya was readying firebolt xD. parsley is down to be a distraction lol. teya says we could disguise? android and wheatley disguise as other bots, senna and teya disguise as wheatley and lure the bots out. teya also has that linking spell.

parsley wants to just fucking go up to her and be a distraction wtf. thats a stupid plan why would they wanna talk to him? wheatley is pissed. he doesnt want him throwing his life away.

teya disguises herself as wheatley and senna disguises herself as android. wheatley and android disguises themselves as other bots. parsley disguises himself as a middle-aged dwarven lady. senna places a reassuring hand on wheatleys shoulder.

wheatley and android enter. looking like they are patrolling while getting closer to the base. the bots dont even give them a glance. multiple entrances. rusty bots moving stuff around. newer models working on computers. the lady is detached from the arms and is on a computer. she runs a program trying to project an image but theres only sound of zorbolt. their talking about wheatley! android keeps wheatley steady as they talk shit. an eye on one of the arms stares at them ew. it blinks red ohno. she yells at them to get back to work.

parsley scoops senna up and they all go over the fence. senna tells teya to fireball the front door again fuck yeah. leaves a giant scorch mark and shakes the building. the lady goes into her giant arms and heads to the door. parsley, on top of the roof, goes to hit her with his axe. one of the eyes beeps and she moves out of the way. 'worth a shot.' one of the eyes fires a blast at him! teya's being stared at! welp disguise didnt work, firebolt. senna makes a hand motion but nothing happens darn. she flashbangs parsley wtf. parsley hits her again!

she tries to get info about wheatley, were not talking xD she tries to get info from 'android' but sennas not talking. teya uses blink. "how many times were you hit with the ugly stick?" teya holy shit. senna tries banishment again no dice. some bots shoot at senna! one missed one got a crit. 61 damage?! zen jumps in thank god. parsley gets shot. they miss shooting zen. parsley tells iris to kys xD

she knows senna isnt android rip. parsley is getting crited cause raz wont fudge rolls >.>. parsley missed first hit not the second, then he teleports away from wild surge xD. zen goes around punching robots.

back to wheatley and android! time to look for a way to shut down the fence. some bots are guarding an important looking door. android is examining computers. wheatley walks up to the bots and stares at them. wheatley messages android to show up. theres also a door on the side. parsley messages wheatley telling him to hurry the fuck up. wheatley heads back to android, grabs a box of something, then goes back in front of the bots. the bots stop him and point to the other door so wheatley goes. boxes full of parts and bots fixing something, an arch? he sets the box down and messages to android. wheatley tries to find something to fix to fit in. symbols on the arch.

he messages senna the symbols. senna sharply yells 'not now wheatley im currently bleeding out!' wheatley messages android their running out of time. the arch glows then stops, a portal? wheatley also informs parsley of the portal. wheatley hands android a random tool to make him look busy. sharing data! trying to force a portal and didnt go well. wheatley tells android to disguise as a newer bot while he sabotiges the portal. disguise changed!

android walks straight through the door good job! massive generator!

next time were gonna die!

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raz dnd 33

theres a knock at the door. being summoned by the archfey. parsley dont make it difficult shes gonna kill us. this can only go well. shes still only speaking sylvain fucker. she'll repair his wings in exchange to keeping him here, fucker. she'll also void teya's contract wtf.

raz you know the dm isnt supposed to win yeah? i hate lawyers.

parsley plays dumb about teya xD hes contractionally to leave. he will die. 'you can be easily resurrected.' he says shes not dear to him. hate her ass! stop looking at teya! you can keep the mom pretend teya isnt here. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE JAR IS BREAKING?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU NEED 3 MORE KIDS?! SUNNIE?!?!?! WEVE BEEN HERE A WEEK?!

parsley says its debatable if shes teya. technically teya is now a clone so. like. she accepts this but uhhh. is the plan to. kill sunnie? senna can only rez him within a minute with physical touch. shes taunting teya fucker. parsley fills the rest of us in on this shit. NO YOU CANT KEEP SUNNIE YOU FUCKER.

teya, dont hidden step. their gonna hurt sunnie if she keeps being a little shit. ngl this isnt fun. um yeah. headspace having bad time.

teya puts on an act to beg queen bitch to let her hug sunnie goodbye. epic fail. parsley jumps in and says "shes a mundane what could it hurt." teya puts on the sniffles and the queen allows it while insulting parsley.

teya uses feign death on him and he collapses on her. the guards yank her away and he just drops to the ground. queen has an eye twitch haha. since hes of no use she just. blows teyas mom away and says the contract was a waste xD.

shit she wants the body why. she gives up the body nice. zen really believes sunnie is dead :( teya didnt tell us anything xD wheatley tells parsley we should just go were not getting help here. parsley asks what she even wants from having him back here. making up for the failed marriage for one. and keep him here, like whatever lady.

parsley thinks theres a way they can both get what they want. 'im listening~' fix his wings and let him kill zorbolt, he will come back and make up for what he did. NOT staying, but they can arrange that details. she says 'until I consider you made up for what you did.' 'depends on what you would have me do.' theyll work the details later. also if he doesnt come back his wings will fail.

end of journey is killing zorbolt and getting what is owed to parsley. shes adding us into this deal wtf? she wants us to deal with the robots in the woods? he explains that dealing with zorbolt will stop the bots so it should be good. she wants it done now tho like lady we cant get in the woods. metal animals? something covered in eyes?

also after parsleys deal is done he can come and go as he pleases as long as he doesnt get in the way. deal taken! magical contract! rosemary fixes his wings. but we also still think sunnie is dead and have to go into the woods. parsley quickly puts in a good word for fiddlefink xD basil screams for parsley to visit xD his dad calls him impressive!

senna calls sadly to teya. a guard walks up and says he will lead us to the problem. senna says prayers for sunnie as they follow the guard. parsley tells us about what we gotta fight. senna guesses it might be a beholder. follow the path and itll get close to the creatures.

teya wakes up sunnie! rejoice! senna calls teya a genius xD time to yell at sunnie for coming to the feywilds! senna casts presti on him hes so dirty. he got robbed by goblins wtf xD parsley turns into teya for a joke and teya gets her name back nice!

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raz dnd 32

basil wants the rest of us to wait outside so they can talk to parsley. parsley doesnt want us waiting in the hallway but basil wont drop it. parsley just sighs and drags basil out lol. as soon as the door closes teya starts snooping around the room xD

basil is fucking pissed at parsley for leaving without even a goodbye. things got really bad after he left. moms a dickhead. basil says the worst part was thinking parsley wasnt coming back but he only came back for his wings. 'your silence speaks enough.' JESUS. they still missed him and turns away. moms not gonna just let him leave. dont even leave a note if you get out.

parsley grabs their wrist and says theres no excuse but he is sorry and missed them. he admits he might not come back and hes awful and they deserve better. he says hes a coward. basil calls him an idiot xD basil warns him cause mom has something planned to force him to stay. parsley asks if basil wants to meet his friends. 'sure lets meet the replacements.'

senna is dusting the room its fucking dirty. teya is snooping and looking at the old drawings of parsley. wheatley takes a picture of each photo. teya finds a violin! wheatley somehow sneezes off dust. teya also finds handwritten sheetmusic. teya finds fancy clothing in a wardrobe. senna is also examining the clothes so fancy!

senna starts reading the sheet music. wheatley goes onto the balcony and shakes the dust off lol. teya uses sending! zen flops on the bed and releases a bunch of dust pissing senna off xD android suddenly stands up and says "do you think he had a diary?" blackmail! zen mumbles that its not nice to do that but teya reminds him he stole a picture from her house. wheatley joins the team!

senna puts the violin and sheetmusic in her token for safety. everyone yells at her wtf. android finds a dagger under the bed xD wheatley examines the dagger and puts it back under the bed. senna presti's wheatley and android for redusting the damn room. android and teya are sniping again.

senna checks the pillows quick for the diary. wheatley flops down next to zen lol. zens getting a weird feeling again. he says it would be hard for god to remove us from the feywilds easily. android goes and stands on the balcony to scout the area. teya reads her brothers book and senna pulls the violin/sheetmusic out and keeps reading that.

one of the songs on the sheetmusic is fairy fountain from zelda xD senna hums it to herself. zen wonders where us organics will sleep. senna says she can meditate on the floor, teya can sleep on her lap if she doesnt wanna sleep on parsleys bed. zen naturally offers himself.

parsley and basil arrive! senna asks if parsley wrote the sheet music. basil asks parsley where he got wheatley since his kind has been showing up in the woods, rude. they also say they hasnt seen many firbolgs lately. 'whats the timeframe on lately?' basil comments not to say thank you cause thats bad xD

'he left and didnt tell us why and he doesnt even know.' 'story time i guess!' parsley left cause of an arranged marriage! 'she gonna resume the arrangement?' 'maybe she'll try for an even worse marriage?' wheatley starts pulling out his gun xD parsley shakes his head and he puts the gun away. basil says the marriage thing has gone and passed. called off. only mother 'knew' he would come back. 'she said that when i left actually.' even if basil knew what she was up to they arent allowed to talk about it.

senna comments about the archfey making an impossible deal to force him to stay here. parsley rubs his face tiredly. basil says they have to go or mother will be pissy. nice to meetcha. 'dont get too attached to parsley he'll abandon you too.' teya overhears basil mention something about firbolgs as they leave hmmm.

time to rest since ya know nothing else to do. senna does her dragon training. zen is taking up the entire bed goddamn. parsley reads his music notes. wheatley whines for parsley to get into bed xD hes also holding teya tightly lol. SP is just doing donut in the middle of the room. senna and the dragon are just. stuck in a standstill. not getting better but also not worse. she wakes up after shooting the dragon in the eye with an ice shard cause it shot back with a fireball to the face now she has a headache. she goes to stand on the balcony for a while with android.

theres no nighttime here just like an eclipse somehow. SP rolled over to wheatley for uppies onto the bed. teya gets up to grab parsley cause their gonna make a deal oooo. pinky promise! defeat zorbolt or die trying. as they let go a spark appears and disappears. deal dealed! parsley drops that he is 'technically' an archfey lol. teya asks for warlock powers xD.

parsley doesnt wanna sleep in a pile boo. zen tricks parsley into getting into bed when they get off, then they pile on him xD teya still takes the chair. android looks back and laughs. 'wanna join u-' 'no.' teya writes in her journel. wheatley gets up and sits on teya. its chaos hour wtf xD zen sighs sadly and lets parsley go and getting off the bed. wheatley gets off teya and sits on the floor by zen.

zen says tomorrow is gonna be busy, like some outside force? hmmm. parsley leaves to get food and some guards follow him. he sees rosemary at the table! shes not very talkative hmm. teya steals parsleys bed xD

sennas arm itches and it has more scales, sigh. she can see the land itself moving around, neat. android comments his god doesnt know much about the feywilds. senna says she was told it was made of primordial chaos. like spingledorfs orb maybe. this land existed before Gaia. who the fuck knows xD dont try to solve the feywilds.

android asks what will we do if it comes to a fight. 'kill her!' thanks wheatley. senna comments about the silver box and her jewerly. android says if we would leave him here. prepare for the worst case. yeah were fighting for parsley we cant leave him here. loyalty!

archfey bullshit. 'we WERE told you need all 4 of us to beat zorbolt.' parsley did his best to help teya, gotta repay the favor. were not leaving him here android.

rosemary says parsley shouldnt have come back and leaves. parsley returns to the room and sighs and flops on the bed. he calls over wheatley lol. as we go to sleep parsley dreams himself in the woods. fiddlefink is pissed lol. his sleep paralysis demon xD good morning!

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raz dnd 31

were back bitches!

fey, fey everywhere as far as the eye can see. theres so many types of fey jesus. thanks for the ride fiddlefink. back into the woods he goes, reminding us to keep our end of the bargain xD 'are all fey like this?' parsley says hes a nutcase. it WOULD be a little funny if he got in the court tho xD

large town with houses made of plants very nice. teya behave yourself senna is linking arms again. most fey here dont speak common so it should be...ok? just follow parsley!

were being stared at great. mostly on parsley oh boy. wheatley is just glad to not be stared at this time lol. we see a guard looking satyr run off to the castle oh boy. parsley is so tired help him. its do or die time.

oh no. its the welcoming party. horns and stuff. oh god. welcome home parsley. a gnome walks over and says hes gonna escort parsley and his 'pets'. OOF. no were not pets! he calls us Mundanes instead. fun. its all in sylvain so the rest of us cant understand it. senna messages teya to ask what he was saying. senna messages wheatley and cries they called us pets.

dryads and nymphs in fancy clothes dont tell zen. The Seelie Court. parsleys family here to greet him! his mom is just white diamond oh no. parsley is so uncomfy. his mom is just smiling ew. smug bitch. wheatley hides behind senna. shes such a smug bitch i hate her kill her please. SHE CALLED US STRAYS WTF.

Ginger, one of parsleys siblings, is gonna escort us. teya doesnt tell senna they got called strays xD parsley seems concerned about ginger. they dont respond to him. we get to parsleys room and all parsleys portraits were put inside.

she closes the door and runs up and hugs parsley thank god! she missed him! she wants to know everything xD she seems excited to meet us but again its all in sylvain. parsley introduces us! he looks so fond of her awwww. he did not introduce android xD he also reverts to common. she fucking hugs senna shes adorable!

shes seen bots like wheatley before. parsley has to stop her from trying to figure out how wheatley works but he fucking unscrews his arm so ok then. teya tells ginger in sylvain that android has rabies and to not go near him xD parsley has only been gone for 50 years feywild time, so shes 12 now shes BABY.

apparently their mom has gotten stricter since parsley left. trying to 'make up for his mistakes' oof wtf. ginger is glad parsley left tho since he wasnt happy. she wants to say goodbye this time DX teya accidentally drops it to senna they called them strays senna is PISSED.

parsleys other siblings didnt wanna talk to ginger about him at all. parsley asks if shes written any stories lately. boats and pirates! he shows her rouge! wheatley starts playing hand games with senna lol. rouge licks her awww. parsley tells ginger hes totally a hero and gonna save the material plane lol.

ginger says mom says they cant help parsley with his quest. the guards are gonna keep a big eye on us and theres a big thing happening tomorrow.

senna notices zen holding his head. hes hearing a strange noise? almost like the connection but different oh no. hes only getting weird noises on the otherside to god thats not good. senna comments either the feywilds fuck with the connection, or those bots that got dragged away are doing...something.

ginger leaves. parsley flops onto his dusty bed. wheatley flops next to him, senna sits by him. teya asks why ginger isnt allowed to fix him. he suspects he wont get fixed until he does something for his mom. teya offers to make a 'deal' with parsley so he HAS to leave the feywilds and finish the quest or die lol.

teya asks why parsley left anyway. before parsley explains theres a knock at the door damn. its basil, they dont look happy to see parsley. they want to talk in private. he tells teya to not even bother going invisible. teya mutters in sylvain 'nice to fucking meet you too.'

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raz dnd 30

time to take on the feywilds! we see a big ol manor. dusky skies, dense forest, fancy hedges. parsley soo doesnt wanna be back here lol. says he has no idea where we are. teya says her sibs said they have family vaguely around here. parsley says no, avoid strangers please. have to avoid teya's relatives cause their gonna know the contract wants her. no woods wandering either. stay on the path!

parsley yells at wheatley teya and zen to stay on the path. senna is fine shes not dumb xD lights arent on in the manor. zens going to knock oh no. nothing but silence. time to find a path. senna links an arm with teya to keep her close. we find a straight path through the woods.

parsley asks if we know the rules of the feywilds. 'dont be yourselves!' dont accept any offers of anything. dont say thank you. best behavior watch out. teya awkwardly asks parsley about his leg. he asks about the stab wounds. he lies about believing everything will be ok xD wheatley hands parsley a flower and he says to not pick them. SP tries to go into the woods and gets scooped up.

some of the trees are moving oh no. parsley says thats normal lol. "wait until it starts raining flowers." oh neat. teya is messaging parsley about the twins friend abby that disappeared and he knew an abby. one of the moving trees is literally walking on the path and theres a house in it. theres a redcap inside! he pops his head out and checks us out.

parsley does a stupid bow and introduces himself and tries to get his name xD 'like from the court?' oh hes known joy. trying to find the court. no were not family pets. 'potentially' thanks man. talking about firbolgs. hes asks her name zedalia. hes trying to fucking take it wtf. hes trying to sell us stuff now wtf no. hes seen some bots that look like wheatley with red eyes the woods took em. he wants to talk to him privately? no he WANTS a word, no hes not giving you any fuck off. parsley says its a classic. teya gives him the word artichoke lol. he points into the woods of course asshole. fucker is blocking the path. move asshole.

welcome to the feywilds.

we see a hand reach out trying to drag itself onto the path. its a robot! then something drags it back into the forest. dont piss off the woods. the path begins to move and it splits in two great. going on the right path. were back at the fork somehow coming from the left. going back the previous way i guess. just a straight path now.

wheatley fucking asks the path if it can take us somewhere with medical attention. no response. the path splits in 8 for fucks sake. gonna keep following parsley on path 1. he asks teya if this is what she wanted lol. we see that fucking redcap again. he offers to get us out for a cost. we dont want it. teya is trying to fucking message the guy and senna grabs her but she just says it outloud. he wants parsley to put in a good word for him xD his name is fiddlefink. parsley finally agrees against his will xD

grabbing onto the walking tree! off the path and into the woods. some of the trees move out of the way. walking up a steep incline. then its sliding down. we approach a big town in front of a castle!

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raz dnd 29

flash of light! were in the remains of a village, burnt down. abandoned. overgrown. teya's hometown. lovely. 1 house still standing but in poor shape. oh boy. wheatley takes teyas hand she needs support. following teya inside.

the inside is rotted and moldy eww. toys on the floor. teya says we should split up but cmon teya we dont wanna leave you alone xD wheatley is staying with her. senna sticks with parsley. looking around. need to find hints to the portal. senna follows parsley cause he decides to fuck off into the woods?

android just wanders into one of the rooms and theres a bunkbed all broken and rotted stuff. zen finds a photo of teya and tori. teya enters a room and begins tearing it up. wheatley just watches her. parsley is looking for the portal with senna. looking for specific signs like mushroom circles. dont see anything yet tho.

teya checks under the bed. lots of bugs under there eww. she sees a box! she grabs it and the sagging part of the bed is stuck on it ewww. its silver. its pretty locked. teya tries to slam the dagger through the lockhole. wheatley says theres better ways to do this. he starts lockpicking. he got it! teya says wheatley can keep the box. theres a rolled up scroll inside. she opens it and its all in sylvain and has her moms signature. she cant read it lol. wheatley puts the box in his token.

teya messages parsley she found the pact but cant read it lol. he starts heading back and lets senna know. android and zen finish so they go to another room. wheatley messages zen and says they found something neat, a weird paper! zen messages teya asking if shes ok cause mildew lol. androids in sunnies old room its boring lol. teya goes outside. bots follow.

zen gives teya the picture. he also shows senna lol. teya tosses parsley the pact. he blinks and rereads it lol. before he can speak he hears an etherial voice call out 'yes read that private thing outloud' its coming from behind teya! wheatley tries to punch it but it goes through. a wispy firbolg. teya looks pale. its her mom ewww. shes such a bitch why is she here. tori and sunnie didnt want the feywilds so she 'rushed'. teyas just like bye. parsley says shes stuck here cause of the pact. teya just keeps walking away so we follow. parsley says her plan was to bring her kids to the feywilds and get assigned roles but it doesnt say what roles. parsley threatens to kill us if any of us sign a fey pact.

ghost mom still following us, fuck off. teya tells her to fuck off lol. she just wants to see teya off, weirdo fuck off. now shes trying to justify herself to wheatley cuts her off and ignores her. parsley says its not specific in the pact which is the worst kind of deal. wow shes so stupid please make fun of her we want you guys too. wheatley keeps interrupting her based. teya teaches SP that shes a bitch lol. senna says wheatley could silver his weapon. he shows it to parsley but holds it away from him cause silver.

android says teya is fucked up cause of her mom, sigh thanks. teya says she didnt raise her lol. senna tries to ask her wtf she was protecting them even from its a small village. oh no shes trying something. she fucking possesses wheatley?! senna tells zen to call robotgod. zen cracks his knuckles and here comes god and they grab wheatley! oh hes mad forcibly connects. the bitch screams good! wheatley is ok! SP asks if bitch gone yes!

wheatley hugs robotgod, he dealt with her. teya asks where she went. shes contained in a soul jar lol. teya walks off to get something? oh. shes getting her families bones. ok then. gonna help her i suppose. just using your families and neighbors. senna holds onto any extra skeletons for teya. robotgod asks teya if she wants her mom in the jar lol. senna says teya should give her to spingledorf xD yippee! robotgod says teya could benefit from the jar tho. can use her as a source of power? wheatley takes her for a second and shakes the jar lol. god says the equipment might explode so i dunno.

back to pact talk. parsley says her soul cant move on until her deal is done so uh never. wheatley asks parsley to read the pact. in exchange to protecting the kids from any and all threats through the use of warlock spells they will be sent to the feywilds for unnamed roles. in the event of her death the kids must be collected by someone from the fey and taken care of until taken to the feywilds. bitch cant pass on since it wasnt fulfilled lol. jar is soundproof lol.

robotgod brings out a device to stick the jar in. dont overuse it, its a prototype. like a backpack. short rest time 2 hours! during the rest they come up with a plan. if we take teya shes gonna be stuck there together. parsley says we COULD leave her behind. wheatley says yeah we could kill the archfey like no? have teya become a warlock so her patron and the archfey duke it out? teya cmon dont go into the portal, stay HERE. please. maybe it doesnt count on teya cause she died? only in the feywilds fuck. no one collected them. maybe tori did something? they had wards on the house and parsley asks what kind. they disappeared after tori left. bizarre set of circumstances. android agrees with senna that teya should stay. shes just gonna be a hinderance. teya rolls her eyes and stands up. she walks away using hidden step, great.

following her rustling through the grass. she fucking flies away jesus. zen pulls out his token to follow her. senna throws her hands up "fine whatever" and walks away. parsley keeps re-reading the pact. senna watches him. teya asks if shes mad, senna says no shes just worried. teya wants to discuss her relationship with senna. she loved smierc. now senna. she didnt know him. not knowing her hurts too. omg she broke up with her. ladies, sennas single and depressed!

"If...that would make you happy, Teya." she finishes her drowning story. her brother tried to drown her at the age of 4. she survived cause her sister rescued her. he wound up dying somehow, she doesnt remember. she was then named heir and uh had to fight for her own survival every day after that. she chooses teya with every fiber of her being, having so much taken away from her at such a young age. one step at a time. (shes duuuuumped help her)

anyway on to parsley! he has no idea how to help fuck. uhh i made a joke in the chat so uh break up real not a break cool cool. putting her back in the box

parsley is so upset he cant figure out the contract cause its so shitty and open ended. he knows who the contractee is lol. ITS HIS MOM WTF. teya might actually be parsleys pet. anything ELSE we should know parsley? his moms an archfey so like what is he? crown prince?! parsley outranks senna this is hilarious. cant he just ask his mom to get rid of the contract? not a chance. what if parsley took teya's name? maybe. but he might count as a reprensentive but also teya was raised by her siblings. hmm. grasping at straws is what the fey do best! technically teya is a clone so ya know. we shouldnt bring the jar cause the bitch is in it but ya know.

first, find the portal. change teya's name. we trust you parsley. he got her name and can now transform into her xD Zedalia Wyntris is her new name cool. parsley can say teya's name tho xD push come to shove we have a silver box. parsley says take off that jewerly senna please. wheatley and SP have silver inside them. that should be fine. senna sighs and takes the jewerly off. shes trusting parsley. android comments about fey not liking silver oh no. just something to remember. in and out, super fast. might even take no time cause feywilds time is weird.

now to find the portal! teya ran the other direction of the portal when fleeing, so going that way. zen can find it i guess. teya might get to meet living relatives cool. senna says they might run into her friend ribbon, a pixie who was her friend and seamstress. found the portal! no idea how long parsley has been gone. hes been here 60 years but that means nothing in the feywilds. into the portal!

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zen goes to try and calm senna and confuzes her with hot tea from the token. like wtf. "zen why do you keep making soup? none of us can cook." back to the group cause senna is just confused. SP is poking everyone with a stick lol. android yeets the stick away. SP yells fetch and goes to get it. oh no. wheatley runs over and hugs senna nice. senna is just so confused lol.

SP has the stick and is returning to android. android pretends to throw the stick and SP gets sad unable to find it. android tosses it away meanie. parsley found the stick nice. senna has to stop more fetch its time to go.

were gonna pass someplace important to robotgod i guess? under reconstruction for when zorbolt is gone. where everything started. the start of robots! way before even android. after 2 hours we encounter faint remaints of buildings, barely anything here. wheatley runs toward it and vanishes?! its a barrier its invisible in we go!

lots of robots building and fixing the ruins nice. wheatley is just saying hi to everyone but their too busy building to say anything. big old temple in the center. zen says this is where his god became god basically. senna asks why it fell into ruin. it came under attack by the noble embers, rude of them. then he came upon novis and made it his new home. "it mustve been hard to leave his home a second time." wheatley says god looks like a weird guy with a beard lol.

robotgod was a mortal man once. very specific criteria need to be in place to become a god. 'wonder if thats what zorbolt wanted to do.' 'maybe he got closer than we feared.' senna asks if god was pursuing godhood but zen says it was just something that happaned, the world chose him. some gods are concepts. like sennas goddess of hope! teya asks when it stops being a cult and turns into a religion. is it a cult of the god is real? teya says its a numbers game isnt it? if a god runs out of followers they fade away.

senna asks if he would just return to being mortal. wheatley hates that lol. zen has no idea but he knows no one can beat his god lol but he would probably fall into a coma. many many coma gods now. wheatley wants to wake them and thats what god is doing. wheatley says it seems lonely. teya asks if thats why we got those books. god wants to save as much religions as possible.

the land was once prosperous and the gods were in harmony. (then everything changed when the fire nation attacked?) teya summons nova and just sends them out to scout. senna just looks over the temple. wheatley asks what this town was called. Bastille. gods first workshop is around here probably. even android hasnt seen it so field trip! senna goes with them.

nova sees armored robots patrolling and keeping the area safe. she sees some of the bots go on alert and go in a specific direction. she follows.

ANYWAYS to the workshop. a circular mostly broken down ruins. some bot remaints on the ground. lots of decayed tools. some of the first bots. android says its underwhelming lol. wheatley wants to call god lol. gods just staring at the ruins. been a while. he tried to keep it maintained when he became a god. wheatley is so excited to see him lol. he says he mostly tinkered and made gadgets for the town then he got ambitious and eventually made a construct. very basic but got built up. wheatley became more than what he was designed to be. when he made a very advanced bot he became filled with power and he ascended.

MEANWHILE nova is still going. she has to stop and sees the bots gathering at the edge of town. parsley sees a bot with a sword running and he follows. nova sees the bots leave the barrier so its going back to teya to be normal then goes after. parsley sees the bots have formed a line at the barrier, making a wall. he sees a bot get thrown through the barrier all wrecked so he flies through to see. he avoids a crossbow bolt! theres a mob of people with a banner! a heavily armored one yells to wait for them to gather and then use a scroll.

teya sees parsley almost get shot. she messages senna and says shit is happening. senna relays and asks teya whats happening. parsley sticks his head back out to check lol. great they see hes not a robot. great their using the scroll. antimagic field?! 100 feet?! the bots just collapse. parsley feels like shit F. zen uses his token to find them but their offline. oh no. senna runs back toward the temple.

welp the mob is going toward parsley and teya. she picks up parsley and runs into town. she avoids a bolt. senna sees some bots have stopped moving. teya avoids another bolt. senna follows the trail of off bots. SP suddenly turns off oh no! android falls over! senna remembers and drags android away from the field. he wakes up thankfully. its up to her and wheatley!

its a big radias. we see teya running away! she dodges another bolt! wtf why is it the noble embers. senna is going to slow them while they get the fuck out. parsley yells at the mob to suck his nuts or something. senna nods at wheatley and they stand their ground. some still follow teya. roll initiative! teya avoids a bolt but it shoots parsley in the wing wtf.

also teya forgot she has counterspell dammit

senna and wheatley keep being stabbed lol. we kill 1 guy!

cutting back to teya. they see android and zen! android pulls out his rifle and snipes one in the head. they get out of the circle! she puts parsley on the ground and stands in front of him and begins casting! roll initiative!

they keep going back n forth in the antimagic field the cowards. androids got a gun so like hes fine. teyas dumping out skeletons. parsley is just trying to stand lol. zen is flipping people behind him. the skeletons kill one nice.

back to group 1! killed one nice but we keep being stabbed.

back to group 2! more stabbings for teya! android kills another dude nice.

group 1! wheatleys gun is our savior i swear.

group 2! teya stop getting stabbed, androids running the shooting range. the last guy runs to parsley and takes him hostage! parsley just taunts him so he slices his wing the dick! teya apologizes to parsley for what shes about to do, what? she casts firebolt on parsley?! the cultist freaks out and androids snipes him in the head. teya is trying to put the fire out and sobbing lol. used his greator potions. his wings are still fucked. zen says god is sending something to fix this and some bots teleport in with machines and it shoots a beam and reduces the antimagic field! some of the bots that got shut off get up.

group 1! wheatley stop being stabbed. we got magic back yay! senna instantly deals 42 necrotic magic by grabbing a guy lol. wheatley uh missed oh well. great senna gets charmed wtf. shes walking away. wheatley lunges at who charmed senna and shocks his head. but some asshole uses counterspell.

group 2! senna fucking walks past them. she stops, starts swearing and starts rushing back. teya and android follow. wheatley is getting his shit kicked in. and now hes frightened wtf and runs away. we see him run past us. teya yeets circle of death at the fleeing cultists. they got away tho fuckers. one tries to circle of death us in return. fuck.

time to go get wheatley. he turns around and starts blasting lol he didnt realize it was us lol. senna searches the dead guy for info and just gets the dagger. time to get back. wheatley is very serious about getting a counter charm.

we get back to parsley and senna and wheatley are fucking horrified and go to heal him. healing didnt work. also unable to heal teya. fuck. she clenches her fists and starts looting the other dead cultists for info. zen is going to try and patch parsleys wing to keep it attached. parsley says fuck off dont touch. he says they cant fix it. senna messages teya and asks if spingledorf can fix it. now theres an argument. wheatley is fretting over him.

parsley tries to stand and each movement moves the broken wings and it hurts like hell. senna goes over and suggests someone in the feywilds that might help. he refuses to make eye contact. senna keeps pressuring him. he really doesnt wanna go back there. senna asks if he would rather be a clipped bird the rest of his life?

senna turns to zen and asks if his god could find a feywild portal for us. it might take a while. senna asks if sunnie might know. there was one near their old home but she doesnt know if he will. senna kneels down and asks parsley to let her stabilize his wings. he fucking stays quiet. senna turns to zen and asks for a medical box shes gonna try and stabilize his wing. she stabilizes it good glad he let her.

yep theres a portal there. zen asks how far off the path it is and wheatley snaps that parsley cant fight like this. teya says if god wont teleport us were asking spingledorf. god suddenly levels us up wtf. god allows it and teleports us! cliffhanger!

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[who-is-shades]

raz dnd 27

woke up from long rest. senna still cant contact her god. wheatley is asking zen where organics go when they die wtf. he guesses it depends on ones faith. for example organics that worshipped robotgod now live in his domain and some of them are even robots now! most are in the giant tube. teya is horrified lol. wheatley asks teya what will happen to her lol. zen says he knows? the souls that dont believe just get reincarnated. wheatley wants to meet teya again lol. zen comments teya wont be herself anymore but shuts up lol.

wheatley asks senna and she says bad people go to bad places but good people can just kinda choose where to go. wheatley wants to meet her again and she gives him a fond sad smile. SP rolls over to teya and sits on her foot. wheatley wants to ask parsley lol. SP rolls into parsleys tent and scares the shit outta him. he rolls out, knocks, then goes back in. 'parsley, fetch!' 'SP you have to wait for a response!' 'i heard you?' 'you have to wait for an ok!' SP rolls out and keeps knocking on the tent. parsley sighs and lets him in.

"Parsley, die?" he blinks and says no. SP rolls out to wheatley and says "Parsley no die." wheatley doesnt think fairies are immortal. time to question him lol. Parsley shrugs and thinks he gets reborn he has no idea. wheatley just wants everyone to get reincarnated. senna says teya is a good person and can get reincarnated if she wants. parsley feeds rouge weird morning. teya wandered off lol.

android asks what he expects and wheatley shrugs. death is unavoidable for us wheatley hates that lol. senna says death is natural and its important what we do while were alive. wheatley says its still too short. she places her hands on his shoulders and says she wasted enough of her life, now she lives each day to its fullest. no regrets doing that. wobbly eye texture. hes scared. she says she can see him as much as he wants. now he looks conflicted.

"But we have places to go back to." "But we can spend time together anytime." "But your gonna leave." "But thats what memories are for." wheatley looks more conflicted. his memories are unreliable. senna says he still has the feelings. memories are feelings. its complicated. he says she could go with them? 'what?' become a robot senna join my metal band. senna sighs sadly and pats wheatley. "Your god would not want my prayers. And converting just for immortality seems extremely selfish. I know my path and my end. I am not afraid of where i go. Do not mourn for me,please. Simply remember what path i chose for myself." he nods sadly and goes to do repairs on SP to avoid us lol.

senna messages teya to let her know what and goes to play solo shogi. parsley is awkwardly taking down his tent lol. now hes talking to rouge and trying to make her turn into a bracelet. SP rolls over to senna and the two of them stack the pieces aww. wheatley is trying hard to preserve and backup these memories. wheatley is sitting with zen quietly. zen pats him. teya messages parsley she wants to talk. hes being dense on purpose lol.

teya sighs and goes to find him. she comes to camp and grabs parsley xD parsley yells at wheatley to help but he stays still. android smirks and waves bye. parsley starts hitting teya in the arm. wheatley asks senna to show him shogi. parsley escaped lol and flies out of reach. parsleys axe of warning starts going off! prepare for trouble!

we hear a high pitched cry and a giant hawk goes toward parsley! he dodges! wheatley shoots it and it flies off lol. parsley flips it off. he lands and dusts himself off. teya grabs him again lol. he escaped! zen asks what teya wants with parsley. parsley says its not important and we should just leave but teya is like no dumbass. wheatley begins working on his human form i suppose?

wheatley called parsley a dick then says you are what you eat. SP rolls over to parsley and asks if he eats dick. senna cant breathe shes laughing too hard. parsley is also dying lol. wheatley has to collect SP lol. teya tried to grab parsley again. once more he escapes. wheatley grabs parsleys wrist. just let teya do what she wants right now lol. parsley wants to drop it. wheatley says nah. teya doesnt wanna force this but its important cause she cares. parsley just wants to forget this. teya sighs and apologizes to parsley about something. parsley is like this is too personal and agrees to walk off with teya lol.

teya apolgizes for hurting parsley. hes so awkward hes not looking at her lol. meanwhile wheatley plays shogi against android. senna watches. wheatley is getting his ass beat. SP rolls over, puts down a piece, beats android in 1 move, and leaves. parsley kicks the ground and sighs. he doesnt want an apology hes fine hes totally lying lol. shes sorry cause she threw something personal back in his face. he scoffs and says he said that as a warning and is glad she took it to heart. now their arguing cause hes being a bitch lol. teya says hes important to her and that shuts him up. how was he supposed to know that, by observing dumbass.

teya calls him a dense asshole. hes so confused wtf. bonds are a foreign concept to him i guess lol. he just throws his hands up lol. teya grumbles and shoves the journel at parsley and stomps off. parsley is celebrating something now? oh no. now he cant bring it up lol.

meanwhile android is beating wheatley very much at shogi lol. teya makes it back to camp. senna comments teya is a bit red. teya says parsley is clueless lol. senna walks over and gives her a 4-leaf clover she found. wheatley asks and teya says she had to apologize and stuff. android says she doesnt think before acting. SP rolls into the woods to find parsley. he sits on his foot lol. he fetched parsley xD

when they get back SP yells he fetched parsley xD wheatley says senna wont help him cheat at shogi xD parsley offers to eat the pieces and senna says their rocks dont do that. hes eaten rocks before what. android says he hopes parsley knocks out his teeth. parsley says he will shoot his teeth like bullets. wheatley is freaking out lol. parsley is just laughing. androids gonna fucking hit him. wheatley tries to stop android and trips. senna notices and moves between both android and parsley 'ok thats enough.' time to finish packing up. wheatley gives SP his own sending stone lol.

parsley shoves the book back at teya and walked away lol. their good apparently lol. teya passes the journal to wheatley lol. android peeks over to read it lol. teya is pissed at him now. she says him reading it means he gives a shit lol. android says he wants to read something humerous. teya literally stands between android and the book xD wheatley keeps making noises and stuff so now android is more interested but no effort lol. wheatley says we should mind connect again sometime :P wheatley started reading some of it outloud and senna covered her ears. he tells teya to stop being reckless.

teya implies if she cant keep us safe shes better off dead so uh thats fucked. senna removes her hands and asks what happaned. wheatley goes to zen and says what teya said. senna stomps over and hoists teya in the air and says she is blessed to have gotten a second shot and isnt allowed to just throw it away recklessly. senna tells teya to drop the book they gotta look for more concerning info lol. teya lets wheatley takes the book. senna carries her away lol. the guys are now face deep in the book sksksk.

teya summons her familiar nova! kitty! wheatley taps the last paraghraph and shows parsley. parsley buffers cause raises of hands for people caring about him lol. senna finally puts teya down sadge. wheatley grabs zens hand and goes toward teya but she hidden steps aww. parsley uses fairy fire to find teya lol. teya sighs and goes into the network with wheatley. congrats teya feel the love. and wheatley feels all of teyas anxiety lol. soulmates but wheatley has no soul lol. sharing the loneliness.

teya fucking tries digging in wheatleys memories to see what happaned after the portal. wheatley panics, teya wtf. zen puts a stop to it immediately, dont do that wtf. unconnected. very disappointed in her right now. senna asks wtf did she do. wheatley interrupts zen saying he wasnt trying to let his fear of being abandoned show. stay out of there teya like wtf. your sleeping on the couch. wheatley tries telling us not to be mad at teya. parsley is staring at the ground. he tries to shake it off. he cant lie so hes just saying silent lol. he finally says hes fine but takes damage and flinches lol.

senna calls him out on lying lol. he says no-maybe stop looking at me xD senna sighs and turns to teya and says she showed an extreme lack of respect for wheatley. wheatley just wants them to stop fighting. teya says she was just worried cause he was hiding his fear. he says he didnt want to make her feel bad. she tries to be an open book. senna, with near disgust, just walks away. SP follows sadly trundling along.

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[who-is-shades]

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rick introduces himself to parsley. they shake hands nice. he looks at the ruins and says it was his prior target. guess were going in. he wants to see what his target was before finding a new purpose. its badly damaged since its been 900 years.

he has a zoom feature xD wheatley checks if he does lol. many of his features have been forgotten. wheatley zooms in on parsleys face lol. crumbled walls block the path. parsley flies over it. ricky fucking springs up the ledge wtf. of course wheatley wanna does that. he fails. senna helps him up. teya uses the broom and it smacks her. senna says she will help her but the broom suddenly shoots straight up!

ricky just goes to scout ahead. wheatley grabs the edge nice. the broom stops midair and goes into freefall. parsley goes to catch her but the broom moves to the side and keeps falling the asshole. parsley manages to catch the broom and he goes for a ride xD parsley threatens to put it in the token. it starts spinning fucking hell toward the ground. it stops fucker. talk about whiplash. at least their in the city.

senna zen and android get up somehow lol. parsley is just laughing on the ground and teya just weakly thumbs up. senna tells teya to compliment it. teya is just pissed. we dont see ricky. wheatley pings and hears one in the distance so we follow.

its barely a city now its all just rubble. some of the buildings have scorched stones and are blackened. wheatley comments he doesnt like that. android said it might not be just time that took the city down. senna rubs the stone to check how old it is. pretty freakin old. teya finally catches up. she scolds the broom and it shoves her lol. as soon as teya takes out the token it begins zooming around. it jabs her in the back lol. the broom got a 1 in the token it goes!

parsley asks where things go in the tokens. zen says its stored like bags of holding, connected to the domain. if the tokens get full it just wont let stuff in. its got a big limit. zen says not to put people in there they wont have air. wheatley could do it tho lol.

wheatley keeps pinging. we hear a ping but its rapid fire! run! wheatley pulls out his gun! zen and android fucking zoom off too. we make it to ricky, hes surrounded by more bots! one of them charges ricky and he dodges it. wheatley shoots one and it drops dead, the others have red eyes! they divide heading to wheatley and ricky! wheatly shocking graps one the fucking moron. thankfully he kills it but the other bots surround him and place the things on him! wheatley resists thank god. zen punches off a bot and android begins shooting!

parsley arrives! he tries to turn off a bot. he failed and hit it head first. senna and teya arrive! teya fireballs near rick. he keeps trying to dodge. senna scorch rays them and uses sanctuary on rick. wheatley sprints to rick. rick is doing a great job avoiding since senna sanctuary'd him. wheatley uses his handaxe on the nearest bot and kills it. zen crushes his bot and android stabs his. parsley stabs it in the eye with his dagger. ricky grabs the remaining bot and bashes his knee in his eye.

wheatley checks for any other dangers then tackles and hugs rick lol. good job ricky. wheatley says we should get him a ward but zen thought they were sending him to gods, but its fine. he gives ricky his :( senna puts her foot down and says no, she will keep ricky warded as much as possible. ricky has found a symbol he recognizes. carved into the wall. The Noble Ember.

yep weve seen that before. ricky has old files about them. Enemy of the god of constructs and novis. wheatley says we saw it in the fish villiage. teya says they werent with the times its ancient lol. the carving dates about 890 years. teya says it cant be relevant anymore. ricky isnt up to date lol. parsley asks why they keep coming up.

ricky pulls files. A Radical group lead by Lazris, God of Ash and Souls. Lead a mighty army to attack places that worshipped other gods. wheatley hates this lol. thats all the info he has access too rn. The noble ember is the reason they got built, at least at first. A defense.

rick got what he came here to do. time for him to go. wheatley tells him to look for lil bro if he needs a guide. rick salutes and zen pulls out a portal for him. bye ricky! parsley wanders off then comes back eating moss lol.

(moss stole kay's wife btw)

android asks if parsley just puts anything in his mouth. parsley laughs so hard he chokes. wheatley says he thinks he knows what it is and parsley laughs harder. android just stares at wheatley lol and scoffs. teya side eyes wheatley lol. parsley asks wheatley where he learned that. 'your mom!' then says hes been around at bars and armies lol. parsley laughs even more.

senna is tracing the wall symbol. zen goes over and asks if shes ok. she just turns around and walks away. android fucking follows her wtf why. senna goes about picking up pebbles. "you seem to be quite familiar with this symbol." she nods and says her lady told her a lot about them. her goddess, Izaris. he says hes never heard of her. she says their main task is to help. his god wouldve known. shes been in there for about 300 years she doesnt know how old the religion is. The goddess of Hope. senna continues to pick up pebbles.

he says no new gods have risen in that time. senna isnt an official acolyte so she doesnt know. hes gonna ask his god about this. senna says she hasnt spoken to her lately, she might be mad at her for working with another god. he wants her to call her god. she gets into her usual meditative stance, then her head slumps forward. she hears nothing and sighs and gets up. senna goes back to getting pebbles.

meanwhile parsley and wheatley are wrestling lol.

he asks if her god is usually this silent. usually no, but the last couple of months its been less and less. perhaps her god is losing power. senna fills with despair. 'that means something happaned, right?' he didnt mean to say that outloud. senna does appreciate that honesty though. or her god is too busy could be that. senna just holds her hands together, bothered. he sighs and manages to ask her whats wrong lol. she opens her mouth to say something but shuts up and says its probably nothing.

he sighs (in relief the asshole) and drops it. senna offers to play shogi with android. yay he agrees! shes gonna teach him nice. she learned it from her grandfather who got it from overseas. she looks forward to it as he goes back to zen. wheatley is currently suplexing parsley. parsley kicks him in the head xD

time to continue! they keep wrestling lol xD parsley is playing dead pft. wheatley hits him with a brick. no response. wheatley asks senna to fix him and senna is like wtf did you do. android fucking kicks him xD hes alive! parsley kicks him in the knee but it hurts. wheatley says android learned how to roughhouse lol.

wheatley asks senna where she went but she just waves him off cause its time to go. over the walls and onto the path. senna writes shogi rules in the meantime. time for camp! soup!

senna has a spot in the dirt. she seperated the pebbles into black and white, then draws a board in the dirt. she ripes out some pages and sets them out for android. wheatley is tinkering with SP near teya. teya is napping cause shes exhausted lol. zen says she cant sleep yet she needs soup! senna wiped the floor with android.

wheatley yells at senna to go easy on him and senna snaps out of it. she wasnt trained to go easy. she awkwardly says she wasnt allowed to play as a kid, and wasnt allowed to lose. shogi was for planning battle strategies. wheatley asks when he can kill them. 'i think you missed your chance for that.' 'well i hope your doing better now.'

senna apologizes for fucking stomping android but he demands she doesnt. hes gonna get her back. finally some competition! she beats him easily again. hes so mad how did she do that xD again!

SP is poking teya with a stick lol. an hour passes and senna pauses the game for her dragon meditation. they shake hands, good opponents. she leaves the stuff out so he can continue to practice. he calls her a wall lol. wheatley says senna should give him some strategies. senna says she can, but shes gonna knock them over lol. she goes to meditate.

SP throws the stick and tells teya to fetch. SP says parsley taught him lol. wheatley doesnt understand the implication. teya awkwardly plays along and uses mage hand. SP stops and says ispy! parsley guesses the stick. parsley sees something shiny and feeds rouge. wheatley finishes tinkering with sp and sp goes to stare at the dirt board.

android is chilling against a tree thinking. parsley approaches and android fucking grimaces lol. hes fidgeting nervously wtf he wants to speak to him? android looks at him like wtf? he rolls his eyes and says what. parsley wants to talk about ricky numbers xD android is being difficult lol. parsley groans in frustration. he says he also changed his name, says he doesnt care what android does, but he gave away his name and no one can misname him. he offers the option to him if he wants. android is like what. he fucking glares at him he wants the motive. parsley says its just an option so he wont get deadnamed. android is so confused. no. declined. parsley nods and says thats fine and he walks off. android is so lost lol.

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[who-is-shades]

raz dnd 25

last time uhhh bye teya :(

awkward silence as they walk. android is just steaming in rage. kay is listening in since teya is gone lol.

walking for hours and we hear something stommping? here comes a giant metal beast made of random bot parts and peoples bodies strapped to it? already dead lol.

parsley and wheatley are so fucking tired lol here we go again. roll initiative!

android is pissed and just starts shooting at it. parsley hurls his axe at its head and hurls the other one then uses rage. wheatley uses heat metal. the creature attacks! it opens its mouth and fires out gas! senna is paralyzed! it attacks zen! but zen dodges nice. zen attacks! good job and he paralyzes it! senna unparalyzes herself nice but that uses her turn fuck.

android just keeps shooting. parsley yeets his javelin then misses his sword stab. wheatley uses branding smite on his gun nice. the beast is paralyzed lol. zen punches it nice. senna uses witchbolt nice. the beast falls apart!

parsley goes to collect his weapons. senna starts removing the organics bodies and parsley begins pulling it apart. it looks welded together. old circuits and one of those soul jars in it. parsley manages to take it out! wheatley gives him a thunbs up. senna tells him to break it. 'on it boss.' he flies up and yeets it at the ground. good job.

senna finishes removing the bodies. she inquires their souls were used in that power jar, and hes trying to control organics the same way he controls robots. (cave johnson is william afton) zen sighs and says its camp time, cause were all just tired. long rest!

we continue! nothing happens, more awkward hours. wheatley holds sennas hand this time. parsley carries SP. we come to a clearing in the woods. theres an abandoned building, looks like one from the time bubble but its ancient. an old outpost? wheatley drags senna with him toward it. he thinks its a mimic hes so sick of it lol.

its covered in foliage. its mostly empty with some panels. racks on the walls with robot bits, super rusty. wheatley ponders how he missed these things for 800 years. wheatley taps on the consoles but nothing happens. android finds a more intact screen and taps away and it flickers.

senna opens a door and inside is a stock of weapons. old, rusty, and broken. she goes to open the other door. a big metal table with a big old map with specific points on it. she picks up their current spot on the map. outpost map nice. she calls out and tells them.

zen comes in to check the map. he compares it to his projection. most are out of the way but 2 of them are on the path their taking. they'll talk about it at camp, since those might be too dangerous. he puts the pins on his map.

androids tablet turns on and displays files! theres an introduction file. goddamn cave johnson aperture sound lol. they can hear zorbolts voice. parsley walks in to hear this. senna comes in cause she hears parsley. zorbolt explaining the outpost, prepping for invasion. sleeping quarters down below for handlers. then its over.

wheatley asks if theres more files. theres a crackle of blue energy! theres a big flash of light! its spingledorf jingles crust. teya sent him? oh he brought teya!? shes dressed like a witch. spingledorf gave it to her and a magical broom lol. space core makes happy beeping noises and wheels over. wheatley looks distrustful. 'you chose to forget us. to leave them behind.'

android starts trudging over very pissed. she didnt wanna forget us. he punches her in the stomach ouch. 'yep deserved that one.' he walks away. zen gives her a big hug awww. 'am i allowed to just join back up?' wheatley says she chose to leave us behind. 'i couldnt do it.'

parsley asks if she got it out of her system. 'fuck you.' 'yep, there she is.' 'damn make up your damn mind.' 'want me to leave again?' 'that would be kinda funny.' sunnie convinced her to return? wheatley brightens up at that lol. sunnie read her journal xD wheatley says its gonna be a long time before he can trust her again. shes hopeful though.

senna slowly walks over and asks zen to put teya down. she just stares at her for a while. she slowly takes teyas hands and kisses her forehead. 'welcome back teya.' senna is holding back her tears a bit. (is she not mad? hmm) 'hey parsley. missed you.' 'fuck off!'

zen glows yellow again. he was just about to send bots to her lol. shes got lots of people to protect now. hes pissed, so many lives are in danger when she left. she just didnt see herself at able too. but he chose her. shes not alone. he says if she decides to jump again he will take her memory immediately. teya wants everyone to agree to let her in. android grumbles but allows it lol. wheatley says teya's negative talk is what made her leave the first time.

zen is back to normal and he hugs teya again lol. wheatley walks over and looks at her complicated. 'please dont leave me behind.' then he hugs her awww. then he tells her about the videos. gotta find the bunker. android slams on the floor and opens a hatch. now they wanna know wtf a video is lol android vaguely explains it. he gives up lol. wheatley explains it better.

wheatley wants to plug into the fucking tablets and project his memories oh no. senna talks him out but now hes trying to project with his eye. he finds one from when he woke up. waking up in a field of wheat.

back to the tablet video files. 1 more file, the others are corrupted. Plan of attack oh no. its asking for a password. android cant get in darn. parsley shoves wheatley over and asks him to try. he wouldnt know he was cannon fodder xD android gets it though lol. it was his name.

a map projection. army formations. outposts attacking certain kingdoms and projections of the areas. one with a giant wheat field in the background. its the closest to Novis. capture people or kill them if they fight back. bring back damaged bots for repair. wheatley is disgusted what he was made for. but he did fight wars after waking up.

senna goes down the hatch. parsley and wheatley follow. theres skeletons. parsley lights his torch. teya wants to put the skeletons in the token lol. dorf finally speaks up lol. no one cares teya wants the bones lol. wheatley asks if she can speak with dead but she cant.

teya stores 7 skeletons in her token nice. wheatley wont give her back the sending stone though. he squints and slowly hands it back when she says shes not going anywhere. teya suddenly gets launched at the ceiling lol. dorf says the broom is temperamental. then wheatley says he doesnt like spingledorf DX

parsley keeps lying that he missed teya and gets hurt lol. time to leave. wheatley is upset he isnt sp's favorite, its teya lol. senna thanks dorf for bringing teya back. time to go! 'may the wind be at your back spingledorf.' he disappears. wheatley fucking says he hopes he never comes back the bastard. parsley says senna has bad taste cause she likes dorf and is dating teya lol she hits him.

back in the woods! senna tells teya about the beast robot and the god juice stuff lol. zen says robotgod used the wards to understand the evil stuff and made better wards for them nice. as we walk teya gets pulled into the ground lol that broom is a dick. senna tries to lift her and the broom shoves teya right into her. senna is gonna try carrying her lol. the broom is tugging her backwards lol. teya threatens to put the broom in the token lol. gonna keep carrying her.

SP is doing donuts around them shouting about the broom lol. after hours we find a big plain. we see a giant structure in the distance. old crumbling walls its huge. a small kingdom? the road we follow doesnt go there but there is an old path that does. zen says we can go yay!

the grass is long. parsley and sp are too short lol. wheatley sees something in the grass. its an old rusted bot missing parts! wheatley covers sp's cameras. he asks parsley to take SP. senna asks if hes ok. he shoots a bolt directly into its head making sure the processor is destroyed. he wont let them get back up. zen says it wasnt necessary, its gone.

zen pulls out a scanner. its the battlefield. wheatley looks ill. the drone finds something! one of the bots isnt as damaged. time to go find it. parsley is still on babysitting duty. wheatley is pulling out some rope. we find a rusted but good condition bot. senna offers to tie it up for wheatley. gotta be careful and all that. we yank it from the ground cause its stuck. tie it up nice.

the switch is already on. oh. he turns it off and on. nothing happens. god shows up to help! its still affected when god turned them off. wheatley has us move out of the way. (rick portal lol) wheatley is checking him out. he asks about the war. wheatley asks android for help. android feels uh complicated. he does explain tho.

he can feel things! his mind is free! yay! no more control! but his purpose is gone. wheatley tells him he can pick his own. and god can help him if he wants. hes got nothing else going on so wheatley unties and helps him up. very rusty. wheatley hugs him lol. they talk about their handlers. rick asks wheatley his designation. its just wheatley now.

meanwhile senna and teya talk about war. and teya pisses off parsley about treating kids like pets lol now senna is trying to message him.

rick says he wouldve been on the frontline if he hadnt been shut off. wheatley wishes him the best. he introduces us to him nice. protecting us is his purpose ;-; rick can make his own choices! he introduces himself to us. senna shakes his hand. he registers her in his database lol. teya also greets him. a milipede falls off him and lands on teya lol. wheatley takes it off.

parsley tries to find us lol. wheatley pings him. rick has an alarm he thinks parsley is attacking and tries to tackle down but just falls over. wheatley introduces parsley lol. senna and wheatley pick him back up. Parsley hands SP back to wheatley and rick registers that fairies can fly. he gets to meet sp nice. robotgod grabs him and clears up the rust. he registers him as my lord lol.

rick is accessing old files. he knows god cool. he can access files easily, they are mostly undamaged. rick says wheatley can have files imported. androidis in his files ooo. wheatley corrects rick on the name. rick says it may be best to delete the corrupted files but says he can do what he wants.

#senna #dnd #dnd adventures

[who-is-shades]

raz dnd 24

last time was smiercs funeral sad. and a bad beach day lol.

teya fucks off by herself. senna follows behind her at a distance. sunnie also follows teya. teya locks herself in her room. senna goes around and cleans up and does little stuff. sunnie collapses at the dining table with wheatley. parsley helps senna clean. zen and android are just hanging outside. reminder parsley is disguised as an elf woman.

the next day is sunny. parsley goes to get breakfast ingredients. teya snuck out the window i guess. the bots just shrug cause she wants to be alone. parsley goes in the store and realizes he has no idea what hes getting lol. the clerk asks if they need help and he lies and says 'nope'. he notices they were at smiercs funeral. so awkward xD. he admits he was here to support teya aww. the clerk hopes they can help her, then he talks shit about parsley xD and talking shit about the feywilds. parsley just walks away. hes buying like a fuckton of butter oh no. honey milk and juice. he also got bacon eggs and bread. jam cookies and sausages.

teya is sitting by smiercs grave with her books. parsley sees teya in the distance. he keeps walking cause he feels awkward. time to make breakfast! senna sticks her head outside and asks zen for help cause uh she cant cook lol. parsley helps and also eats some butter lol. zen says thats not healthy but senna says fey love butter so its fine. 'how tf do you know that?' 'oh i have a friend named ribbon, shes a pixie.' then she pours sunnie some juice. hes just a sad sack and just stares at it. he sighs and takes a sip then goes back to moping.

teya is uh looking for a solution oh no. shes sending a bunch of fuck you's to cirmes oh no. senna puts a plate by sunnie but hes unlikely to eat right now. at least he has the option. she gently knocks on teya's door. parsley says shes at the grave. senna is mentally debating going after her. she puts the plate on the table and heads outside. she buys something from the token hmm.

senna sees teya and cautiously approaches but keeps some space. she notices but doesnt say anything. senna just stands there. parsley is trying to make sunnie eat and wheatley helps. sunnie shoves food in his mouth just to make them stop hes so pissed lol. wheatley is satisfied though.

teya huffs and uses hidden step. senna goes to investigate the graveyard. none of the graves look disturbed. she senses faint necrotic magic but she cant find the source. senna heads into town to try and ask about smierc. she approaches an old woman (oh no) and tries to ask some questions but she starts telling her about her son the potion seller. senna follows her to the potion shop. its john the potion seller!

senna explains that how was smierc was found to be odd. she asks about the flowers. they were red poppies. she asks if smierc had them delivered but they were there when they found him. they saw a man in a plague doctor mask leave. she thanks him and buys some health potions. she also goes to buy some oil flasks from the general store. she puts it in the token and he asks if its elven magic lol. she says its not. she waves bye and heads to the library.

parsley is feeding rouge and wheatley is still trying to feed sunnie. teya is investigating the library. its dark and empty. she closes the blinds and lights a lanturn. shes looking for any indication of cirmes. she fails to notice anything lol. she also cant find anymore useful necromancy books.

senna sees the blinds are closed, but shes not surprised. teya snuffs the candle and hidden steps again. she doenst detect any magic or any presence of cirmes. like he was never here. no letters or anything. there is a black and white photo picture of baby teya aww. senna picks it up and is just looking at it. she dusts off the photo, puts it back, and goes to the back room. it smells like a blown out candle.

senna takes out her rapier and asks whos there. no response. she looks for whoever is hiding. teya tries to sneak around her and succeeds. she goes out the door lol. senna hears that lol. she goes back to examining the room. back to the house.

billy set up some signs to the portal for beachness lol. teya sneaks back in her window. senna arrives. zen says they really need to get going soon. god wants them to get a move on. senna comments she last saw her at the library but spooked her off. sunnie goes invisible lol. zen uses the token to find her and yep shes in her room. he goes and knocks and says they have to go. wheatley also calls out to her.

after a minute she comes out. parsley reminds her to put her armor on. she shrugs her stuff on as zen tells sunnie to take care of himself. teya hugs him. sunnie tells her to be careful. wheatley goes to hug him and tells him to take care of himself too.

back to the portal. billy is there doing sign tricks. we make him go back cause were gonna close the portal. we see a scarecrow at the entrance of town. parsley fucking attacks it. theres another one after the first falls over. its pointing. guess were following it. line of scarecrows. parsley is trying to torch the nearest scarecrow. it slaps him in the face lol. he tackles it dammit. wheatley tries to scoop him up. more scarecrows show up and slap parsley. he bolts after teya carrying parsley lol.

its the fucking cabin. oh no. parsley gets smacked again lol. senna uses spare the dying on teya. when wheatley shows up she also uses spare the dying on parsley. teya goes in. wheatley puts down parsley and tries to stop teya from attacking cirmes. yeah shes mad. we cant beat him. he will kill us. cirmes says he can hear us lol. parsley tells him to stfu.

random corpse on the table. he points out teyas bones she gave him lol. he brought us here about smierc. his spirit isnt at rest i guess. unfinished business with teya. he wants to talk to her, if teya lets cirmes do it. she wants her friend back. he says hes gone and he cant change that, she just has this chance to talk to him. she turns to everyone to see their opinions. everyones ok with it.

I KNEW IT ITS FUCKING SMIERC! I FUCKING KNEW IT YOU FUCKERS. FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU

wheatley is startled and falls over. parsley goes wtf. senna says that explains why there was no sense of cirmes in the library. he explains he IS dead. he was this the whole time. he brought her back as cirmes. he did it at first as an experiment. making a lich without taking a life. hes happy she got a body back. he came to care about her. he genuenly loves her and wants her to be happy. thats why he gave sunnie the shop. sunnie didnt know about this. smiercs story ends. everyone has an end. cant avoid death forever. he wants to be as close to it as possible. by becoming a lich. he MUST continue his research. he will find his own way. teya doesnt wanna lose him again. such is loss. she has much experience with loss. its a unique breed of pain. he says she will find a place where she will belong, of support. time heals all wounds. stay strong teya.

teya asks why hes leaving if he knows how painful it is. hes right where he must be. death simply arrives when it wants to. parsley says he is picking it though, cirmes tells him to shut up lol. then he says hes not wrong lol. smierc was too dangerous to keep around. teya and sunnie made him consider giving up. but he just cant. teya says she still needs him. he puts his hands on her shoulders and says she doesnt 'need' him. she can do amazing things and not let his death hold her back. hes merely a ghost that wanted to say goodbye.

wheatley speaks up and asks what they buried. it WAS him, just teleported out. once he puts the mask on, its only cirmes. teya uses mage hand and takes the mask lol and sends it to parsley. he just sighs and asks her not to be difficult. parsley grabs the mask and wheatley looks scared and steps back. he just pulls out another mask lol. he says cirmes will try and kill them if they fight, dont hold back if they do fight. goodbye teya.

senna steps between teya and cirmes. wheatley and parsley wait for teya to make a decision. she cant move. senna gently puts her arms around her and walks her out. cirmes says she can reach her if need be. senna scoops her up and wheatley opens the door. teya weakly waves back at cirmes, but he doesnt wave back the bitch. the door closes.

senna walks away holding teya as she sobs. the cabin is gone. parsley is still holding the mask. zen is just relieved were going. senna sets teya down when she asks. she says she cant go. she says shes not strong enough. shes going home. wheatley is heart broken. zen says we need her, we cannot beat zorbolt with only 3 of us. 'what good is a necromancer against a bunch of constructs?' every fight she ends up on the ground. her family problems are why were behind. teya we literally cant do this without you. parsley says 'no your coming with' senna goes to pick up teya but zens glowing yellow and says stop. wheatley is yelling in rage cause its bullshit. god says he wont take anyone unwilling. teya tells wheatley to keep in touch. wheatley is so mad.

senna puts teya down and says she hopes teya is strong enough to protect sunnie when the enemy comes. 'if i survive...ill come and see you.' senna hands over the space dress and goes through the portal without looking back. teya says she will miss parsley. android says people rarely get the chance to fight for a bigger ideal, shame she threw it away. he wouldve always protected us, inspite of her apparent weakness. he thought she would do the same. then he leaves. parsley says he will miss her too. teya hugs him. she tells him to kick androids ass for her. he goes in the portal. god zen says he hopes teya lives a good life and zen is back to normal. he hugs her and hopes they can still be friends. through the portal, and it closes.

for the record we took a break cause i started ugly sobbing wtf

also uh teya will lose her memories soon. so. that.

wheatley is beating up trees in the woods and screaming. senna silently goes to stand at the town exit without speaking. parsley demands zen send him back he wants to yell at teya. zen doesnt wanna and says they have the sending stone instead. parsley says gods gonna wipe her memory. wheatley hears this and runs over. he says to send him back right now too. teya doesnt know the consequences. zen says no and android also says no. fuckers. wheatley makes a loud mouth noise. android snaps and says she abandoned everyone. yes were aware, but they need to yell at her about it. zen still refuses. teya has a day to change her mind (she wont) wheatley says she left us to die. hes gonna be useless and a liability in there. the ward isnt foolproof. we only have 2 useful party members to put him down if he fails. he thought he finally found his purpose and she threw him away. 'fuck her'

parsley is just staring at the ground. he walks off pissed. heading toward the exit, with the bots following. wheatley tries to hold his hand. parsley takes it. SP speaks up and says "teya, family?" wheatley says teya has left. SP makes sad noises and slumps into itself, keeps rolling. wheatley waves goodbye to beach billy. it immediately becomes cooler from leaving the beach town. just walking down the road.

we stopped cause i have a raging headache. fuck you raz and kay. im gonna get back at you somehow just you fucking wait. fuck you.

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[who-is-shades]

raz dnd 23 beach episode!

wheatley is out of eeby deeby! space core does donuts around them and says "i spy dad!" happy whirring noises. he doesnt sense the awkward air lol. zen is looking at his map. long straight path ahead of us for the next several hours. after a day well find a town with a big lake!

teya hopes the towns in better shape than the last one lol. dododo walking for hours. ope somethings coming. long ass neck comes out of the woods?! brontisaurous?! its pissed or something making a beeline for us! a great shadow is cast. a giant fucking bronze dragon grabs it and flies off! nice.

parsley asks if senna knows that guy sksksk. 'maybe my great uncle randy.' teya is dying from laughter. time skip! bedtime i miss the dragon. parsley goes to stargaze. senna does more dragon rug stuff. wheatley offers his book to teya since hers got burned. teya is bothering parsley lol. she flies up to bug him.

now shes bugging him about his familys pet human fun! 'for what its worth i did listen.' she has her reasons for going to the feywilds but shes gonna be careful. she just likes pissing him off lol. shes looking for answers and if he knows something to please tell her. hes just quiet. "so. did you recognize something in the book?" he grips his arms tighter but stays quiet. so thats a yes. 'you know who my mother made a pact with?' 'do you know what the pact was for?' nope she only knows after the blew up the town they had to go to the feywilds and tori and sunnie said no.

he sighs and asks if sunnie would know. 'you wanna ask him?' 'well i might fucking need too!' she thinks it might be in the book but she doesnt know. parsley goes to wheatley and gets the book. he cant seem to find it hes just skimming oops hes gonna have to read it. wheatley is trying to read over his shoulder lol.

he gets near the end before finding the passage. he sighs and holds his head in his hands.

she thinks its not a good sign how invested parsley is in this lol. 'take it you found something?' 'you fucking think?' theres a chance if she goes to the feywilds she might be able to leave cool. deals still need to be fulfilled, so shes fucked. doesnt matter if her moms dead. a deals a deal. wheatley comments that fey live a long time, a decade is nothing. android says to not go to the feywilds jingles crust. teya is so pissed she wants to look for family. android says any family left is probably enslaved. teya would be a goddamn pet lol. of course we know shes going to go, cause she doesnt listen. a problem for another day, or preferably never!

long rest! senna finishes the dragon stuff, eats, then back to regular meditating. in the morning wheatley tells senna what happaned lol. senna comments that maybe the pact is trying to draw her in. teya tosses parsley the sending stone. he missed lol. SP gives teya a tiny flower aww. time to go!

as we travel we can see the town! huge ass lake and a big tower in the lake. beachy sand and waves and shit. the tower is glowing. every pulse makes the waves cool. people are surfing! the town is hot lol. an artificial vacation town. an old wizard man in swimtrunks and sunglasses fucking surfs on the land by us lol. surfer bro beach billy oh god. broski. wheatley says hes making a fake accent too lol.

he brought the beach here since theres no ocean lol. not salt water its fine lol. wheatley cant float lol. he asks zen to tell us whats in the lake lol. senna says they were just passing through and the town seemed interesting. he tells us to relax but its fine and points out the exit. off he goes surfing lol.

time to buy swimsuits! wheatley wants a bikini nice. we ring the counter bell and billy pops up lol hes wearing a different hat. wheatley wants a frilly one pog. senna messages everyone asking if dorf would wear a speedo. wheatley smacks her in the head lol. yay frilly suit for wheatley he wants it in blue! frilly blue bikini pog. and its free cool. and a sunhat!

senna gets a drapy blue swimsuit with a big bottom cape nice. teya normally doesnt use a swimsuit lol. parsley threatens the guy to not call him fairy bro again lol. parsley says something blue for teya, then smirks and makes it a bikini lol. senna comments it looks a bit plain so parsley starts rummaging but there was nothing there wtf. he just grabs one on a rack and shoves it at her. zen asks for an extra large one lol. senna sees a suit and hands it to teya and asks her to try it on, something skimpy. wheatley whispers to parsley that senna is flirting with teya. android said no swimsuit lol.

senna goes in the other changing room and changes. wheatley says this guy is better than spingledorf while looking for a suit for parsley. 'did you say spingledorf?' hes a friend he helped him set up the tower lol. senna steps out and asks teya if she needs help lol. it covers nothing lol. wheatley says thats the point. teya doesnt like the beaded skimpy one lol its stuck in her hair senna has to help lol.

zens wearing trunks nice. parsley is helping wheatley adjust his suit. senna finally freed teya and steps back out. parsley tossed her another one lol. parsley tells android they gotta kill the wizard lol. 'why are you planning to cause problems?' why does he even bother lol he doesnt do jokes. senna squeals and says wheatley looks great! teya steps out and yells at parsley to get a blue swimsuit! senna calls teya cute lol. senna yeets blue swimsuits at him. billy comments that he IS blue and he might look naked lol. wheatley finds a suit the same color lol.

they DO have a nude beach on the otherside. parsley is excited lol. and zen oh no. android would go but other people would be there lol. wheatley hands android a black towel lol. no. lol. theres another shop with beach supplies nice so thats where senna goes. teya heads right to the beach lol. senna peruses the racks first lol. wheatley keeps bringing android ugly swimsuits.

the water is nice and cool with some waves. wheatley sticks his hand in the water. nothing happens. nice. wheatley asks zen if he can fix him if he shorts out. it SHOULD be fine lol. senna presses the shop bell! its billy lol. senna heads to the beach and sets up an area and lays down nice.

wheatley cannonballs from a pier. he just sinks lol. hes dead. parsley cannonballs from the air. teya says theres no light on down there so zen goes to get him. he walks out holding his limp body yep hes not waterproof. he takes wheatley back to robot god. after 10 minutes wheatley wakes up. robotgod is tinkering with him. he fixes him up and makes him water proof lol. back to the beach!

teya yells at wheatley for scaring her lol. parsley tells him to do it again lol. wheatley asks parsley to bury him in the sand sksksksk. sp grabs a toy bucket and shovel and follows lol. senna is just soaking up the rays. teya calls her to come swim and she just waves her off lol. zen is flexing to beachgoers that come to flirt lol.

some big waves come in for teya lol. it comes up to where wheatley is buried! SP puts sand on wheatleys head xD SP points at teya and wants to bury her too lol. wheatley gets splashed a bit. billy is surfing nice. senna goes to unbury wheatley its gonna take a minute. some of the water flows in and senna tries to calm him. zen speaks up and is going to the nude beach with some people lol. wheatley asks if thats normal and senna says it varies from person to person.

wheatley still cant get out so senna widens the hole. parsley tells teya to come to the beach cause they totally dont wanna bury her. senna loosens wheatley a bit but hes still stuck. teya blinks and ducks under the water. some fish pass her legs lol. parsley puts SP back down and asks senna what shes doing. shes trying to help him cause hes freaking out and fails again. but wheatley gets his hands free! he gets splashed again and starts screaming. billy hears and comes over. parsley pulls wheatley out lol. senna calls parsley out and billy says its unrighteous lol. wheatley says he asked for it.

billy goes back into the ocean! senna turns around and heads back to her towel. parsley fucking grabs senna! 'guess where your going?!' parsley no. shes flailing. shes gonna bite him in the arm! he drops her in the water! big old splash. she does not come up. the bubbles are slowly disappearing. parsley dives in and sees her sinking and flailing. shes terrified. he catches up and grabs her. he cant drag her up. oh no. billy summons a whirlpool and it throws us out of the water. thanks billy.

senna is too busy coughing up buckets of water to respond. she looks like a wet cat. she wobbly stands up and tells parsley to come here. hes too afraid to come over lol but he does. she flips him upside down and sticks him in wheatleys hole. she takes him out after a minute and tells him not to do that again. then she does and collapses on the towel. SP rolls over and sits with her.

wheatley is building a sand castle. parsley gets messaged back from sunnie. senna messages teya she needs her. teya sees senna looks like a wet cat. she coughs hard and asks her to help fix her hair. teya asks wtf happaned. parsley left and wheatley is sand castling. SP speaks up and says parsley flew. billy fucking comes up and asks senna if she wants floaties xD she says no. teya is connecting the dots. she wails that parsley threw her in the lake shes so upset. shes crying the poor girl thank you teya.

parsley sees this and is just so awkward cause he has to talk to teya. SP sees him and rolls over and smacks him with the tiny shovel. parsley asks if hes ok. SP says no and hits him again and keeps hitting him lol. senna is blubbering about how rude he was like why would he toss her in the lake. she says shes afraid of the water shes never learned how but teya wants to teach her one of these days. thats how her brother died. SP rolls over and shakes his bucket at them. then turns around and goes to hit parsley again.

they see parsley just standing there. teya messages parsley like you good? sunnie responded he was crying. he told parsley to tell teya to message him its important. senna is giving parsley a miffed look lol. hope its not about smierc. senna goes and hangs out with wheatley and make sandcastles. SP gathers beach stuff to decorate the castles with. parsley goes to look for seashells but this is a landlocked lake lol. some people pass by and compliment wheatleys bikini <3

teya has gotten a bad message and has stopped pacing. senna asks if shes ok. she looks in shock. senna picks her up and carries her over to the towels. zen finally comes back lol. wheatley says senna almost drowned lol. senna messages parsley and says somethings wrong with teya. all teya can say is 'hes gone.' senna hugs and holds her tightly. Smierc was found in the library. Hes Gone. zen kneels down and puts a hand on her shoulder. senna messages parsley again what happaned.

teya stands up quickly and says she needs to go home. she starts heading away and senna follows. she stops and asks zen if his god will teleport them. god will allow it. teya shrugs her dress on over the swimsuit lol. zen makes the portal. teya just goes in. android is so lost lol. its raining in town lol. teya is trying to find sunnie. hes sobbing in the library. parsley realizes hes banned in this town so he transforms.

sunnie is reading some pieces of paper. they hug the poor guys. they dont know what happaned they just found him on the ground with a gentle smile and flowers around him. but the last person he saw was cirmes. wheatley tries to comfort him. he left sunnie a note. how much he cared. he left sunnie the library deed. teya is devastated. their prepping to bury him soon and he wants teya to stay for the funeral.

parsley and android fucking leave their so awkward he looks like an elf woman. senna got dressed quick while shes thinking. sunnie and teya have too many happy memories about this place. timeskip to the funeral! wheatley had wrapped the black towel around himself like funeral attire lol. burying smierc in a coffin its open casket. priest asks if anyone has something to say and teya says a poem.

they bury him. teya and sunnie are the only ones left but the stupids are in the back. senna seems deep in thought.

#senna #dnd #dnd adventures

[who-is-shades]

raz dnd 22

spooky themed dnd for late halloween joy!

spingledorf goes up to senna and says he fucking dug up methods to soothe her blood. '...soothe how?' oh no. he taps his staff on the ground and makes a magic circle. senna gives teya a glance and walks into the circle. no one else thinks its a good idea oh no. wheatley says he shouldnt do this while super charged, but it doesnt require his magic, just hers.

senna gets into a meditative position. wheatley steps closer but says nothing. teya is frantically taking notes (kay is eating pizza lol) senna focuses on the magic power flowing within her. the circle is glowing more. she can feel the draconic power surge. shes really hot rn! she imagines this power is a mighty dragon she must tame and equalize with. dont retaliate too hard itll fight back equally hard.

parsley fucking walks away the fucker. the dragon charges but senna wakes up before it hits. she has to meditatite like this more often. spingledorf gives her a rug of the magic circle to use. he suddenly clutches his chest oh no! he coughs up blood oh no! mortals shouldnt NOT have that shit. he expels the rest of the energy and it has some blood on it. its also a bit smaller. wheatley pokes the ball lol. senna messages parsley that he coughed up the god ball. she also uses cure wounds on dorf. senna says if you make the energy pill sized maybe that will work better. wheatley wants the orb dorf says no lol.

he puts a little barrier around the orb and lets wheatley observe it. SP calls it a tiny star. wheatley uses a magnifying glass! hes gonna share his observations with teya. android calls us all morons lol. hes not exactly wrong. senna still goes with splitting the orb into small pieces for efficiency and safety. dorf is gigabraining about making a storage device for a body. dorf tells wheatley what the orb. wheatley wonders if it can be used to make other things and wants a small amount if dorf can ever split it. wheatley really wants to use it and study it.

dorf offers to tell us info while he studies this. dorf doesnt want us risking our lives on his behalf. he needs to stay safe too. dorf tells wheatley he isnt expendable and he should see his own value. he goes to look for parsley. 'may the wind be at your back spingledorf.' dorf fights to come up with a comeback xD senna uses presti on him to clean him up a bit. he just flies away lol.

parsley sees a big old house on the side of the path in a clearing. sus. he hears someone tapping on a window? a lights on. banging on a door. a sign asking for help. he goes to listen to the window on the second floor. he hears a bunch of footsteps and struggling and dragging and stuff. he smashes the window open. the house goes still. he fucking leaves! the lights all go on and the house is alive.

MONSTER HOUSE! carpet tongue grabs parsley and tries to drag him in! its a giant fucking mimic! failed, he gets pulled in through the door. its gonna eat his dumbass.

wheatley also finds the house. it looks normal. he can hear parsley screaming lol. parsley just flies above its mouth since the house is stupid. parsley yells out to wheatley the house is evil. the house goes to normal. parsley comments the wallpaper is nice lol. front door is locked. wheatley lets us know while parsley looks for a way out.

teya "are you fucking kidding me?" evil how? parsley finds a bunch of mannequins. he stabs one lol then goes upstairs. parsley tells wheatley it tried to eat him. teya tells us and senna comments she didnt know mimics could get that big.

parsley sees lots of doors. he goes to open a door. its stuck. its also a mimic. parsley is so fucking mad. wheatley tells us lol. android says of course parsley would get eaten by a giant mimic. parsley gets bit cool. we uh havent long rested yet. so uh. yeah.

wheatley is trying to break down the door as we arrive. teya firebolts the door. the home is mad again lol. wheatley and teya are stuck to the porch the idiots. the doors stop chewing parsley and spit him out and hide. rug grabs teya! senna firebolts it and it screams and lets go. the floor starts moving teya closer inside, cheater. senna tells parsley the house is eating teya. a big eye looks at parsley on the stairs and it turns into a slope. he starts flying lol. the tongue smacks parsley! senna keeps firebolting the house.

parsley flies out and tries to pull teya off while teya fireballs into the house. it lets teya go as it screams and coughs in pain. teya gets the fuck out of there. android is just annoyed lol. senna keeps launching attacks on the house. IT STANDS TF UP. wheatley shoots it in the leg! we back up after SP and teya attack lol. stupid fuckin house. wheatley tries to get behind it to shoot it in the knee, barely avoiding the tongue. senna firebolts the tongue again cause fuck you. wheatley failed.

its still chasing us. it stomps senna the bitch. teya firebolts again. some of the house melts a bit ew. wheatley shocks it. and now his hands are stuck great. hes gonna keep shocking it lol. a giant acid hurls at teya! half damage. wheatley is gonna get bit wtf. parsley tries to fly in and pull wheatley off. bad fail. he moved out of the way. wheatley zaps again. it tries to bite him! teya is using her weird wand! it passed the con save fuck. wheatley gets chomped. he shocks it again.

it spits acid at senna! half damage. fuck you house. firebolt fucker. android finally joins in and shoots it. its on fire nice. wheatley keeps on shocking! the tongue tries to grab parsley again. senna crits the tongue again get tf out of here. parsley tries to free wheatley again. fail. it starts piling acid in front of wheatley fuck. fuck this house fuck you raz. he shocks it on reflex.

parsley fails again goddamn. teya firebolts the leg again. zen goes to try and save wheatley. yay he freed him! burnt handprint nice. wheatley takes out his gun. teya dodges getting stomped. then gets his on the second. senna and android are doing nice damage and the fucker buckles to its knees. teya also shoots it! parsley starts stabbing it in the roof lol. wheatley shoots!

it collapses fucking finally! the other mimics fucking flee. wheatley kicks it and parsley is just laughing. wheatley gets sent to eeby deeby goddamn. were just confused about the house lol. teya calls parsley a dumbass lol. senna asks why he went, its cause he thought someone was in danger. zen jars wheatley lol. senna is very against camping in the mimics corpse lol. parsley says too bad and goes in ew. teya also agrees. sigh. senna will meditiate after doing her dragon training. parsley makes a hole for SP to see stars lol. theres a tiny jewerly box outside? teya uses detect magic. parsley opens it lol. tiny mimic. he slams it closed and yeets it into a wall. it screams and runs away. parsley says its kinda cute. he manages to catch it! pet baby mimic!

he names it rouge lol. he tries to feed it, but its scared. he apologizes for hitting it into the wall. it finally eats.

sennas once more face to face with the dragon. she tries to mentally get the ground to raise her. the dragon keeps its distance and swirls around her. she follows its flight path. she dodges a fireball and keeps moving toward the dragon. it dives! she dives right back at it! headon! shes woken up again dammit. her scales have shrunk a little. she examines them wondering whats happening.

she puts the rug away. zen and android are just sitting at the fire. she slowly approaches the fire and says she has something to say. "I...really didnt like it. when your voices were disappearing." shes pacing really hard rn lol. "I would say im sorry but that feels condescending." why is senna so hard to write lol. "I um ill do my best to um prevent that from happening again. And i want to say that i...i would be sad if you disappeared. I know that doesnt mean much but...please try not to." she bows and quickly whips around and heads into the house, red faced. she curls up by teya.

teya wakes up but pretends to still be asleep when she sees senna there. she doesnt notice anything xD parsley wakes up and grumbles its too early. he looks for rouge. he smirks and teya and tells them to wake up. android aims his gun at rouge lol. parsley says hes keeping it its his daughter now.

senna and teya get up and senna shows what happaned to her scales. "its not like spingledorf gave me instructions." he fucking messages her lol. the circle should help and soothe her mood swings. nice. she just blinks and tells teya. "maybe its correlated?" senna shrugs and braids teya's hair. SP calls rouge a baby lol.

teya happily tells teya parsley is keeping a mimic. senna is fucking exasperated. "did he hit his head?" senna follows teya to get some soup! rouge shivers whenever parsley picks it up its traumatized good job. senna is just so flummoxed at this tiny mimic. daddy parsley! were trying to give him parenting advice!

we hear teya's message! sunnie says something wrong with smierc. senna says maybe its cirmes? senna and parsley both comment that smierc and cirmes have the same letters. senna offers to write some letters to doctors and see if someone will go visit. teya is quite worried. senna reminds her about the apothecary guy. teya says he might need some rest.

senna goes to exercise, teya writes, and parsley sunbathes. the calm. teya goes to bother parsley. sennas exercise slowly turns from normal exercise into a waltz lol. (dumbass fey siblings are unsupervised)

zen calls out to senna saying they wouldnt have disappeared like wheatley. she skids to a halt. zen says as long as their souls remain they would still be alive. so she wont worry so much. "of course im going to worry." android snarks she should look out for herself first. senna says everyone else needs her help first, she takes care of herself just fine. zen warns her not to put everyones needs before her own. "I guess thats the thing, i dont have any needs. Sorry to disappoint you." "I think its you think your needs are less important. So you ignore them." "I simply prioritize. Thats all."

"I feel as if your friends would disagree with your priorities." they still appreciate the concern and they will be fine. senna faces them with a tear running down her face. "My friends are dead because of my priorities, that will not happen again." she turns and starts leaving. "I thought that was the case." Senna freezes for a moment, then hurries away faster.

MEANWHILE parsley and teya had snuck behind the house. they didnt hear anything thank god. we see smoke behind the house? zen sighs and goes to check. teya is currently hurling firebolts at the house. parsley is using a torch on it. why.... teya fucking scattered xD parsley keeps torching the mimic. zen tells him the fire could spread to the forest. 'fuck the forest!' thank you teya. parsley goes inside and continues to set fires. dammit parsley. teya comments she wants to set 1 tree on fire. parsley says no stupid. zen sighs and heads back.

teya wants to make fun of sunnies book with parsley lol. parsley says to subject everyone else too it too. they head back to camp and forcibly read the book outloud to the bots lol. parsley is dying of laughter. 'it lived in the feywilds.' teya starts breaking down the chapter lol. android grumbles them to read quietly. nope its specifically to annoy them! he grabs it and tosses it into the fire. "hey! i wanted to do that. i memorized the first passage!" parsley mumbles hes gonna get senna and walks away. weird.

senna is just. standing in a field. her back is to him. he calls out to her. she doesnt respond. he calls again. no response. and again. he pokes her. she slowy turns around and looks....empty inside. he awkwardly asks if shes ok. she says yes and just heads back. he awkwardly follows. teya definitely notices somethings wrong. she tries to hold her hand. shes not stopped, but not reciprocated either. SP plants itself right on her foot lol.

zen walks over and asks if shes ok. no response. he grabs her shoulder and tells her this isnt the right way to do these things. no response. rouge is awkwardly standing there with rouge. he speaks up and asks if she needs space. no response. (senna wtf is wrong with you) parsley starts shaking her like a ragdoll. "senna wake tf up!" teya asks who broke her. android sighs and smacks senna in the back of the head. theres a pause and she curls over "fuck why did you hit me?!" she looks normal now lol just confused how she got back here. she just doesnt remember and asks to get moving. android asks if its gonna happen again. "i guess well see." for a split second he sees her eyes go dead, but only for a second. teya says thats enough acting weird for 1 day. now their arguing about the burning mimic lol.

android threatens to hug them if they shove him into a fire xD sennas just enjoying them talking. no ones been shot yet! teya misses her book copy lol. senna suddenly remembers and gives parsley a bunch of random clothes she grabbed from silk and velvets. hes a bit overwhelmed lol. parsley comments if they should stop the house fire. senna starts using frost on the house. continuing onward!

senna carries SP. parsley uses magic to predict the weather. 'ok weather boy.' teya wants to play ispy nice. SP asks what ispy is. watch and learn buddy. parsley spies something with a B. teya says bitch and points at android. yep xD SP spies something yellow. "is it the sun?" "YES!" good job teya. teya spies another b! SP points at parsley and says bastard? close, it was bottom! "whats a bottom?" "ill tell you when your older." SP spies an S. "the sky?" "YES!" good job parsley. they remind android hes not playing and cant have an opinion. parsley spies a D. SP says dirt good job. SP spies T. nope not teya. its trees good job teya. teya spies C. clouds? good job parsley.

teya asks senna to come play. senna says shes never played before. shes never heard of it lol. she didnt 'play' as a child. 'could make up for lost time?' 'i might be too old for that.' 'never too old!' tori also did arson lol. their trying to make SP into an arsonist lol. parsley asks zen if he wants to play. yay! parsley spies an r. senna says a raccoon cause she sees one but nope. its robot good job zen.

zen spies an m. senna just keeps guessing. "I dont have to see it. He has to." no hints dammit. parsley flies into the air lol. not the map either lol. teya gives parsley a hint its a mushroom xD senna goes! she sees a b! she says it has to do with plants. its bark good job teya! teya also spies a b! we get the hint of 'hard'. senna got boulder good job!

senna tried to pass it to parsley but he refused so she spies an a. acorn good job zen. he takes out his lute and just plays. senna goes to play but changes her mind. parsley stares at the lute and gets quiet. zens lute glows with magic and he fuckin flies wtf. he DID get it from spingledorf. he tries to get parsley to fly up and dance lol. senna secretly messaging teya lol. parsley is a bit insulted by zen.

zen says he once visited a city in the clouds. senna opens her mouth to say something but stops. she still feels awkward. parsley asks how a city was up there. he didnt ask, fucker. lots of windmills. somehow they grew lots of plants up there, just very little land. he offers to take us when we kill zorbolt. parsleys eye is twitching because of teya.

zen asks android to come explore with him. maybe yay! zen asks teya what her plan is after zorbolt and flies right by her. she came looking for adventure so she doesnt know. he offers to take her with him. teya says after zorbolt then they can decide. now he asks senna. she goes where shes needed. to help. "make sure to take some me time." her face darkens for a second. "ive had enough me time." he sighs and goes to parsley. hes gonna just explore the material plane, wont travel with zen. 'lone wolf type?' senna comments lone wolves die alone. zen says he runs into people in his journey, eventually they go their own paths. zen comments parsley is always running from something. sennas head whips around and stares at him. 'maybe i just like my privacy.' he says he wasnt trying to dig and says it feels like that for all of us, the fucker. not teya shes an open book lol.

teya asks what he notices. perhaps best to leave parsley alone he says lol. hes used to paying attention to people since the other bots dont know social etiquette in the godspace. he teaches them. studies cultures. teya calls that people watching. zen interacts though. this was when bots still wandered outside. teya messages zen oooo. she wants to know what he notices about her. shrugging lol. he also wont say about the others lol. sometimes he fails to think before he speaks. she goes back to bothering parsley lol.

he tells teya to stfu lol. shes so nosy. android tells them to shut up. senna sets SP down and it starts wandering around. zen tells teya to let things rest for now. 'a better person might.' 'i think you can be the better person.' nope. parsley is so mad lol. 'i thought fey didnt lie?' hes ignoring her. something about the book. senna comments wheatley has his book. zen says the book must not be very good.

teya threatens to go into the feywilds. parsley says she wont last a day. oh no. challenge accepted. fuck. senna and zen also say no. too dangerous. parsley remarks teya stole zens name once lol. he didnt recognize her as a fey lol. senna tells teya maybe it was a name in the book and she fucking says it too. he grits his teeth and storms off. 'thats not a no.' theres only 1 name in the book. zen and senna ponder dorf being in the feywilds. teya says she didnt get to the feywilds. the fire happaned and tori and sunnie said no.

perhaps something is drawing her to the feywilds. maybe her mom made a deal. oh yeah she did lol. teya definitely shouldnt go. what if teya is a means to an end? zen asks why shes not too worried. teya there are worser things that can and will happen. zen says she has a bad imagination. shes too young and hasnt seen the world. she needs to be worried.

parsley is just being quiet lol. senna quietly mumbles under her breath 'a means to an end...' parsley says when he was a kid his sister was gifted a pet. it was a kid. they didnt even understand he was a kid. they didnt speak much since he didnt speak much common. he was scared and parsley didnt know why. then he grew up and died. quickly by his standards. thats why parsley hates it. then he clams back up.

zen stares at him. parsley just keeps walking. teya is also shut up. at that moment, a glowing cube comes to teya! theres an item and a note. it fucking speaks. its from spingledorf. its an item lets her directly message dorf or summon him if needed. a magical stone with 2 buttons on it. nice.

zen comments that teya wants to be dorfs apprentice. go for it teya! adventure! teya accidentally presses the summon but its an answering machine lol.

#senna #dnd #dnd adventures

[who-is-shades]

raz mini dnd 21

uh we had a non canon session for fun wont post it here but were having a little canon one here for talking. coffee shop au but freddy kruegar.

teya is using her sending stone. senna is looking after that dude in the woods. wheatley is just hugging parsley.

the guy senna set down just curls up. she asks what his name is. Daniel. she introduces herself and asks if he came from that village. yep. she says they managed to save some people, but they probably left because the houses got smashed. he gets up and stumbles toward his home. she heads back to the others.

android goes to zen and needs to speak to him privately its important. off into the forest they go. senna goes to comfort wheatley. parsley is like 'help am i doing this right?' she gives him a thumbs up and pats wheatleys back. parsley grips wheatley a bit tighter when he makes a sad noise awww.

teya looks displeased. shadow on the ground. powerful energy from the outpost. 'guess were doing this again.' senna and parsley are ready to kick ass, parsley guarding wheatley. its just spingledorf dammit. 'dorf you scared the shit outta us!' parsley sighs and sits back down.

dorf looks older, why? hes been messing with that relic thats why he looks older. learning secrets and stuff. attack on the timeline. 'why are you here?' outposts on various roads and hes been taking them out and collecting the bad energy. senna points out the gruesome shed. he claims it doesnt control robots, its corrupted. parsley tells him to fuck off. yes dorf its fresh in our minds. please just explain with words.

senna offers to walk away with dorf so no one else gets hurt. teya follows. senna tells parsley to watch wheatley, who is aiming his gun at dorf lol. 'try not to die.' 'no promises.'

he pulls out the orb and flexes the energy. wants to teach teya hmm. dorf opens the ball a little and pulls out some energy and its floating between his hands. passes it to teya. focus teya! the magic is corrupting and makes you feel sick. focus even more! she cant quiet get it so he helps. she feels fire, heat energy. an intense flame. try to seperate the energies. success! to senna it looks like bright fire is seperating from it, hard heat.

teya opens her eyes and the dark energy is much weaker and in its place is the intense energy. dorf destroys the bad energy. no idea what the energy is. primordial flame?! the corruption is using it. its the foundation of all fire magic. lightning, magma, ect. something even deeper?! senna to herself mutters prometheus's warning.

dorf squeezes it and he blows out the fire. primordial energy. the basis of everything. the world. all things. 'you are literally holding god in your hand' its way more powerful. just a sliver but immense. wait how did zorbolt get this?! he has some theories. the core of the planet has the purest energies. HE PUTS IT IN HIS MOUTH! SPIT THAT OUT! stop laughing you fucker. stop saying it tingles.

he fucking ate it why. his magic is stronger. he thought he was gonna die oh no. hes gonna give teya some if he gets more lol. hes gotta stick around so teya can take notes. time to head back. spingledorf is glowing lol. wheatley looks scared. senna says theyll talk about it later. teya spills the beans though. they dont know what that is lol.

wheatley is patting dorf concerned. zen and android are back. senna says dorf is out of his goddamn mind eating goddamn primordial magic. teya is just rapidly taking notes. oh no he has more. wheatley thinks hes gonna go mad with power, and teya wants to watch. senna has also taken out her notebook and written something lol.

parsley says they gotta babysit dorf for a while. 'well he might explode.' thanks senna. wheatley says he doesnt like dorf aww. parsley laughed the bastard. dorf says he doesnt wanna cause us trouble. senna asks for us to get tf out of here now.

teya asks dorf to cast something oh no. parsley walks away with wheatley asap. firebolt! oh its massive and powerful. a column of fire shoots into the sky. senna is having a grand time. dorf is losing his glow a little when he does that. extra reserve magic? senna quietly says they have a problem. if zorbolt gets ahold of this and uncorrupts it itll be a problem. where did he get it? using it to power some sort of corrupting force. what IS the corrupting force? no idea but its bad and...familiar.

lightbulb moment? similiar to when zen gets taken over by god. wheatley remembers it felt like a wrong hivemind. senna is deep in thought. wheatley tells zen to let god know. dont worry he knows lol. get his attention just in case lol. senna is chewing on her finger deep in thought. 'you ok senna?' 'i...need to...think.' now their talking about humans exploding and stuff.

senna privately messages teya an...idea. dorf fucking summons a bunch of doors. a palace instead of a mansion. he was just curious to see if it amplified. hope his stuff wont get wrecked lol. he magic missles a tree and they look like big shooting stars. say by to the tree.

stopping here lol

#senna #dnd #dnd adventures

[who-is-shades]

raz dnd 20

i was asleep for like an hour so senna was jar'd lol these notes are from moss and kay

Zen took the entire damn chest of books to god (we did not get to look, Teya is sad). Senna got eeby deeby’d. Pondering if the person that returns to the vessel is the same person or if they could be replaced, Wheatley hates this idea. Spacecore is playing with the dead tree, Parsley is keeping an eye on them while Wheatley examines the walls, staring at the agriculture paintings on the wall. Spacecore asks where the stars are, Teya explains that they’re still there but it’s too bright to see them. “Why?” Well because it’s daytime. I don’t make the rules. “Why not?” Why don’t I make the rules? “Yeah.” You know, I never thought to ask. We’ll look into that. God Complex Activated. Spacecore is picking up the sticks from the tree. Teya nudges Parsley and asks jokingly if he taught Spacecore how to collect firewood. Back on the road! Teya is messaging Parsley and being a shithead in general. If there are still two dumbass fey siblings by the end of this session it’ll be a miracle. Suddenly we stop! Some structures in the distance that don’t appear on any maps.

now onto my own notes!

senna is free lol shes mostly just confused. zen points out something he doesnt know and senna says itll will either be a good thing or itll kill us. teya is invisible and going to check things out lol.

as teya gets closer it looks like a hastily made fort out of wood and stone. old rusted robots like wheatley?! shes rapidly messaging parsley as weird things scan her. parsley tells us about this.

teya gets spotted in a spotlight! 'invisible entity detected.' the robots look in her direction. their marching toward her! run teya! parsleys like shit we gotta go. teya casts fly and some bots aim spears at her but they all miss. she messages parsley to hide. into the woods we go!

we hide but teya is still being chased. zen says these bots arent really sentient. teya managed to escape nice and tries to circle back the long way. one of the bots looks around where were hiding and pings. wheatley also pings. oh no. unregistered unit detected. hes gonna try and run the stupid boy. now their chasing him. parsley lets teya know whats happening.

parsley tells zen to watch SP and goes to follow wheatley. one of the bots somehow makes wheatleys legs lock up! faceplant. wheatley uses a spell and manages to damage some of them. wheatley yells at teya and parsley to shut them off. parsley manages to turn one off but another puts a device on wheatley! will save!? he passes thank god. he uses shocking grasp on it. good job he killed it.

teya goes around and rapidly turns the rest off. wheatley scrambles back panicked, his legs still locked. senna picks up wheatley the poor guy and asks if shes ok. he tries to escape for a second then remembers its senna. hes so upset. android is staring seriously at the bots. time to contact robot god!

robotgod says zorbolt hasnt been kind to them. parsley calls zorbolt a piece of shit. now that he has a better understanding of the software he might be able to do something. yellow versus red energy! god staggers back a bit oh no. ITS GONNA TAKE ZEN! god snaps back how tf can zorbolt do this? he cant help them right now. senna says if we leave them off, we can get them back after we kill zorbolt. gods gonna leave a beacon here.

zens back his hands shaking. parsley speaks up and goes 'uh wheatleys legs arent working.' he manages to disengage wheatleys leglock code nice. he flings himself out of sennas arms rude. senna sighs and picks up another bot instead. wheatley is just cradling a bot my guy stop being dramatic. parsley pats him on the shoulder and then picks up a bot. teya and senna are having concerning messaging lol.

android approaches wheatley and tells him theyll make zorbolt pay for this. ooooooo. android and wheatley are seriously pissed nice. we carefully place them against a wall. SP pats them on the head aww. teya says we should go around the fort and avoid anymore bots. wheatley wants to take the fort goddamn. 'are we ignoring that wheatley and zen almost died? bad idea.' 'oh fuck.' parsley says lightning bolt works but wheatley is so upset. android calls parsley a dumbass lol. how to remove wheatleys override commands hmm.

senna asks zen how he knew how to fix wheatleys legs. it was god so maybe god can remove that function? itll feel unpleasent like before. parsley feels awkward so he collects firewood lol. SP goes with him aww. god finds the code and begins deleting nice. wheatley says it felt weird lol time to test! nothing happens pog! wheatley says he doesnt wanna be a liability. teya hugs him poor guy. senna rubs his back.

voting to attack the outpost or avoid it. senna messages parsley to come back so hes done collecting sticks. teya fiddles with her sending stone. parsley abstained so were assaulting the fort! wheatley says he will haul them out himself if needed. teya and parsley are spitting venom to each other now lol. offer teya as tribute xD parsley says someone can be a distraction. senna offers since she can take a hit. everyones arguing who is the bait.

android says this plan is stupid lol. now their egging him to share his plan. the tower is clearly controlling them so we gotta break it. 'anyone have a bomb?' wheatley says he might be able to make one in half an hour? senna can summon meteors she could try that. android insists on a stealth mission. senna says 2 part mission. android shuts that down goddamn. wheatley and senna yell at him cause they dont want him to get gotted. hes still in the network its too dangerous. he says theres no danger to the network but that doesnt really help us. hes taking senna wtf she is not sneaky. teya wants to lure the robots too. 2 part plan lets go this and not die!

lure team: teya

turn off team: wheatley and parsley

sneak team: android and senna

android is using our names oh no raz is gonna kill him. teya says she will dodge if the robots shoot her. that doesnt help, we gotta lure them out. as long as their focused? senna asks if she has any annoying spells to keep their attention. she has a nifty want oh no. wheatley chucks a rock at teya the fucker it smacks her face! this is a terrible plan. teya casts telepathetic bond on everyone nice. wheatley says the connection would connect if she used it on zen. parsley says to leave zen out of it lol. parsley casts bolstering magic on wheatley but its useless. senna uses enhance ability on everyone! she has dex saves and everyone else gets con and temp hp. android says the network wont interfere with teyas spell. zen is on babysitting duty lol.

gotta wait 10 minutes for teyas spell. wheatley is playing with parsley and SP. its tag! parsley fucking grabs wheatley and wheatley says it only counts if you hit the back of his head. practice pog! he smacks his head lol. the game is on!

senna goes and asks zen if hes ok. earlier was pretty dicey. shes sits by him the poor guy. he was scared oh no! another connection but wrong. twisted and horrible. threatened to invade his mind. she pats his arm and says she'll make sure android gets out of there ok. he tells her to watch herself too. 'i fear you worry about others more about yourself.' 'dont worry i wont do anything that endangers the mission.' 'im talking about you. you dont need to destroy yourself your not a martyr.' 'no. im not.' why is senna is such a sad sack of a person. they gotta look out for each other. in the background parsley and wheatley are fucking chaotic.

senna asks when android removed himself from the network. zen is nervous she noticed but she just asks if hes ok. its troubling for him, hes been connected so long its very extreme isolation. senna nods and says we can keep an eye out for him together. he wants her to keep him company, hes so alone the poor bastard. he removed himself when we went into the network last time. senna says shes gonna make a gameplan with him and goes to android.

parsley and wheatley are just smacking each other in a horrific game of tag lol. their tangled how did this happen.

senna goes up to android to try and make a game plan. "i dont suppose we have a game plan on how to sneak in?" climb the walls or rush in while the gates open and the bots are distracted. senna says she isnt very sneaky and removes her armor to not be disadvantaged. he expected that since shes a cleric from sorceror. should have an easier time with teya distracting them so uh dont fuck it up. he didnt like senna saluting him tho lol. she asks how to shut off that tower. what he remembers theres a power source somewhere so they gotta find and destroy it. its gotta be pretty powerful to survive this long, but this tower is newer.

in the background parsley got wheatley again lol. he accidentally turned him off then turns him back on fuck. wheatley slaps him again and runs off. teya completes the ritual pog! she broadcasts to everyone nice. wheatley screams hello into the connection. parsley lies and says it didnt try again. 'id tell you to get fucked but that wouldnt work.' wheatley slaps parsley again lol. parsley sits on him! we have an hour lets go!

parsley asks if wheatley has anything thats not a crossbow. a hammer! teya offers him a dagger lol. he says no it might hurt them too much. parsley hands him a handaxe and tells him to use the bluntside. we can hear each others thoughts oh boy. android tells teya to concentrate on the mission instead of being gay lol. shame. parsley is thinking never gonna give you up oh no. wheatley thinks i love you android so brightly oh boy. he didnt tell him to shut up nice lol. android is trying to make them focus so hard. senna is doing mental math on entry points, stops to think its cold, then back to math.

when they get closer teya uses fly. wheatley tells parsley they should hide in the trees and jump out when the bots go past. teya is still invisible and has to warn them. parsley says they can trip them with rope? move the bots into the bushes with each pass so they dont notice them when they get captured for new bots. get your stupid thoughts out now lol. wheatley is playing midevil baby shark oh no. parsley says he will make fun of teya if she dies, and he bolsters her magic. android tells senna for them to get ready. good luck guys.

teya has a dumb idea oh no teya we can hear you dont do that. now their arguing senna tells them to stfu. theres more bots on the wall oh no. lots of spotlights. teya is telling us this info. she lets herself get spotted 'on accident' all eyes on her. crossbows oh fuck. she manages to avoid them all thank god. reloading! she slowly retreats but they dont follow. one of them has a gun! it hits! necrotic damage good thing teya has resistance. she lands and tries to play dead. they aim the crossbows back at her to double tap. wheatley is yelling for her to run! barely dodged. continue barrage.

parsley says if he had wheatleys name he could disguise himself but wheatley hates that. android and senna try and climb the wall while their distracted. android easily gets up but senna takes a bit. wheatley thinks their gonna die. android helps her up nice. theres a LOT of bots here. 15 more inside goddamn. theres several buildings, and a living person screaming in pain. guess we found the villagers. we look for what could be powering it. teya calls wheatley and parsley to help distract and fight. its go time plan b for violence. wheatley thinks their just gonna turn them off oh no.

3 buildings, one with the screaming. 1 with bots going in and out. and 1 with bots grabbing weapons. senna lets them know. wheatley is gonna be so sad. android sees a powerbox with a wire heading behind a building. gotta find a path over. senna tells them to get really loud, make something explode if needed. teya fireballs the gate! it explodes! bots rush out and senna warns them! teya gets shot with bolts a little but dodges the bullet. wheatley shoots at the robots legs. missed entirely but 1. their rushing towards wheatley! teya asks how the leg lock worked. android tells them the code again. teya flubbed and had to try again lol.

all the bots that were rushing collapsed. wheatley rushes to turn them off and some of them grab him. wheatley gets deviced again dammit. welp. we lost wheatley. teya tells parsley to turn him off. parsley keeps trying to engage the leg locks as they try to disengage. wheatley points his gun in parsleys face. fuck.

the bots have all rushed out so android and senna climb down and head to the powerbox. wheatley will saves and manages to break free! he screams and flips switches again. parsley is a little disoriented and wheatley goes to help him. one of the bots still in the base says they need to increase signal strength. android goes stiff for a moment oh no. senna uses bless on him. android yells at her to fucking go and off she goes! she says in her head they got android.

android is fucking sniping at senna! he tells senna how to avoid his shots. teya is shouting the lock command but that doesnt matter for crossbows! teya dodges the gun again! she uses scorching ray on the gunner. android fails to resist again dammit hes getting quieter. senna manages to hold person on android and she keeps heading to the box. she smacks it with her mace but it doesnt break it. the bots are coming oh no. she uses guiding bolt and it nearly breaks it. a bot shoots her with a crossbow! it hits her in the shoulder! she guiding bolts again! one more blast is needed. she gets hit with a club! guiding bolt again!

the box explodes and the red energy goes away! the bots just collapse. wheatley rushes to the bots. senna drops the spell and rushes over to android. they shake hands nice. she yanks the bolt out and heads toward the screaming room.

wheatley is shaking the bots, their on but empty. parsley sits with him. teya is yanking out her bolts lol shes in pain.

senna and android see a horrific site. people chained to the walls. metal helmets grafted to their skulls. other grafted metal bits. someones eyes are on a table and they have optics instead. one persons body is opened and has no organs. experiments. someone is barely alive. attached to a weird tube and a jar. senna is trying to figure out how remove them without killing them. she tries to make them drink from the canteen. they are acting only on instinct.

android inspects the bodies. he sees the device on the living guy and thinks their taking their souls. looks like teya was right. he still has his soul but hes very....out of it. he needs to recover. the soul extraction is very forceful. senna scoops him up and carries him out. hope they dont make a refined method.

android asks if anyone is in critical condition. 'are you?' hes fine lol or so he says. senna goes to wheatley and asks if hes ok. teya tries feeding him a healing potion. he looks a little better. he starts crying hes free. hes hugging senna the poor guy. wheatley isnt thinking anything right now. senna messages zen that the jobs done and they have a survivor. he arrives and senna tells zen that android and wheatley got taken. android keeps insisting hes fine.

the guy sees wheatley and he freaks out. she clamps a hand over his mouth trying to calm him as he squirms. senna sighs and carries him out of sight into the woods to calm him. teya stops the mind melding darn. parsley starts gathering up the bots.

the guy stopped screaming at least. senna stays with him until he calms down. zen tries to comfort wheatley and brings him into the connection. the bots cheer him on! STAY DETERMINED! YOU ARE THE HOPE OF ROBOTS AND ORGANICS! lil bro is here! wheatley requests to stop the hive now hes upset. he needs time to think as he cradles the robot body.

parsley drinks a healing potion. wheatley apologizes for that. he asks them to kill him if hes ever gone like that. their gone. hes so upset cause turning them off didnt do anything. hes so upset. more bots like him but hes still alone. parsley is just frozen he has no idea what to do. parsley awkwardly hugs him oh boy! wheatley hugs back hes so sad.

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