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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

#😏😏😏

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

#i can't believe lemon stealing whores are no longer common knowledge 😢 #fjord lemonstealingwhore you deserve better #fjord

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people trying to dissect Taylor's entire love life and apply the lyrics to her real life, meanwhile I'm over here figuring out the perfect way to project all the songs onto my blorbos and fictional ships

#guilty as sin? is widobrave #😭😭🤧 #widobrave #and who's afraid of little old me is caleb widogast #you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me 🔥

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happy caleb and nott love each other day, which is every day

#the mostest!!!

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“my name is Nott and wen in crowd althou i want maek Caleb proud some time i see a staf so thick forget the rules i taek the stick”

— short poem about nott the brave (via viishkar)

#nott the brave #widobrave #critical role #cr2 #miss her #you can take my spurs but not my goblin girl!!

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"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "their platonic relationship in the source material is far more dynamic and complex than the sanitized personalities they gain as a result of shipping" way

#might get murdered for this but the first one is w*dofj*rd and the second one is widobrave #although yall know i appreciate widobrave in any and every form

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Widobrave poll....2!

#torn between bedroom door and halfling luck #ultimately chose halfling luck because i wept over it #widobrave #caleb widogast #veth the brave

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@rosiep8801’s widobrave poll but i giffed all the moments because i miss them :(

#long low wailing sound in the base of my throat #widobrave #cr2 #caleb widogast #veth the brave #love u forever.

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can you believe that we have fanfiction. that we have websites dedicated to fanfiction. that there is a place that you can go and read tens, hundreds, thousands and thousands of pieces of writing that strangers have made. people who are not “writers”. people who come home at the end of the day and have feelings and say, i am going to put that into words. i am going to share those words. short, long, sweet, sad, horny, funny, wonderful words. we are all just human and we all love to make and remake and share that with others. can you believe that.

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The best quality a fictional man can have is being deeply, pathetically, wretchedly in love with someone, I think

#oh caleb my darling! #caleb widogast

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Caduceus Clay 99% of the time: I have healing spells to save my friends, I'll cast bless so you guys get a d4, protection spells, general status effects to make the fight easier

Caduceus Clay 1% of the time: I'm tired and frustrated so have a fuck-ton of necrotic damage right in your face, please die.

#remember when he controlled water and sunk a bunch of ships #caduceus clay #cr2

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If you can't be bothered to learn the difference between a rock and a mineral, well...

Based on a submission from stubeardsly.

Want me to doodle your D&D party? Commissions are open! Check out my profile for the posting, or e-mail yourdndstories at gmail subject 'Doodles' for more information.

#dnd #jwarf the dwarf

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Sometimes, when you play dnd, the question isn't "Is this an effective and economical use of my limited spell slots?" but rather, "Would this be really fucking funny?"

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ok im about to think about the Character!! im so Excited 😊😊

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To think that we could stay the same

But we're just two slow dancers, last ones out

#widojest #jester lavorre #calen widogast #widojest dance

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my dream as a fanfic writer is to write a story which people want to talk to me about and send asks about afterwards and discuss things the characters did and the symbolism and meanings behind certain lines and I'll be all "hehe thanks" but irl I'll be in literal tears because I wrote something that means something to someone

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Why is it necessary that a piece of art "condemns" or "normalizes" something. Is it not enough for art to say "here are some fucked up people in some fucked up situations for your enjoyment"? The art doesn't have to judge them and neither do you. It's for your enjoyment.