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you know a lot of actors find a particular niche to inhabit when it comes to their roles but you really gotta hand it to David Tennant for somehow landing the absurdly specific category of “immortals that rebelled against their oppressive and bureaucratic people because they accidentally became too fond of the human race and also have a quasi-telepathic bond with a vehicle.”

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“My wife” says the woman I’m talking to. Suddenly my skin is clear, my student loans are paid, I feel remade.

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To brighten your evening, here’s a top tier presidential candidate and his husband playing on a rope swing.

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a quick step by step guide on what to do if you come back to your apartment and find yourself locked out because your front door is frozen shut

kick the bottom of the door for 10 minutes

text your landlord

remember your landlord is on vacation and also in her mid 50′s so it takes about 36 hours to receive a response

briefly wonder why the fuck you moved the canada

remember that college tuition is significantly cheaper here than in the united states 

look up and notice your cat is at the window, staring at you. he paws at the window lightly and meows. it’s devastating. his eyes are so big and imploring. decide that you have to get inside your apartment at all costs. not even god himself can stop you from feeding your cat his chicken wet food dinner. frida kahlo herself could descend from the heavens and ask “hey you wanna bang?” and you’d say “hell yeah but first let me open this door so i can feed my cat his dinner”

remember there is a starbucks 3 blocks down the street from you

enter. the barista gives you a weird look for entering a starbucks at 7pm on a tuesday

order a venti cup of hot water. you order in french because the barista just said “bonjour” instead of “bonjour, hi.” you have a strong american accent. you hit the r in merci a little too hard to compensate. you embarrass yourself.

exit the starbucks clutching the massive cup of hot water in your hands. it’s burning your fingers.

return. methodically pour the starbucks cup of water all over the the door frame. it begins moving a little but still wont open

back up

ensure your doc martens are properly gripping the sheet of ice covering the ground. many people have told you to stop wearing doc martens in the winter, despite your protests that theyre actually the ideal winter boot. also, you’re a lesbian and punk’s not dead

release a pterodactyl screech and sprint towards the door, slamming the full force of your pathetically tiny 5′2″ 110lb body into it

you dont know any of your neighbors so you dont care about maintaining your pride anyways

the door swings open

run up the stairs

open the actual door to your apartment and yell MOMMY’S HOME MY LITTLE BITCHASS BABY BOY DONT WORRY at your cat

cat flings his body to the ground and starts purring like he does every time you come home

write tumblr post

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guys….

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winning the house matters A LOT, i promise you. A LOT. do not give in to despair. question those who want you to.

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Nanette

“There is nothing stronger than a broken woman who has rebuilt herself.”

So Hannah Gadsby is my new queen. 

Bravery coupled with genuine kindness is a hard trait to master, but those who do can move mountains. “Time is a terrible teacher, but you learn. By God, you learn.” 

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Ugh. This is why I don't allow anon comments on my blog. It's too easy for people to be hateful.

Here’s the deal...

Remember how I leave tumblr to take care of my mental health?

Okay, so I stayed here for a few days, have some discussions about the America thing on my dash, and that night I had a break down,

Messages like this arrive:

How can you say stuff like that to a person who leaves Tumblr because she had suicidal ideas again?

Im 99% sure it was different people this time. As you can see, they mentioned the Thomas Sanders’ fandom, which honestly concerns me because I highly doubt TS is okay with messages like this:

My favorite is this:

I’m honestly thinking on deleting my blog because it’s hard, honestly, I blocked anons almost SIX or SEVEN times since I created this blog, do you honestly think its fair? 

I know TS fandom wasn’t like that, and Im concerned because I dont give a fuck about anons, but there are people more sensitive than i am that will clearly be more affected by this:

DO NOT SEND HATE MESSAGES

HATE IS NEVER OKAY

Y honestamente, Tumblr used to make me happy, but right it annoys me, because daily I receive messages saying how ugly, how stupid, and how i should kill myself. I won’t obviusly, but cmon, do not say this.

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as soon as the clock strikes midnight on june 1st

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pride month of twentygayteen starts tomorrow so watch me lay in the sun all day while reading books with lgbt+ rep, rewatching love, simon for the 563741691th time and crying over the new season of queer eye

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20GayTeen Continues its Radiant Rainbow Rampage

Kevin is one of us.  I’m so happy (for him and for me)

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Of COURSE John Mulaney is the first male comedian to have a good #MeToo joke. 

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GOOD EVENING TO THIS PICTURE ONLY

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Jonathan in Queer Eye: S1E8