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You’re Eleanor Shellstrop from Phoenix, Arizona. Your favorite meal is shrimp scampi. You listed your emergency contact as Britney Spears as a long-shot way of meeting her and your favorite movie is that clip of John Travolta saying “Adele Dazeem.” You flew halfway around the world because you wanted to be a better person and it was very brave. You’re sharp and you’re strong. You make fun of me a lot. You once called me a human snooze button. But you also showed up in my classroom when I was drowning in canned chili and you basically saved my life. You have very high self-esteem and a very low tolerance for men who wear sandals and your worst nightmare is someone saying something nice about you to your face, but too bad because I need to say it because you deserve it.

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So this kid fell asleep during class and he’s still there after school so we decided to play a prank on him

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the gag is the first wave aint going anywhere if they start reopening states

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I love Barbie

She is so amazing! And to think there are people out there who don’t think of her as a positive role model is beyond me.

She makes you believe you can be anything or do anything. She never gives up and never quits. She has the perfect motto: Positive Attitude Changes Everything (PACE!) And she makes STEM cool! Which is so important, especially for young girls. We need more women in STEM!

If you haven’t watched her vlogs or dreamhouse adventures I highly recommend them. They’re empowering. And if you don’t love Barbie now, you definitely will

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guess who my favourite character is

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Avengers: Endgame (2019)

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IM WHEEZING (TURN SOUND ON AND WATCH TILL END)

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why am i suddenly in love with this stupid pasty white boy like what i don’t understand i’ve literally only seen two of his movies

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Teddy is, after all, the offspring of a Marauder. (insp) 

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Remember a boy who was kind and honest and brave and true. Remember Cedric Diggory.

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you will not believe the date i just had

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Jake and Amy - Jim’s speech about Pam on The Office

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It took me too long to get this and once I did I was filled with rage.