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‘im a girl’ ’im a boy’ okay well ive got boulders on my shoulders collarbones begin to crack there is very little left of me and it’s never coming back

#reblogging this again lol

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hey. what do a selkie and a ziploc bag have in common

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This Game Changer moment is going to live rent free in my head for the rest of my life.

"Are you trying to say Tatooine?"

#dropout #hes such a fucking nerd

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@omnipresentseer

You wanna come over and just go to sleep?

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#...yeah #watergate lol

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The devil is a twink named luke

#star wars #I CHOKED

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we need more speech and debate au fics. oh sports au? how about the sport of the mind. this is peak academic rivals to lovers. how about competing against your years-long rival in every tournament where your job is to prove how wrong they are in a 5 min speech? the tension. yes lay out your arguments and then watch as i refute them all and then make out with me

#THATS WHAT IM SAYING #like are we pointedly ignoring the inherent homoeroticism of screaming at each other about the UN #speech and debate #the POTENTIAL is LIMITLESS #enemies to lovers? check. #rivals to lovers? hell yeah. #teammates to lovers??? #PARTNERS TO RIVALS TO LOVERS #also mutual is back!! hiiii

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Women are very cool, there should be more women

#i agree amtrak

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I think about this poem everyday

#oh my god

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Uh Oh, The One Other Guy Having The Same Problem As You Got Zero Replies To His Post On Reddit That He Made 5 Years Ago

#my life

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the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

#greek mythology

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more stuff about becoming a god being inherently dehumanizing pls

#xiao

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#SHOUTOUT SPECIFICALLY TO THE DONNER PARTY CAMPSITE TRAIL #gotta be one of my favorite marshy boardwalks #people died there too!

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interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume?

me: mhm so that’s called a lacuna. it refers to when manuscripts have missing parts, lost to time. for example, the epic of gilgamesh has

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i never fucked wayne i never fucked drake is such a relatable line. i’ve never fucked wayne or drake either. it really chimes with my own life experiences.

#dare i say this is jason todd