yourfriendjulie

[yourfriendjulie]

sometimes when I really like a piece of media that almost nobody else has seen I start to make up a shitty fandom and discourse in my head. I have full conversations with myself in the roles of unwell tumblr users trying to doxx each other over a slightly controversial ship

#honestly me with my own book #like oh girl you know the tumblr have would NOT like that joke 💀

[yourfriendjulie]

while kissing my cat's little head: you're a problem *smooch* you're a terror *smooch* you're a menace to society *smooch smooch smooch*

[yourfriendjulie]

The alphabetized files at my ranger station lead to some interesting mental pictures

[yourfriendjulie]

there's no greater betrayal than finally starting to read a book you've had sitting for months on your shelf or your desk or your nightstand and then finding out it's bad. like. i gave you a fucking home.

[yourfriendjulie]

What books have you done this to?

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[yourfriendjulie]

street art graffiti and torn paper stickers, writ in red sharpie:

BE MORE QUEER,

BE MORE GOTH

TELL THE TERFS

TO FUCK RIGHT OFF

[yourfriendjulie]

Sometimes I feel like a big chunk of my professional life is people asking me to step into a management position and me being like "😎💖 absolutely not 💖😎"

#am i management material? sure #will i ever consent to actually managing people? probs not seems boring

[yourfriendjulie]

‘Ernest Was Ready For His Walk,’ by Alison Friend

[yourfriendjulie]

watcher paywall announcement moodboard

#an unforced error of extreme proportions #watcher

[yourfriendjulie]

just put laundry in the washer. there better not be any wet laundry after this

[yourfriendjulie]

Me: I shouldn't disturb Neil Gaiman. I shouldn't send an ask unless I really have no way of getting the information otherwise. I'll check old interviews and all the articles that vaguely mention the subject. Of course it goes without saying that I'll read though the FAQ in its entirety. Only then, will I send an ask. However, I'd be very polite and praise his work, as anyone would. I'd also keep it short, because I don't want to waste his time. But I'd keep it very very respectful. I'd be sending a message to a very talented, amazing author that deals with god knows how many like me. Or I'd just stay in the dark and not send him an ask. Yeah, I'll do that.

My Dash:

#neil babygirl 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[yourfriendjulie]

taylor that wasn’t enough i need more

#taylor swift #the tortured poets department

[yourfriendjulie]

you're the LOSS OF MY LIFE?????? wow why would you punch me in the face like that 😭😭😭😭😭

#taylor swift #the tortured poets department #ttpd

[yourfriendjulie]

"who's afraid of little old me" instant classic, will be howling it to the moon constantly

#Taylor Swift #the tortured poets department #ttpd

[yourfriendjulie]

This looks like they want to be in the same crate together but it's actually penny deciding that she now wants Ziggy's crate (sans Ziggy) and he can have her old crate (they are functionally identical)

[yourfriendjulie]

my phone has recently started autocorrecting lol to LoL and not gonna lie, it does feel like a hate crime

[yourfriendjulie]

I'm running a 25% sale on everything on my shop for the next week, please take a look if you want some bookish art or have a bookish persons birthday coming up!

I haven't had much time to do art since starting a new job a couple months ago, but things have calmed down a bit, so you can also get in touch with any custom requests/commissions

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