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More lyrics, this time to the tune of Spider Dance from Undertale. Sorry for the poor quality.

The wounded soldier crosses the battlefield; what is the price of a purple heart? His soul crusts over bitterly, and I've got baking down to an art!

My wicked eyes see eight times what they wanna see. Your miserly practice is oh so stingy. I'll string you up into a recipe that I learned from watching TV. Monsters' blood like a tap runs hot and cold. Duplicity is built into the fold. It's the deja vu that I abhor, 'Cause I feel like we've been here before. And a wounded soldier is like a broken cake; There's no threading him back again. Violet violence vaults his dreams, Now let me hear your beautiful screams! Climbing, falling, rising, shaking, Feed you to my little pet like a puppet on my strings Gotta move faster Think you can outlast her? But be careful, It might tear there. Think you can cheap out on me? I'll give you a lobotomy. Monsters everywhere, Are you a frightened terrier? Gonna get scarier, Slimier and hairier. Slip through my web? You'll never reach the barrier.

#Undertale #lyrics #Spider Dance

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I put up an outline of the trailer for the Super Mario Bros. movie, guys:

[Scene opens on a dusty desert, the wind blowing. A figure steps into frame, wearing denim overalls. We see hints of a red sleeve and a white-gloved hand clenched into a fist.]

VOICEOVER: Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh Luigi?

[Fade to black. We see a sped-up close up of some ordinary mushrooms blooming in the wild.]

VOICEOVER: I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!

[Fade to black. Open on a castle interior, showing us a high 3/4 overhead view. BOWSER sits hunched over a desk with a quill and parchment. We see a fire in a fireplace behind him. Outside a window, we see a volcano and a sea of lava.]

VOICEOVER: "Dear pesky plumbers..."

[Close-up on LUIGI's face from the brim of his hat to the top of his mustache. He is glaring angrily at the screen in a dramatic sort of movie trailer fashion.]

VOICEOVER: [That weird Luigi noise when he gets hit by a red shell in Mario Kart 64.]

[Cut to a science lab full of science. A WOMAN with BREASTS walks into view, wearing a lab coat and wielding brass knuckles. This is PRINCESS PEACH.]

VOICEOVER: [some bollocks about what you think is the first plot point of the movie but is, regrettably, a spoiler for the disappointing last act.]

[Various scenes of cartoon violence flash by too fast for anything to be made out unless you download the video from Youtube and try to freeze frame it, and even then it looks just like blurs of blue, red, and green.]

[A half-second clip of a CGI KOOPA TROOPA leaps down from the top of the frame.]

[Music swells, then stops. We see MARIO patting the shoulder of an off-screen LUIGI.]

MARIO: "Luigi...all toasters toast toast."

[Cut to preliminary title graphic, followed by a bunch of that gibberish tiny text nobody ever reads so why do they bother, also the rating is shown on-screen and is PG even though there's at least two gratuitous swears in the film and references to memes that no child should know.]

VOICEOVER: Coming [insert date of theatrical release except the actual theatrical release will be the very next day].

#Super Mario Bros. #Super Mario Movie #Super Mario

[zetawilk]

Shining Day lyrics

By me. But I need a new melody.

In the day, gotta shine a ray, brighter than the sun!

So at night, then you can light up all of the stars!

As the heavens rock around us, out of control

Take my hand, and we can find a common goal!

When the anguish creeps and crawls under your skin,

Remember these words, hold the melody, and you will never give in!

Stand beside me, we won't hide in, shame or shadows!

Let our courage be our ambrose,

Let us walk through sunny meadows,

And stand free!

#lyrics

[zetawilk]

Grelod is Cheesed Off.

#Skyrim

[zetawilk]

Cool fluffy bat artwork!

DOUGLAS PATTISON  JUNE GLOOM, 2022 10x10″ print on matt 300gsm paper n.b. print allows for a 5mm rebate so no image is lost in framing.

#bat #art

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Fascinating!

#audio

[zetawilk]

I feel as though I've just traversed the life cycle of the planet.

AI Generated trip | source                   

#art

[zetawilk]

Such line control is astounding.

Awesome!

#art

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First Post

Okay, so I decided I wanted to break from the, what is it, 180(?) character limit on Twitter, so I started up this Tumblr. I realize it's got something of a negative connotation, but I'd still like to poke at it, see what's what, and see what I can do with it.

I suppose what you can expect are random blurbs, video game screenshots I've taken with tongue-in-cheek "snark", and maybe links to what I've been writing as of late. Or a long time ago. Maybe even stuff I've read that I consider to be noteworthy.

What could go wrong?