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all the kleinphy tags in all social media are dead this is fucking hell

#wow alle you are so intelligent for having as your favorite deh ships the least famous one in sincerely three + #+ and some random crossover ship nobody cares about!!! /s #dear evan hansen #kleinphy #deh

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i need to see n2n live urgently

#THE NEXT SEASON OF CASI NORMALES IT'S LIKE IN SEPTEMBER #THAT'S TOO FAR AWAY I NEED SOMETHING RN !!!!!!! #next to normal #n2n

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funfact abt querido evan bc i'm annoying heeeey!!!!! in this version zoe is canonically a swiftie, since the lyric

"And he noticed

That you still fill out the quizzes

That they put in those teen magazines"

in "if i could tell her" got changed to

"And he knew

that in secret you listen to Miley, Justin, Kpop

Taylor Swift"

#that would make her a belieber also but we don't fucking talk abt that okay #this changed my life as an annoying swiftie #i even have a friendship bracelet with this lyric is that serious.... #querido evan is so silly i love it #also not related but firmado yo (sincerely me) is even GAYER #like they changed the “my sister's hot” to “i want to make out with you (evan) #save me querido evan querido evan querido evan save me #zoe murphy #deh #dear evan hansen #querido evan

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“how do you support multiple ships”

there are infinite timelines. in my mind.

#me liking zoe/natalie and natalie/henry and zoelana

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People will say they want less sanitized portrayals of mental health. Bitch you can't even handle Evan Hansen

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THANK YOU.

Tell me why musical theatre kids are fucking INCAPABLE of understanding that characters can MAKE BAD DECISIONS?????

#FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT??? #IT'S SO ANNOYING!!!! YOU DON'T HAVE TO AGREE WITH EVERYTHING TO LIKE A CHARACTER!!!! #like i understand not being your type of thing okay fine #but COME ON #IT'S A CHARACTER !!!! FICTION !!! #THEY CAN BE FLAWED THEY CAN BE BAD PEOPLE AND YOU CAN STILL LIKE THEM !!!! #y'all don't understand being a deh fan and your favorite character from n2n being natalie is actually hell in earth istg

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hehehehehehe more silly incorrect tweets bc i'm really annoying

#maximo looks fucking bald in that henry pic #i swear he's not i just can't find a better picture...... #natalie goodman #natalie/zoe #natalie goodman/zoe murphy #zoe murphy #zoe/natalie #zoe murphy/natalie goodman #n2n #next to normal #casi normales #deh #dear evan hansen #querido evan

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Sketchdump!! (part 1)

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Cynthia: They're the perfect loving family, so adoring, and i love them every day of every week. So my son's a little shit, my husband's boring, and my daughter, though a genius, is a freak. Still I help them love each other. Father mother sister brother, cheek to cheek.

#THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING!!!!! #REAL #funny how laura conforte actually played diana and cynthia so this is kinda canon #do i ever shut up about querido evan and casi normales? NO

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Hmmm I remember you posted a doodle of Natalie from next to normal and Zoe being bffs. If its alright maybe they could be hanving a nice girls day out? Or be chilling idk I just really like the idea of those two being friends. Hope your having a nice day!

Them >:D

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some zoe/natalie incorrect quotes bc i'm spreading the agenda so y'all like them !!!!!! pls i'm so alone i have read every fanfic (three) a hundred times this is hell

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Zoe, trying to flirt with Natalie: I think both of our families suck.

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Zoe: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us. Natalie: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

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*Natalie comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Zoe’s bedroom.* Zoe: Babe, are you.. coming to bed? Natalie: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend. Natalie: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep* Zoe: ...

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Natalie: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box. Henry: Did Zoe say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'? Natalie: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

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Zoe: I have feelings for you. Natalie: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

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Natalie: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Zoe periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’ Natalie: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

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Computer: Please enter a password. Zoe: *types in Natalie* Computer: Your password is too weak. Zoe: How fucking DARE YOU-

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Zoe: You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders? Natalie: That's me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man. Zoe: ...The who? Natalie: Oh, is this not a safe space suddenly?

#i'm so annoying #i love them my bi4bi girlies #zoe/natalie #zoe murphy/natalie goodman #natalie goodman #natalie goodman/zoemurphy #n2n #next to normal #casi normales #deh #dear evan hansen #querido evan

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natalie: just watched gabe and henry heely down the hallway while holding hands. what the fuck.

henry: heelies are now gay culture. have fun walking places heteros.

#HENRY AND GABE???? #i can't lie i thought about it #in a “if people ship treebros why don't they ship henry/gabe” way #local deh fan (me) can't shut up about deh i'm sorry #also if we use the argentinian casts henry/gabe is literally treebros #guido balzaretti played gabe and connor #maximo meyer played henry and evan #local argentinian theatre kid can't shut up about argentinian musicals

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for anyone who loves N2N but feels morally iffy listening to it with the whole Alice R*pley situation, I encourage you to listen to the Deutche Originalaufnahme which is right there on Spotify/Youtube and fucking slaps

#i just learned TODAY what 4l1c3 did #how can i be so late #anyways listen to the argentinian version “casi normales” !!!! the audio is in youtube #laura conforte is my MOTHER #the only problem is 1. it's not the full cast recording (just like 20 songs or so) 2. it's only on youtube #but pls listen to it it's so good #also there is a full audio of all of the songs in soundcloud

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hi so i'm really obsessed with zoe murphy/natalie goodman and nobody talks abt them so i made this blog to be annoying abt them bc they are my girlies and i love them ♡♡♡♡

btw i'm also going to talk a lot about n2n arg (casi normales) and deh arg (querido evan) bc i'm an annoying argentinian lol

idk have some memes (?)

#the gfs ever #natalie goodman #zoe murphy #dear evan hansen #deh #querido evan #next to normal #n2n #casi normales #zoe murphy/natalie goodman #natalie goodman/zoe murphy #natalie/zoe #zoe/natalie