100percentnotanalien

[100percentnotanalien]

@deepfriedanon

This is fucking terrifying. What kind of thoughts go through your brain.

Do you think aliens would be weirded out by us human’s fucking need to just eat weird stuff

Example: cat tails plants, those water hot dogs, water reeds

Like why do so many of you want to eat those water hot dogs despite knowing the consequences

I mean- I can’t really speak, I’ve tried to consume the white dandelions 4-5 different times (please never do this you WILL REGRET IT)

[100percentnotanalien]

Wassup

I’m posting again

But do you ever think about how aliens will REALLY react when they come across the unfamiliar things on our planet

Have you ever heard of the Chinese Water Deer? Their fangs move and are used in place for antlers… THEIR TEETH MOVE! How do you think aliens would react to THAT

Alien: is that a unicorn dolphin!?!?

Human: huh? No, that’s narwal

Alien: so they’re not unicorn dolphins?!?!

Human: not really?

Alien: well what about unicorns, you must have those if you have a unicorn dolphin.

Human: no?

Alien: hUh

#humans are space australians #humans are space oddities #humans are weird #humans are space capybaras

[100percentnotanalien]

What the fuck

And when I thought I was the weird one for talking about exploding as you take your suit off to fuck space

Do you think aliens would be weirded out by us human’s fucking need to just eat weird stuff

Example: cat tails plants, those water hot dogs, water reeds

Like why do so many of you want to eat those water hot dogs despite knowing the consequences

I mean- I can’t really speak, I’ve tried to consume the white dandelions 4-5 different times (please never do this you WILL REGRET IT)

[100percentnotanalien]

Jesus fucking christ 😭😭😭🪞

Do you think aliens would be weirded out by us human’s fucking need to just eat weird stuff

Example: cat tails plants, those water hot dogs, water reeds

Like why do so many of you want to eat those water hot dogs despite knowing the consequences

I mean- I can’t really speak, I’ve tried to consume the white dandelions 4-5 different times (please never do this you WILL REGRET IT)

[100percentnotanalien]

Do you think aliens would be weirded out by us human’s fucking need to just eat weird stuff

Example: cat tails plants, those water hot dogs, water reeds

Like why do so many of you want to eat those water hot dogs despite knowing the consequences

I mean- I can’t really speak, I’ve tried to consume the white dandelions 4-5 different times (please never do this you WILL REGRET IT)

#humans are deathworlders #humans are space australians #humans are space capybaras #humans are space fae #humans are space oddities #humans are space orcs #humans are weird

[100percentnotanalien]

I’ve come back

Imagine aliens seeing the American medical ads

“Oh hey this is normal

Ad: *lists every single possible outcome for fucking anything*

“WHAT”

Us Americans are ok with the listed side effects, I say just us americans because apparently other places don’t do that. It’s just us from what I’ve heard

#humans are deathworlders #humans are space australians #humans are space capybaras #humans are space fae #humans are space oddities #humans are space orcs #humans are weird

[100percentnotanalien]

So y’all know those photo realistic artists?

A: that’s a really cool photo! I like all the detail on it

H: that’s a drawing

A:… you gotta be joking

#humans are deathworlders #humans are space australians #humans are space capybaras #humans are space fae #humans are space oddities #humans are space orcs #humans are weird

[100percentnotanalien]

RAH

Hello

I feel like aliens would discover the records of things found up human rectums and be absolutely horrified like “WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE????”

I’m also looking at human facts and “the heaviest human hairball surgically removed from a human was 10 pounds. It was found in the stomach of an 18-year old woman in 2007 in Chicago, Illinois” like, wtf????

“Some people can hear their eyeballs moving around in their heads.” Huh????????????

“Eyebrow hairs have a lifespan of about 4 months” that’s word for word

Apparently humans can see more shades of green than any other color

Humans sharing these facts with aliens would be interesting, I mean they would rightfully so go “WHAT THE FUCK.”

It’s a perfectly reasonable answer to that type of information!

#humans are deathworlders #humans are space australians #humans are space capybaras #humans are space fae #humans are space oddities #humans are space orcs #humans are weird

[100percentnotanalien]

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Hi

Aliens would definitely be horrified by the human nature to “fuck around and find out”

This berry? Idk if it’s poisonous or not, I’M GONNA EAT IT

Alien: WHY WOULD YOU EAT IT WITHOUT KNOWING IF IT’LL CAUSE YOU HARM OR NOT????

#humans are deathworlders #humans are space australians #humans are space capybaras #humans are space fae #humans are space oddities #humans are space orcs #humans are weird

[100percentnotanalien]

So I’ve occasionally come across posts about autism and aliens meeting autistic humans. Imagine an alien is seeing a human in the middle of that beloved (/sarc) sensory overload for the first time and they don’t know what to do

“Human are you ok?” And they just get a panicked look and that makes the alien panic because humans don’t usually panic like that-

Ans another alien is like “they’re just overloaded with sensory, I suggest you give them headphones” and it helps

Of course the feelings don’t immediately go away, it takes time to calm down when sensory is being too sensory

And later the alien asks “human are you ok?” And then said human rambles about sensory overload, what causes it and how to help

Anyways, that was my ramble for today’s post

#humans are space capybaras #humans are space fae #humans are space australians #humans are space oddities #humans are deathworlders #humans are weird #humans are space orcs

[100percentnotanalien]

Yoo, first post on this soon-to-be-shithole blog

So humans have that facial recognition stuff and that causes us to recognize faces in just about everything, clouds, houses, clothing designs, you get the idea

What if an alien species didn’t have that feature for some weird reason? Like they barely hold facial features, they’re kinda just a blank head until they open their mouths or eyes

Say they’re hanging out with a human or cloud gazing with them and the human is like “hey that cloud looks like *insert famous person here*!” And the alien is super confused. “There’s faces in the clouds???? Human should I be worried? Are you hallucinating?” Then proceed to get told how humans can recognize faces in just about anything that has anything human face looking

So the alien is talking about this with his buddies and they’re just as confused because they don’t have the feature

#humans are space orcs #humans are weird #humans are deathworlders #humans are space oddities #humans are space australians #humans are space fae #humans are space capybaras