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[444seraph]

This has no business being that funny to me

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they turned him gay. good. i guess

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rewatching the wolf quest vod and im just crying laughing sneeg was so right the no was so genuine

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alright. insane.

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this might as well happen

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his faggy little grin bewitches me

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WHERE????A M I??????

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he isn’t beating those allegations

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♱ summary ; schlatt takes you to your first concert

⊹ ࣪ ˖ genre ; fluff, headcannons

⟢ pairing ; schlatt/reader

ᡣ𐭩 warnings ; alc mention, suggestive, teasing, spice but no smut

٠ ࣪⭑ you tag along last minute

٠ ࣪⭑ he’s nervous to take you, especially since it would be your first time going to a show like this, but you reassure him that you’d be fine

٠ ࣪⭑ he picks you up from your place

٠ ࣪⭑ he’s like 10 mins later than he said he’d be,, bc of course he is

٠ ࣪⭑ but god DAMN does he look good in black jeans and a band tee

٠ ࣪⭑ he must think the same about your outfit, since he won’t stop looking you up and down the whole time you’re together

٠ ࣪⭑ hand on your waist in line

٠ ࣪⭑ he definitely forgot to take everything out of his pockets and ends up getting something confiscated at the metal detector

٠ ࣪⭑ when you get inside, he immediately starts to order you both drinks

٠ ࣪⭑ hes getting you fun fruity drinks and getting himself shots of straight liquor

٠ ࣪⭑ when you ask to try his drink you immediately regret it, it tastes like shit and he laughs at you as you struggle to swallow it down

٠ ࣪⭑ when the opening band comes on, you go to dance, and he watches you with a grin from the bar

٠ ࣪⭑ 100% still eying you up

٠ ࣪⭑ at the same time, though, he’s PROTECTING your drink

٠ ࣪⭑ protecting it like mans life is on the line. he’s holding it by the top and everything

٠ ࣪⭑ every few songs you come take a few sips and give him a big kiss on the cheek

٠ ࣪⭑ as you get more and more tipsy, this evolves into kisses on the lips, which evolve into mini make out sessions right there at the bar

٠ ࣪⭑ when the main band comes on, Jay goes to the floor with you

٠ ࣪⭑ he’s still holding your drink of course

٠ ࣪⭑ you’re grinding up on him

٠ ࣪⭑ “stop it, y/n” he says, laughing

٠ ࣪⭑ “you know better than that, baby”

٠ ࣪⭑ “god, you’re driving me crazy”

٠ ࣪⭑ his talk is dirty but his tone is warm

٠ ࣪⭑ hes just smiling at you and watching you with passion in his eyes

٠ ࣪⭑ eventually, when it’s time to go home, you’re walking on wobbly legs

٠ ࣪⭑ so he slings you over his shoulder and takes you to his car

٠ ࣪⭑ he buckles you in and kisses you softly before taking you back to his house

٠ ࣪⭑ he carries you inside and ticks you into his bed, bringing you a glass of water and helping you drink from it

٠ ࣪⭑ watching his strong figure towering over you, you can’t help but run your hands along his chest, blinking up at him

٠ ࣪⭑ he smiles and leans down, kissing and biting at your neck as his hands make their way down your body

٠ ࣪⭑ his hands find their way to your hips, and you’re shivering with anticipation

٠ ࣪⭑ still smiling warmly, he pulls back and wraps his arms around you, laying down beside you

٠ ࣪⭑ when you whine in complaint, he pony gives you a hardy chuckle and a kiss on the shoulder

٠ ࣪⭑ “goodnight, y/n…”

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[444seraph]

dating chuckle sandwich headcanons!

came up with these while discussing the boys w/ @yumiis <33

schlatt

absolutely LOVES petnames ; handsome, baby, love, and BEAR!!! i have the biggest headcanon that like little nicknames and inside jokes are his favorite because they’re so intimate without the pressure

he LOVES when you play with his hair/rub his scalp. with the big rats nest he will do anything to feel some sort of massage. he’ll let you french braid it to fit under his hat.

ted

INDIE CONCERT DATES!!! he loves seeing you all dressed up to go to these events with him and it means so much to him, especially if you don’t listen to indie music to begin with.

really appreciates and praises raw beauty if that makes sense?? like he loves seeing you wake up in the morning just to see your groggy eyes search for him. he thinks it’s the most beautiful thing in the world.

charlie

UGH WHAT A LITTLE MEOW MEOW. charlie is such a sucker for compliments of any sort. he’s a huge blusher. like i’m talking smiling wide and rosy cheeks as he stumbles over his words.

slut for physical touch. i don’t make the rules. literally will wrap himself around you while watching a movie. he loves the feeling of being warm ; not only to the touch, but also inside. he loves skin to skin. your honor, he’s just a girl in a girls world

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Jshlatt is an everything guy

Ted is a thigh guy

Charlie is a thigh guy

George is a tits and ass guy

Quackity is a tits and thigh guy

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how do you tell normal people in your life that the highlight of your day was watching an hour and forty five minutes' worth of vlogs about two white men embarking on a 23-day road trip to eat at every margaritaville in north america

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