50shadesofroystonvasey

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#tlog #royston vasey #the league of gentlemen #50 shades of royston vasey #league of gentlemen #pauline campbell jones #cathy carter smith #exocet #trisha goddard

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Inspector: So, why don't we start with you telling me your

opening position?

Edward: On top with my eyes closed if it's any of your business.

Inspector: Okay.. And i know that you've said that the hostages aren't for sale..-

Edward: This is a shop, nothing is for sale

Insecptor: Well I appreciate that, I'm not here to butter you up and then go behind your back..

Tubbs: [points to edward] That's his opening position

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Piss off, Ross...

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One of my favourites...

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You did it beautifully Tubbs...

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I CAN I CAN’T!

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“I’ve come across your sort before... little bummer boys.. well you won’t catch me with my trousers down! This is a LOCAL shop for LOCAL people.. there’s nothing for you here!”

x

“Not to be an absolute prick, but - have you seen YOU?? Half my boys ran outta here pissin’ their pants soon as you popped up outta nowhere with that freaky ass nose taped up to your forehead!”

#don't make me make tubbs get undressed

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“How much to leave the shop and never come back? Seventy? Eighty? All right a pound...!”

"Go on then, take the precious things of the shop, burn down our home, rape our dead mouths! Just as long as I don't have to hear any more of your disgusting babble."

“JEE-ZUS! Talk about sneakin’ UP on a GUY, I almost shit in my pants! The boys n I just came in here to find ourselves somethin’ to drink!”

#LMFAOOO #*dyin* #negan #iownyourass