Sometimes at work you repair people’s microwaves. Sometimes you become the god of an ancient people. And you don’t even get hazard pay because there’s no such thing as pay. You’re there because you like repairing the microwaves.
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Im reading my newest mad mag (which is just a rerun of old editions) and i got thrown so back to this which is one of my favorite panels ever
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extremely food makes me so horny , if it’s spicy enough to hurt and control me
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in the 1930s women couldn't do shit without a creature from the black lagoon or frankenstein monster trying to fuck with them
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Find that special ghoul, today!
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me trying to make friends: do you want to scavenge for bones in the woods with me
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spicy wet mold mycotoxin paprika freak fuck
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Werner: truly, the Sherlock Holmes of film directors.
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Re-Animator (1985)
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tall grass prairies on one of those winter nights bright as morning. unrivaled
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The berry pickers creed
I will leave unripened berries untouched
A ripe berry need only be negotiated with, not fought
I will reasses my surroundings after every step, for my new perspective could reveal a berry patch previously hidden to me
The plant gets excited and happy when a barry is picked
The bug is not to be feared or killed, but gently celebrated, for it facilitated in the creation of the beloved berrys
I will not allow myself to be bullied by sharp thicket and I will retrieve even the most protected barry
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you only like me for who I am
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getting high to unlock more kin memories but they're from dune so all i remember is getting high to unlock more kin memories
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