a-cheap-kazoo

[a-cheap-kazoo]

[a-cheap-kazoo]

Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

[a-cheap-kazoo]

at some point "don't assume someone's gender/sexuality" became "assume everyone is cishet unless told otherwise in explicit detail" when that is almost the exact opposite of the original phrases intention.

[a-cheap-kazoo]

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

[a-cheap-kazoo]

Sarah McCoubrey "Indigo Moon" gouache and acrylic on paper

[a-cheap-kazoo]

[a-cheap-kazoo]

real homies respect trans people!

[a-cheap-kazoo]

It’s true that you have to “play the hand you’ve been dealt.”

It is still valid to find it unfair that you’ve been dealt that hand. It’s okay to be upset about it. It’s reasonable to wish things had been different. It’s completely understandable if you have feelings about it, and if you struggle to deal with them.

Accepting the facts of a situation does not mean you have to pretend everything is okay.

[a-cheap-kazoo]

the wenis is a dance

(thanks to tiktok user @thatbaroneboy for the amazing compilation!)

[a-cheap-kazoo]

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

[a-cheap-kazoo]

One of my many brothers has a sensory issue regarding certain types of metal

It appears that my cutlery is uniquely offensive, which is uniquely bothersome when he comes to visit and ends up eating tortellini with his hands

But I believe I have devised a most elegant solution

Jimmy's forks

[a-cheap-kazoo]

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

[a-cheap-kazoo]

reblog to give the person you reblogged from the strength to complete The Task™

[a-cheap-kazoo]

This is a nice sign to look at. 10/10 for composition.

he looks so confident

[a-cheap-kazoo]

Proficiency in both ranged and deranged combat

[a-cheap-kazoo]

this stinker, Tma character sheet #6!

[a-cheap-kazoo]

Anyway...