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a-crystalclearsquid · 2 hours
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We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.
For my nominations, I’m putting up:
If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.
or
It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.
I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.
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a-crystalclearsquid · 2 hours
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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
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a-crystalclearsquid · 2 hours
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i hope shein gets shut down i hope ai projects get shut down i hope billionaires go bankrupt i hope public transportation expands fast i am so tired of the world’s bs
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This is… oddly beautiful.
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a-crystalclearsquid · 20 hours
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hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?
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a-crystalclearsquid · 20 hours
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occasional posts from users
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a-crystalclearsquid · 20 hours
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"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.
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make a girl smile today.
give her a sword.
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https://href.li/?https://www.pixiv.net/stacc/menkichi
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Submitted by @sky-the-snail-fanatic
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"it's so fucking over" yeah dude it's 11pm it's the end of the day it's time for you to go to bed. and tomorrow you'll be so fucking back because you'll be awake. go tuck yourself in dude you'll be ok
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Knowledge is empowering
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I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.
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badweird feelings
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I do not usually make posts like this but recently I have seen a lot of content on Instagram, Twitter and I think tiktok too misunderstanding the meaning of intrusive thoughts, which may cause people experiencing them to be upset.
I have tried to shortly explain the difference of impulsive and intrusive and hope it will help people to understand and use the words correctly.
Reblogs are very much appreciated!
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I want to fuck your throat
my thrussy!?!?
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