Good Omens lines that I can't believe are canon
🔫 Aim for my mouth but shoot past my ear
💖 While we dance~~
🥂 To the world
🥺 And I would like to spend-
🕊 It's late. Comes with putting it up your sleeve
🤍 He's far too pure of heart to be anyone's bit on the side! He's just an angel I know
🔥 I am having a moment here!
🚗 You can't do ninety miles per hour in Central London! Why not?
💕 I just found something that mattered more to me than choosing sides
⚔️ Nobody’s at war. You idiots sent an idiot to lead a gang of idiots to attack a bookshop
😉 I’m going to get into so much trouble! You think so? Well, then, let’s make it worthwhile
🥰 Crowley will be back in a moment. He will have a plan. Why don’t you stand up for yourself? Make your own plan. Oh, I am. But rescuing me makes him so happy
👍 Staying behind to die bravely? Good on you
💙 I knew you’d come through for me. You always do. Well, you said, ‘trust me.’ And you did.
😈 You’re in trouble. Obviously. Former demon, hated by Heaven, loathed by Hell. How will our hero cope?
💞 This was your ‘something’s wrong’ voice
🍷 Just imagine how awful it might've been if we'd been at all competent. Point taken
🚲 Oh Lord, heal this bike
😭 Stuff happened. I lost my best friend
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they should add a fishing minigame to tumblr
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fuck a weighted blanket im getting myself springlocked
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The Salem News, Ohio, January 13, 1908
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this is literally me
“Don’t wait until the last minute to do your assignments!”
listen. I don’t. But I am always trapped in a vicious cycle.
And the only thing that breaks this cycle is the dread of an imminent deadline
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anybody else in the club feeling this one
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Day 261 of posting Good Omens memes Everyday until Season 3
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Good omens series 3 sneak peek
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Great movie! Way less graphic than the book however.
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Day 256 of posting Good Omens memes Everyday until Season 3
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